Baekhyun was awake early in the morning to check his feed and to eat his breakfast. This was his daily routine. every day he would eat breakfast while checking his feed if he finds something interesting, he would post it on his IG account. Yes Baekhyun owns a fashion IG account. the reason he has so many followers is probably that he is gay. Yes Baekhyun likes . although he has never been in a serious relationship just one night stands and he also not looking for a boyfriend since his evil friend Kyungsoo is always making out with his stupid erted boyfriend called Kai. 

I mean Kai! who the calls himself Kai?

every time Kyungsoo and him hang out. Kai always have to come and say his cheesy lines also he has to watch how they kiss each other and how much they love each other but the worst is Kyungsoo's life with Kai. He must always  listen  to Kyungsoo's stupid dirty experiences with that ert.

“one time when Kai came from work. I came downstairs, wearing an cop outfit to kiss him and then we went to his bedroom to make out and I tied kai on our bed with handcuffs and I rode his big . He was screaming my name like he really wanted me ‘argh.. Kyungsoo! Move—baby.. argh!... ride my !’ like that he was so big and blah blah blah

   of course he doesn’t want to listen but if he doesn’t, Kyungsoo will become an evil and complain that he should listen because he is his best friend.

‘Kyungsoo shut the up I don’t want to hear your   life with that ert flat called your boyfriend!’

You’re just jealous because I get laid every night and all you do is play at home all alone, go buy a cat so you have a to ! And who are you calling flat? A wall looks better than your flat

I don’t know what you’re  talking about? I don’t have a flat . I got a big booty! And I’m gay so I don’t want a but a !

Yes that’s basically his relationship with his best friend  and that will not change. Maybe only if Kai and Kyungsoo break up. He actually wanted  them to break up but also not because then Kyungsoo will cry like a heartbroken teenage school girl and then he has to comfort him which he is not good at it.

anyway he was checking his feed. He's got a lot of comments and likes from his last post like always. He always reads comments. He is always happy and sometimes he replies on it and then his followers are very happy. This time, he was just as always reading his comments. his comments were different. Some girls asked him if he wanted to date them but he didn't understand why because he was gay and sometimes just regular comments but also weird confessions by boys.

"oppa date me"

 "where can I order it?"

"Baekhyun hyung date me i have a big "

 of course there were many of those comments but 1 comment had his attention.

"Baekhyun oppa please post a selca with aegyo!!"

among her comments many people had tagged her and they said that he had to post a selca

"oppa yes please post a selca with aegyo"

and  the comment list didn’t end


 

should I post a selca? He thought.

"okay I will just do it, because they are my followers”

So he left his Instagram photo and searched for a selca with aegyo. Of course the diva had a lot of selca’s. but not really with aegyo he scrolled through his selca’s and he found one selca.

“I look cute here! I will do this selca” and he clicked on his share button, clicked on the IG symbol. He edited it and posted it.

And as expected the first comments and likes were already in.

“OMG OPPA YOU’RE SO ADORABLE NOW I WANT IT EVEN MORE YOU DATING ME!”

“OPPA PLEASE MARRY ME, I BET WE WILL HAVE BEAUTIFUL CHILDEREN”

“cute”

“BAEKHYUN HYUNG YOU’RE SO ADORABLE, I WANT TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND”

“YES FINALLY I HAVE  A PICTUTE OF YOU SO I CAN MASTRUBATE ABOUT YOUR ADORABLE SELCA”

And more comments how cute he was and that they wanted to marry Baekhyun. Hehehe of course they wanted to marry the Byun Baekhyun. With his good vocals and fashion sense. Who wouldn’t

He wanted to leave the app but then he saw that he had a new DM.

"it's probably Kyungsoo, that squishy penguin thinks he is still cuter than me with his stupid boyfriend " he said in a diva tone before clicking on his DM feed. 

' Real_PCY '  *picture of Chanyeol*

'hey cutie, don't mind if we chat?

"oh " he said when he saw a picture of the male and his message.

'I have to call Kyungsoo now!" and he called Kyungsoo

Kyungsoo: what now! What is so important to disturb Kai and me making love??? I was about to now you just ruined it urgghh!

Baekhyun: I DON’T ING CARE!! WHAT I’M GOING TO TELL YOU IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT!

Kyungsoo: did you find a cat to her ?

Baekhyun: YES- I MEAN NO WTF KYUNGSOO

Kyungsoo:  shut up Baek just tell me

Baekhyun: SOME HOT GUY SEND ME A SELCA OF HIM HE CALLED ME CUTIE AND ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO CHAT WITH HIM ASDFGHJKL KYUNGSOO WHAT SHOULD I SAY!? SHOULD I FLIRT WITH HIM? GIVE HIM MY NUMBER??? HE WAS SO HANDSOME AND HOT I THINK HE HAS A BIG YES I WANT TO RIDE THAT ! ASDFGHJKL OMG AAAAH KYUNGSOO HELP ME!!

Kyungsoo: okay Byun Baekhyun first of all, you are going to chat with him, flirt with him and give him your number. Move your and get his number! I swear if you screw things up with that guy. You will be always forever alone. Living with your cat called the name of that boy  and you will even become totally crazy that you need to go to a psychologist and you will die later all alone and Kai and I will be the only one who will visit your grave and be at your funeral. So I’m warning you

Baekhyun: can you put eyeliner on me when I die? So I’ll be the prettiest dead person at the cemetery

Kyungsoo: shut up eyeliner freak, just go talk to them. you already ruined my mood for disturbing me and Kai making love and.. AAAAAARGH KAI”

Baekhyun: KYUNGSOO WHAT’S HAPPENING? DID KAI BROKE UP WITH YOU?”

Kyungsoo: NO YOU ING KAI DIDN’T BROKE UP WITH ME HE JUST SPANKED ME REALLY HARD!

Baekhyun; U KYUNGSOO I’M HANGING UP

Kyungsoo: OKAY OKAY, IF YOU SCREW UP I WILL MAKE SURE THAT I WILL APPLY EYELINER UGLY ON YOUR DEAD FACE AND THEN YOU…

Kyungsoo couldn’t finish his sentence because Baekhyun already hang up.

So the problem now is that he will probably scared that he will faint when he chats with that hot guy and also that Kyungsoo is going to slap him the next time they hang out. But that problem with that hot guy is worse. What if that hot guy doesn’t find him interesting anymore??? or if they meet in real life that he finds his to flat???

“okay Byun Baekhyun you can do this! everyone likes your . Just flirt with him and get his number!” he encouraged himself.

He goes back to his DM feed and clicked on ‘Real_PCY’ DM post.

“ he is hot af”

‘Baekhyun you can do this…’

‘hi cutie don’t mind if we chat?’

‘hi handsome, I don’t mind. I would love to chat with you ;)

‘ delete it now Baekhyun, before he sees it!’

 But he was too late he already got an answer from the handsome boy

‘thanks for calling me handsome! I’m Chanyeol, Park Chanyeol!’

‘Park Chanyeol… Park Baekhyun.. Byun Chanyeol.. ARSH STOP DREAMING BAEKHYUN!’

‘I’m Baekhyun. Byun Baekhyun but you can call me your cutie if you want and I’m only speaking the truth’

‘ Baekhyun you can do better than that’

‘I know you’re name beautiful, I’m also speaking the truth sure I will call you my sweetie;)´

‘ASDFGHJKL AAAAAAAAAAAAH HE KNOWS MY NAME AND CALLED ME BEAUTIFUL AND HIS SWEETIE !!!’ YAH WHAT SHOULD I SAY??? AIGO WHY IS THIS SO HARD! I’M FINISHING THIS!!!

‘thank you handsome, I have to go somewhere it was nice speaking to you. If you want to get to know me, please call me y boy ;) xxx-xxx-xxx *Baekhyuns phone number*’

‘yes I really want to hear that voice of you. If you are perfect your voice must be also perfect ;) bye bye gorgeous! Be careful’

Baekhyun wanted to throw his phone away because of Chanyeols flirty messages. He realized that he did it.

I DID IT! YASS LET’S GO PARTY!!! WOOOHOOO

Actually he needed to call Kyungsoo but he decided that he should better not call his best friend. Who knows he is still riding that stupid .

He was bored and still looking at his DM. he hadn’t checked Chanyeols profile and maybe he should do that.  so he clicked on Chanyeols profile and he almost fainted.

“GOD HE IS SO HOT, HANDSOME AND CUTE!”

He scrolled down and saw that he also played the guitar.

“can he be more perfect?” Baekhyun questioned himself.  “probably not” and just looked for straight 1 hour to Chanyeols pictures. He even watched all of his videos. Sometimes he talked or sang in his videos. He was shocked when he heard Chanyeol’s  voice it was so deep.

‘Can’t wait to hear how he moans my name with that voice’

“Chanyeol would be such a perfect boyfriend… wait what boyfriend!? He meant a perfect buddy. But could he start a relationship with this Chanyeol? Maybe it could be his first serious relationship! He may not screw up! He is going to be the best boyfriend Chanyeol ever had!

At that moment Kyungsoo called.

“argh that Satan is calling”

Baekhyun: hello?

Kyungsoo: did you do it?

Baekhyun: what?

Kyungsoo: did you gave him your number? You dumb

Baekhyun: I’m not dumb! You can’t even apply eyeliner!

Kyungsoo: whatever. Did you gave it to him?

Baekhyun: yes I did, I’m Byun Baekhyun.

Kyungsoo: Baekhyun shut up I bet you pooped in your pants because you didn’t have the courage and he just gave it to you.

Baekhyun: well your wrong I can prove it!

Kyungsoo: okay prove it. Meet me at that restaurant where we always go

Baekhyun: okay I’m going to tell you how hot he is

Kyungsoo: okay Baek I’m hanging up

Baekhyun: Kyungsoo wait!

Kyungsoo: what now!

Baekhyun: don’t bring Kai, I swear if you-

Kyungsoo: Okay fine I won’t bring Kai this time! Are you happy now?

Baekhyun: yes very happy, bye!

Kyungsoo: bye!

and they hang up.

Baekhyun grabbed his jackets, wore his new shoes and left his house safely.

He made his way to his car and started driving his way to the restaurant. 

A/N: so this is the first chapter. I hope you liked it. please subscribe, upvote and comment please :D