Preparation is Key

Better With the Lights Off(draft)

The competition is at night, so Exo has all day to plan.

There is only one prob, Tao is bitter that they returned his purses, and Baekhyun is bitter he wasn't chosen!

So they are sulking together and doing makeovers on themselves.

Kris joins his boyfriend, and now Sehun only has eight men who don't know female fashion or makeup.

Leave it up to Kyungsoo to make him pretty though, Kyungsoo to the rescue! ~

"I'm going to win if it's the last thing I do," Baekhyun pouts and applies eyeliner.

"I'm going to try too," Kai jokes and throws on a wig.

Yeah... Kyungsoo need help.

"Kai pls call ur Taemin?"

"Why?"

"I think we have a secret weapon."

Kai calls his pretty friend Taemin.

Kyungsoo snatches the phone, "Please send Key to our dorm."

"Uhh, he's at the salon right now. I will when he get's back."

"It's a beauty emergency."

Just then Key runs in with an emergency kit and gloves.

Wut.

"If a diva can't save beauty hazards, then they aren't me."

Sehun kinda looks like Bella from twilight when Key is done.

"Double wut," Kai exclaims.

Luhan struts out all manly is his reigndeer boxers.

When he sees Sehun he runs back to his room.

"Unbeleivable Key, you made Luhan think Sehun was a girl!"

Key shakes his head, "I'm not fooled. Bring the deer one here."

Luhan is given a makeover after much bribing.

"You can have half of the prize, and all of the food you want!" His team begs.

Luhan is agreeable at the end of the day.

"As long as I don't have to leave the house, why not?"

Kyungsoo and Sehun exchange mischevious knowing glances.

Baekhyun leaves the party room for snacks.

"Wah you look like Han Ga In LuLu! My crush, my eyes!" He flees from the scene after grabbing chips and dip, and a selca with Luhan.

"Are we ready?" Suho is spining the car keys around his finger.

"Let's all dress up, just in case the judges have a differen't type?" Kai offers, and this sends everyone into hysterics.

"Who is prittier than Luhan?" Sehun says between rofls.

Suho sits in a corner. "Nobody."

It's silent and everyone is giving him looks.

"Okay lets go, ah we have three hours I guess we can dress up until then," Chen sighs.

So all of Exo crossdresses. All the way.

"Let go of me!" Luhan protests and kicks as they haul him to the car.

Exo sings along to their song Lucky in the car. DO goes off key to lighten up the mood, and Xiumin does his highest pitch to get his membrs pumped.

"Woah Xiumin your vocal range is daebaek!" Lay smiles and finger combs his wig.

 

 

 

Hellooooo there. My partner in rhyme has hit the hay, unfortunatelay.

To be continued... So who do you think will win? :? -xoxo

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RedPrincessRen
#1
Chapter 8: LOL was not expecting that ending hahaha
uwujongin
#2
Chapter 8: OH NO CHENAAAA XDDD
OMFG WHAT THE HELL EVEN /LAUGHS LIKE A MANIAC/
luvsws17 #3
Chapter 8: Lol did expect that! Overall it was a very cute, funny, and entertaining story!!!
namsooK9493 #4
Chapter 8: i just.... wat happened
LittleStarinthesky
#5
Chapter 8: ...poor Chen...
SoSquishy #6
Chapter 8: The ending tho. HAHAHA
J-ChaeMi
#7
Chapter 8: SO TROLL ISTG LMAO. The judge might be chen's family xD
fanficsarelife
#8
Chapter 6: i kinda maybe know who it is but idk if i should write it in comments, ok ill tell u tmrw (my guess) OMG TOTALLY ANTICIPATING THIS FIC UGH
fanficsarelife
#9
so much for the colab fic sigh...

u can do this, i might join but idk ur doing great by urself
fanficsarelife
#10
author nim fighting!!! xD