Xiumin

“Do you want me to show you my abs or what?”

Luhan:

“Yo yo man, do i look like someone to with?”

*Luhan 5 seconds later*

Kris:

“Shall i draw your death?“ 

Suho:

“You shall go and sell hot dogs now.”

Lay:

“If you don’t stop looking at her i’m going to make sure you have severe hemorrhage for a week straight.”

Baekhyun:

“Sorry mate she rides me tonight.“

Chen:

*pretends to be friendly so that he can put him in the trunk*

Chanyeol:

“Did that er winked at my jagi?”

D.O:

“Shopping list: Matches, gasoline.”  

Tao:

“I had a dream about this…he died.”

Kai:

“If he doesn’t stop I’ll cut his off .”

Sehun:

“Jagiya let’s get in the car, a pleasant is breathing our air. ”

kai, baek, and tao are a bit extreme ^^

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