Just a little something for everyone. Hope the Monday Blues isn't killing you all! @(o3o)@ M.P. _________________________________________________________________________________________________________     CHAPTER 6     I woke up today at 5 o’clock in the morning to prepare for school. I had to, otherwise Sica might insists on preparing for breakfast and I don’t think I can take another day of repeatedly going to the bathroom clutching my stomach. But then I realized that’s not really gonna be a problem because that video girl sleeps like a rock. She clings like a koala too. But I didn’t really mind that ^^ in fact I haven’t had that good a sleep since my parents passed away…     “KYAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”   “Huh?! What happened?! It came from my bedroom! Is Sica okay?!”   In fear, immediately I finished brushing my teeth, at 5 seconds record speed, and sped up to my room. There I found her on my bed with eyebrows creased and anxiety evident in her eyes.   “Taengoo!!! Look what you’ve done!”   “Huh? Y-yAH! What are you doing grabbing my hand!?!”   “Just lend them to me for a minute midget and you’ll see what I mean!”   “S-sica! W-w-wait! YAH! What are you doing putting my hands over your like!! … … … That?”   “You feel it too don’t you?!”   “Don’t you?!!!!”   “Umn…” or rather I don’t. I don’t feel anything at all! What happened to those 32B ies last night?! My babies!!! They feel 32A now all of a sudden. They shrunk?! Again?! I knew they looked 36C at first! I wasn’t wrong!   “Umn… whatever do you mean Sica? I don’t feel anything’s wrong?” I tried to feign ignorance over this catastrophic event! My twins…   “Don’t lie to me you midget!! IT’S YOU AND YOUR STUPID DVD’S FAULT I’M LIKE THIS RIGHT NOW! First they shrunk but it wasn’t so bad since they were still a good size so I didn’t mind it too much, but now they’re completely G.O.N.E. GONE! Huhuhu they were my favorite assets too! And take those hands off me you ert!!!”   “YAH! Ou-Ou-Ouch! Stop hitting me! And I’d like to remind you, it was you who placed my hands on them!”   Oh no, she’s tearing up. She’s gonna cry. She’s crying.   “WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Taengoo you are so mean! I hate you! I’m ugly now L LOOK! Even my original clothes don’t fit well anymore! The bust area is all loose and yuck!”   She threw the costume and continued to bawl over crying noisily under the bed sheets. I didn’t know females could react that way and be all sensitive about their frontal assets. I mean I guess I didn’t really know since I never cared for them ON me just FOR me^^ he he If you get what I mean? But anyways, I felt I couldn’t leave Sica like that all depressed and sullen. I mean, it really was my broken DVD player’s fault she had to undergo changes like that after all…   “Sica…”   “Don’t look at me! I’m ugly!”   “Sica…”   “I said don’t look at me!”   “But you’re my pretty Video Girl why shouldn’t I?” Okay! Finally got to her a bit. She lowered the blanket below her eye line and turned towards me. Now step two in mini plan to make Sica happy again~   “…sniff sniff”   “See? Look how pretty Sica is? Now I hate seeing you with tears running through your face you know?” I said while wiping her eyes.   “…sniffffffff”   “and this clothes? Don’t worry, I’ll bring them to Home Ed Lab today at school and fix em for you. They’ll be good as new and you won’t even see the difference! I’ll even sew in a Dookong pocket on the side if you want.”   “… sniff Y-yah! I don’t want sniff sniff th-that green thi -“   “Shhh Don’t be shy now, everybody loves the Dookong.” I said caressing the top of her head. Still no reaction.   “And how about we shop for some new clothes later today?! How’s that sound?”   BINGO her eyes suddenly flickered in attention!   “Anyways, you can’t keep on wearing that midriff outfit in winter anyways, or else you’d be an ice princess! OMO think I should call you that from now on?”   “Ice Princess! Ice Princess! Hahahah”   “YAH! Sniff… sniff… stop that ajumma laugh and don’t call me that you midget! Sniff… but do you really mean we’ll shop for clothes later?”   “Ugh ye-ah, of course!” I’m gonna die of hemorrhage if I continue to see her in skin baring outfits anyways, so why not? What’s a few shirts and some pants? (Future Taengoo: O Past Taengoo, if you only knew… If you only knew…)   “Sniff! Okay! You’re forgiven for now, thank you Taengoo~” She quickly jumpled out of the bed and pecked me in the cheeks again. Badump Badump Badump. What the HE-L-L! And my whole face is as hot as fire again! This girl really… though I couldn’t hide that small smile forming on my lips either.   Giggle “I found one of your good points again Tomato Taengoo~”   Tomato Taengoo?! Ohh I see… time to return the favour then Sica! Ohohohoho   “hihihi… Oh and if it makes you feel any better Sica” I grabbed her hands and placed them atop my chest. “I’m just a 30A so you’re still bigger than me by two inches okay?”   “YAH!!!” Her eyes widen and a faint red started to colour her tear stained cheeks. “You BYUNTAE!” Ouch! And she threw my jumbo peas at me hitting me in the head. Well at least she seemed fine and violent again now huh?!   “Welcome to the tomato family Sica! Hahahaha”   Mini Project: Make Sica Happy Again, Status: Complete!       XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX       Seoul Public High School     “So why are you coming with me to school again?” Don’t worry I let her borrow my spare uniform, no way I’ll let Sica prance around in school and be eyed at by those hungry high school boys AND girls!   “I told you I’ll ALWAYS be by your side… I’m a Video Girl, weren’t you listening to me last night?! And remember we had a plan to win over your Tiffany…? I want to know what kind of woman we’re up against”   “Up against? Doesn’t that sound more like a war?”   “Oh Taengoo, with you wooing her it’ll be more like a country wide crusade”   “YAH!”   Aish, there she goes again giggling and making fun of me…   “Aww I’m just teasing you Taengoo! Come on! Or you’ll be late!”   “Ou-Ouch! Don’t pinch and drag me by the cheeks!!!”   “Hahaha I thought that’s what you wanted puffing your cheeks like that?”   “Grrr… Sica!”     By the time we reach the school’s brass iron gate however, the thought of school being HELL after what happened last night quickly entered my mind. I guess this whole ordeal with Sica made me momentarily forget…   Now how can I face my best friend Yuri and my crush Fany who got her heart broken by her? UGHHHHH Should I just skip school I wonder?     “Sigh… I wonder how Fany will feel when she bumps into Yuri at school?”   “Oh My God, you’re seriously an endangered species Taengoo! How did you get to be that way? Always worrying over other people’s feelings rather than your own?”   “Yah! Umn it, it’s…”   “But that’s what I like about you~ hi hi hi”   “Wha-what! Sica what did you-“   “Come let’s go Taengoo! You’re gonna be late!”   “YAH! Ugh” Is she toying with me again? Aish! Well forget about it, gotta go to the classroom now…   for c