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Better With the Lights Off(draft)So exo was broke.
"Thanks a lot Tao and Sehun..." Suho grumbles at the maknaes.
Tao was too busy putting on lipstick to hear, and Kris was trying to give him a manicure.
"He needs his Gucci," Kris shrugs.
"And Sehun why do you need all of dat bubble tea?" Luhan shakes his head in defeat.
Sehun sips so he won't need to reply.
"So guys" Chen from the living room peers into the kitchen.
"We have 30 days left, and we don't want SM to know that we are broke. So I found us a game plan."
All heads are turned to master troll. What does he have in mind this time??
Chen holds up a printed ad. Members gather around it like hungry wolves.
Male crossdress competition. One Lucky Winner gets $5,000 cash prize.
Luhan gawks while other members cheer and sing their song, Lucky.
Worst nightmare might come true!
Sehun nudges him, "Lulu dear why you look upset?"
Luhan covers his face and runs to the balcony like a dramatic princess.
Suho and Chanyeol run to Tao's room for his Gucci bags.
"Naaaaw!" Tao whines. Kris holds him back and pets the SAD PANDA.
"Store credit for dresses, and we will use Tao's makeup!" Baekhyun jumps a little too high at the words he speaks.
Xuimin lunges for the remaining lipstick in the crying panda's paw and caps it.
He finds the makeup bag and runs into a room to hide it. Hide it all!
Suho and Chanyeol return with armfulls of bags.
"Okay kids, hop in the car. We have store credit to use!"
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