As we all know, Tao and Zayn, became a duo act called ZAYNTAO. But they flopped so bad that at their first live stage performance, people threw knives at them. :(

But they weren't too bothered in the end, because they fell in love and therefore got married, (what Zayn had with Perrie was just a showmance). But the only people that turned up were their moms. They got married on a beach with sand and wet ocean. 

Quite coincidentally, World War 3 broke out the next day.