Hello ^^/

Enjoy~

Suho: Guys

Suho: You know how to read, right?

Suho: Where's my lunch

Suho: Come on, don't do this

Suho: I wrote my name and even signed on it

Suho: and drew T.T face and asked you to leave it alone

Suho: was it you, Jongin?

Xiumin: He's out

Suho: Sehun?

Xiumin: He is here, in my room

Sehun: why're you suspecting me?

Suho: because you always take my stuff?

Sehun: when did I

Suho: My charger, my drink, my underwear even

Xiumin: your heart? ^^

Sehun: that was last week

Sehun: let it go, hyung

Baekhyun: what are you doing in hyung's room?

Suho: did you eat my lunch?

Baekhyun: where was it?

Suho: in the waiting room

Baekhyun: then, no

Suho: tell Jongdae he left his gloves here

Baekhyun: no, he left them for you

Baekhyun: they r actually yours

Baekhyun: he is just giving it to you now

Baekhyun: whose lunch did I eat, then?

Suho: who gave these gloves to me?

Baekhyun: oh that

Baekhyun: a fan gave it to him months ago

Suho: and you knew?

Baekhyun: everybody knew

Suho: where is Jongdae now?

Baekhyun: taking a shower

Baekhyun: want me to go in and get revenge for you?

Suho: no,  don't use me as an excuse to see him again

Baekhyun: I don't need any excuse to see him again

Baekhyun: I can see him whenever I want

Sehun: so you say

Kai: hyung, I didn't eat your lunch

Kai: you should ask Chanyeol hyung though

Suho: where did you go?

Jongin: date! ^^

Sehun:

Kai: what's with you?

Sehun: Old habit, sorry

Chanyeol: I did not eat anyone's lunch today

Suho: then who ate my lunch?

Kai: just get a new one, hyung, you're just wasting your time with these people

Suho: what did you do with my battery?

Jongin: what battery?

Suho: my spare battery, your phone was dead. 

Kai: ?

Suho: Jongin, it happened yesterday. How can you not remember it?

Suho: ... Baekhyun was explaing Yixing a dirty joke ...

Kai: Oh yeah

Kai: didn't use it much, gave it to Sehun

Suho: Sehun?

Sehun: Jongdae hyung has it

Baekhyun: want me to go in and ask him about it?

Suho: No, let him have his shower in peace for once

Xiumin: you should really stop giving the kids your stuff

Xiumin: unless you love seeing your stuff never again

Suho: or ... they can just return the stuff to its owner

Suho: you know, like a not-a-waste-of-space 

Xiumin: that is not gonna happen

Suho: yeah, probably

Lay: I think I have your battery

Lay: because I have two, but now I have four

Suho: but you went back to Beijing this morning

Lay: ^^ will make sure to return it when I come back

D.O: Sehun, you come to my room tonight

D.O: we can do it

Sehun: got it

Sehun: thanks, hyung

D.O: anytime

Baekhyun: what is it? what're you guys gonna do?

Baekhyun: what did Sehun ask?

Sehun: secret

Chanyeol: Kyungsoo?

Chanyeol: are you serious???

Chanyeol: were you cursed as a child to never ever reply to me?

Sehun: No

Sehun: he wishes so, he just said so

Chen: somebody get Baekhyun away from me

Chen: never mind

Chen: he smells actually nice

Chen: what's up?

Chanyeol: Jumnyeon hyung lost his lunch

Chanyeol: and he is suspecting one of us

Chen: how can he think like that?

Chen: that hurts

Sehun: you gave his gloves back to him after a month

Sehun: and you never even told him that you got it

Baekhyun: there was also that time he was talking to Tao on the phone

Baekhyun: then you wanted to talk, and later on you gave it to Yixing hyung

Baekhyun: I got it from him ... then I left the phone on the bed

Baekhyun: point is

Baekhyun: we're unreliable and he has been the victim for far too long with far too many incidents

Suho: are you seriously reflecting or are you mocking me?

Chanyeol: you should do the same to us

Chanyeol: we take from you,you take from us

Suho: how about we return the stuff we borrowed?

Suho: or how about we just use our own stuff? 

Baekhyun: Yeah, hyung, that's never gonna work

Baekhyun: give in and be like us

Chen: yeah, invade our privacy

Chen: get hit by Kyungsoo

Sehun: be an to everyone

Chen: it is mostly you being an to everyone though

Sehun: I'm not always like that

Sehun: I'll help hyung, look. 

Sehun: If you don't want people to keep taking your stuff, threaten them

Sehun: The world hangs on threats, hyung, not love

Sehun: also

Sehun: keep nagging them, they hate that 

Sehun: "Don't touch Kyungsoo hyung or he'll poison you"

Sehun: "Don't sleep during classes or you'll have to repeat"

Sehun: "If you don't eat and drink well, you'll end up as tall as a peanut"

Sehun: "As much as you want to, don't kill Sehun or you will go to jail"

Sehun: like that ^^ 

Suho: I'm so tired ...

Suho: how can you drain my energy like this?

Sehun: except me and Jongin though. 

Later on.

Jongdae: thanks, hyung

Minseok: no problem

Minseok: did you get Baekhyun off of you?

Jongdae: No, did you get Sehun off of you?

Minseok: No

Minseok: and stop doing torturing Junmyeon

Minseok: I'm not gonna say this was the last time I lied for you

Minseok: but let the man live

Bye bye ^^/

Kim Jongin doesn't give a