"She is just my BEARD, we're only pretending to date! While I keep you and me a secret!". "Oh so you mean you're ashamed of me?", Zitao cried as his eyeliner ran. "Noo it's protect us from getting attacked if peeps find out! They threw knives at us for simply performing remember? Imagine if they found out we were married? I still wo ain ni baobei, Gigi is just there to temporarily cover our secret!", Zayn his face.

"Hmm k then bae", he was relieved to find out the truth and felt slightly guilty for jumping into conclusions. "Her contour is not as fleekalicious as mines anywayz", he got up from bed. "I know boo..I can't believe you'd ever think I'd betray my no.1 panda..", Zayn went up to Zitao and gave him an Eskimo kiss. "Hmm k then as long you ready to buy me another Gucci handbag and I'll say no more".

Just as they both sat down by their $69 billion breakfast bar eating Ramen Bolognese, the $169 billion doorbell rang. Zitao swaggered down to the $690 billion door and opened it. "Oooh hey well this is awks...I just came down to explain things to y'all", Gigi Hadid stood there in her khaki green dungarees as she swished her golden blonde hair.