The Crossdress Show

Better With the Lights Off(draft)

*Drumroll*

So Exo finally made it.

Yep. Took long enough!

 

"Hurry! we are gonna be late!" Baekhyun squeals and runs to the registration line.

"What if someone discovers we are exo?" Chanyeol shouts from the parking lot.

"Exo doesn't do this for a hobby, like duh," a girl decked out in Exo merchendise scowels.

"Ok rude," Sehun flicks his wig in her direction.

"If only! D.O. would make me faint." A hopefull fanboy wishes out loud.

"Luhanna you can't hide behind Xiumia, pls," Suho shake his head.

"Even in heels, I tower over you guys," Kris laughs.

"Are we all present and accounted for? Good Layla woke up." Suho head counts his cubs.

"Were THE F is Kyungsooooo?" Baekhhyun hisses, stomping his foot.

"We have great luck without him," Sehun smirks, back hugging Luhan.

Suho looks at the floor, clearly dissapointed in his parent skills.

"Kaisoo couple is still in the trunk, sorry I have failed you."

 

They all sign names. Okay it starts.

 

GRAND ANOUNCER:

"Are you ready?"

Audience: "WOOOOH!"

"Okay so we only have 20 contestants because the others didn't even try to look like females."

Audience: "Boooooo."

"They were just wearing a wig, lipstick, or girl clothes. We only accept a combination of efforts."

Audience: "Woooooo."

The first ten contestants don't even compare to Exo!

Just then, two beautiful cross dressers run into the room!

 

- PART TWO, TO BE CONTINUED-

 

Eeeek I'm anticipating this. - XOXO Author

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ffal here... rofl reading dis fic, i gotta write now

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RedPrincessRen
#1
Chapter 8: LOL was not expecting that ending hahaha
uwujongin
#2
Chapter 8: OH NO CHENAAAA XDDD
OMFG WHAT THE HELL EVEN /LAUGHS LIKE A MANIAC/
luvsws17 #3
Chapter 8: Lol did expect that! Overall it was a very cute, funny, and entertaining story!!!
namsooK9493 #4
Chapter 8: i just.... wat happened
LittleStarinthesky
#5
Chapter 8: ...poor Chen...
SoSquishy #6
Chapter 8: The ending tho. HAHAHA
J-ChaeMi
#7
Chapter 8: SO TROLL ISTG LMAO. The judge might be chen's family xD
fanficsarelife
#8
Chapter 6: i kinda maybe know who it is but idk if i should write it in comments, ok ill tell u tmrw (my guess) OMG TOTALLY ANTICIPATING THIS FIC UGH
fanficsarelife
#9
so much for the colab fic sigh...

u can do this, i might join but idk ur doing great by urself
fanficsarelife
#10
author nim fighting!!! xD