Goguma Monster

taeny life after snsd disband

Friday

"Annyeonghaseyo Unnie, I'll go visit you tomorrow" seohyun greeted tiffany on the phone

"REALLY!!" tiffany squealed 

Seohyun pull the phone away from her ear "Unnie~~ please reduce your voice"

"Ohhh.. so sorry joohyun-ah" tiffany still with a loud voice

"It's okay unnie"

"I miss you seobaby"

"Me too unnie. I miss stephan and irene too. What are they doing now?" 

"They are swimming with taeyeon"

"Ohhh... Okay then.. Say hi to them. I'll call you again"

"See you seobaby, we'll pick you at airport"

"Thank you unnie"

Tiffany then walks to the backyard 

"Honey... Seobaby will come to visit us this Saturday"

"Why You're not telling me before, I want to talk to her" taeyeon pouted

"You still in the pool and I am in the kitchen"

"Our maknae~ I really miss her!"

"I miss her too, she grown up well"

"Yeah.. I'm so proud of her"

Tiffany talked to Stephan and Irene 

" We gonna pick up auntie seo joohyun at the airport tomorrow"

"Yeaaaayyy planeeesssssss, big bird!!" Stephan shouted when he heard airport word

"Mom, I wanna ride plane" irene whined

Yes, The Kim's never get on a plane since they moved to Los Angeles and tiffany get pregnant, after that they been busy with a new life here. They always been visited by family and friends

"Yeah sure, we can go for holiday this Christmas" 

"Can we?" Taeyeon asked tiffany 

"Yes, we can umma taeyeon. Let's go to New York ? To Washington ? See snow?" Tiffany explained, she think this year they could go out of town and give experience to the kids

"Yeaaahh SNOW! I can built snowman, ice skating, snowbath " Stephan rumbled

"ho ho ho easy there boy, how do you know that things? You never see snow before?" Taeyeon asked Stephan 

"Umma, Robert and Ethan told me , I really want to see snow. Why in here never snowing?" 

"I see....ah abouth that..I don't know too. I've only lived in LA 5 years ago, ask your mom"

Stephan turned his head to tiffany "mom?" Wanted explaination 

"maybe it's too hot here so snow melt before go to the ground?" Tiffany told to Stephan but she not sure either

 

Saturday

"Are you ready?" Tiffany asked Stephan and irene who sat at the backseat 

"To the airport" taeyeon shouted 

"Manseeeeeeee!!"

"Hoooorrraaaaayyyyyyy!!"

Only 10 minutes of ride, Stephan and Irene drove to sleep. When they arrive at the parking lot, Stephan awakened but Irene keep sleep so taeyeon carrying Irene while tiffany hold Stephan's hand. 

LAX Airport is the third busiest in the US, taeyeon never likes airport especially when they were an Idol, to many screamed, to many camera, to crowded But tiffany is different, she love attention, she love give a fan service, so whenever they at the airport taeyeon always beside or behind tiffany with that she can watch over tiffany if something happens.well...after all taeyeon really love watch tiffany back body, to many pictures and videos capture her starring tiffany from behind.

"Honey, where is maknae?" Tiffany asked taeyeon when they arrive at the cafe inside airport, taeyeon and seohyun had make appointment to meet in here, usual spot when someone visit them, a hidden place with great coffee and food.

 

"BOO!" 

 

"Yaaahh! You scared me" taeyeon rubbed her chest and irene stirred because of noise while tiffany and Stephan still engross with their breakfast.

Seohyun hugged and kissed them and sat beside Stephan, "maknae have you eaten?" Tiffany asked while munching

"Not yet unnie"

"order food then"

"Okay... Hello Stephan.." Seohyun patted stephan's head, soon stephan recognize seohyun face then he greet seohyun

"GOOD MORNING! Commander seororo!" Stephan saluted to seohyun

Tiffany and taeyeon looked at each other with open mouth in surprise, tiffany mouthed taeyeon "the hell?" And taeyeon shrugged her shoulder

"Good boy, report!" Said seohyun 

"Sergeant keroro have a breakfast and private second class Tamama still sleepy!" With a loud voice and dorky smile Stephan talked to seohyun

"Not to loud, not to loud. I can hear you" seohyun patted Stephan, satisfy with the result 

Taeyeon slapped seohyun's arm lightly, "aisshhh, you steal my minion! What have you done to my minions?" Taeyeon glared 

"And you two, stop playing around with my kids, they're not your robot, your doll, or whatever you want, teach them properly" tiffany shook her head unbelieveable 

"I teach them in good ways" taeyeon protested

"Yeah unnie, I even teach them Japanese language" seohyun nodded

Tiffany rolled eyes "Yeah right, you teach them because keroro speak Japanese and you taeyeon, you teach them not only korean language but also banana language" tiffany pinched her nose "I can't imagine when they meet the rest of snsd members" tiffany sighed 

Irene rubbed her eyes and stared one by one people around her, taeyeon and seohyun laughed hard, Stephan shrugged his shoulder not understand what his mommies talking about. Among all members, seohyun is the most frequently visited the Kim's because now she is working at the Korean embassy in Washington DC. At least once a month she visited the Kim's family

"Let's go home... and where do you want to go after this maknae?" 

"Hmmm... Can we go to koreantown?"

"Sure.. after lunch, yes?" Tiffany asked taeyeon

"Yup, after lunch it is. I miss patbingsoo! yumyum " Taeyeon nodded and her lips

"Patbingsoo?!" Stephan face lit up after he heard that

"Soosoo "Irene clapped her hands

After lunch they went to koreantown, eaten many foods, visited TnT store, bought  groceries, played some games etc until night comes.they get home, taeyeon and tiffany put Stephan and Irene to bed, seohyun helped with the bags.

"Unnies... Why you two still being lovey dovey after all these years? What's the secret?" Seohyun asked taeny when she saw the scene in front of her, they sat on the couch with taeyeon head in Tiffany's lap and tiffany taeyeon's hair

"Hmmm..." Taeyeon only hummed 

"we don't have a secret, it's just natural. When you loves someone you'll act like this naturally" tiffany replied 

Taeyeon sat up and lean her head to Tiffany's shoulder "and when you get married joohyun?" She asked seohyun

"When I meet my other half unnie" seohyun replied 

Taeyeon scoffed "yeah~ your other half is Goguma" she laughed like ahjumma 

"Kim taeyeon" tiffany nudged 

"What? It's true!! Look at the groceries she just bought, for buttsakes how can you buy three sacks of Goguma?"

"Unnie. It's buy two get one free and it's hard to find Goguma in DC"

"why can you import that from Seoul?one container to stock for a year" taeyeon said sarcastically 

"Unnieeee" seohyun used aegyo voice

Tiffany smiled while stared taeyeon and seohyun bickering over sweet potato

"So, how was Seoul maknae?" Taeyeon asked 

"Same old same old unnie" 

"Got some news from our friends?" Tiffany asked

Seohyun sighed "Sooyoung and Sunny unnies are fine, still working hard to get SSent on top agency company. Yuri  still dating many people but never longer than 3 months after that she created a song, ironical her songs always on top of charts. Yoona keep busy with her films and CF.. And Jessica unnie *sigh* I don't know.. we are concerned about her health if she continues to live a lifestyle like that. Jessica unnie always be scolding by others about gets STD or kidney or liver failure"

Taeyeon and tiffany knew jessica lifestyle, always partying and have free , she didn't care anymore about her image. Jessica parents moved back to San fransisco, so in Seoul she only lived with her sister, krystal. 

"Unnie, I'll come back home this Christmas. Will you get back too?" Seohyun  asked taeyeon, she knew taeyeon still scared about public opinion

"I don't think so maknae.. We promise Stephan and Irene to see snow this holiday" taeyeon sighed with heavy breath

Tiffany rubbed taeyeon's back "If you're not going home, we could visit you in DC. But I think we'll go to my sister's house" tiffany smiled 

"I see, you know unnie. Next month is yoona premiere movie with most of actor and actress from SSent but I can't go there" seohyun pouted

"Yeah we know, sunny tell us about that" tiffany replied 

they keep chit-chatting until midnight, talked about their life and others life

 

Sunday 

"Good morning Joohyun, slept well?" 

"Morning unnie" seohyun nodded

"what are you cooking?" 

"Pancakes"

"Smells good.. I'll wake up taeyeon and the kids" but before tiffany go to the upstairs Stephan and Irene had walked down with sleepy eyes

"Awww my babies is so cute. Come here, auntie seo cook pancakes" tiffany kissed Stephan head and carrying irene. She then walks to her bedroom to wake up taeyeon

"Sweety, go wake up your umma" tiffany said to irene and put irene beside taeyeon. Instead of waking up, irene hugged taeyeon and continue to sleep

"Hmmm minion" taeyeon mumbled 

"Hey..wake up..honey" 

"Five minutes more"

"Maknae make a breakfast for us" 

"Hmmm"

Suddenly Tiffany's phone ringing so she pick up and left taeyeon with irene. After 10 minutes later, tiffany back to the bedroom but the bed is empty so she walks to the kitchen and see everyone sat down cutely waiting breakfast ready to serve.tiffany approached them and sat beside irene while taeyeon sat beside Stephan both have same gesture, head and hand in the table with open mouth. Continue sleeping.

"Hi sleephead, wake up..wake up.. Breakfast ready" tiffany shook taeyeon and Stephan shoulder

"Btw, we must go to daddy's house,honey" tiffany talked to taeyeon "and are you wanna come along?" Tiffany asked seohyun, Stephan and irene

"Up to you" seohyun said

"is there any hyung? Leo? Elo? Felix? Nico?" Stephan asked

"stay home" irene said

"No, Stephan. Just Pedro, I think" tiffany replied

"Then I want to stay at home too with irene and commander Seororo?"Stephan looked tiffany then seohyun

"It's okay seo? If you babysitting my kids?" 

"Why can't I stay at home too?" Taeyeon asked tiffany

"Because daddy want to meet both of us,hon"

"It's okay maknae? If you burdensome, we can canceled" taeyeon make sure 

"It's okay unnie. I'll teach them bake and cook my new recipe or we can watch cartoon or play at the backyard" seohyun ensured taeny

"Deal, and I'll call you every hour"

"No need unnie, I'll call you if something happens and I can't handle it"

"Ohh joohyun, if you want to go out, take SUV one okay or call Chloe"

"Okay~okay~ just go... We'll be fine"

After they finished breakfast, tiffany bathed Minions after that taeyeon running around to catch them because they don't want to wear clothes. Taeny bit goodbye to them and went to Mr.hwang's house 

"Alright kids, what we gonna do?" Seohyun clapped her hands 

"Hmmm I want to watch movie"

"Make cookies" 

"Okay... Let's watch movie first, then we can bake some cookies and make lunch"


3 hours later


"Kids what do you want for lunch?" 

"Pizza" 

"Begeh" 

"Huh? Pardon irene?" 

"Burger commander" Stephan answered seohyun 

"Yesh, Begeh..." irene smiled

"You know, unhealthy foods it will accumulate in your body and you'll eventually die!"seohyun warned But the kids don't understand what seohyun said, she keep talking "Why.. Unnies give you unhealthy food? Luckily I'm in good mood today, so I'm gonna make what you want with my own recipe of course" seohyun talk and talk while the kids just stared at her

"Kids, I'll make a pizza and burger, just for you. This is new recipe" seohyun said while she prepared foods

They nodded and grinned dorkily 

"So how was the food?" Seohyun asked minions 

"It's weird commander"Stephan pull a long face

"Sweet" irene smile sheepishly

"This is healthy food" seohyun said nonchalant

"Commander, Can we go out after this? To the beach or arcade?" Stephan asked 

"We can but I can't keep an eye to you two if we go out, how about we bake cookies and pie?"

"I'll be a good boy, commander" Stephan whined

"Bake cookies...ndeehh"irene copied Stephan

"Bake cookies it is" Stephan pouted and irene laughed

"It's good Stephan, we could go if your mommies had arrive"seohyun patted Stephan's head "Come on, help me clean the kitchen" 
 
They nodded lazily, followed their commander to the kitchen and do anything seohyun said, played with foodstuffs, helped baked cookies and pie

"I sacrifice one sack just for you kids, I never do that to the other" seohyun informed  

"We honor then" Stephan bowed and irene followed her brother 

"You should, let's play games while we waiting"

 

Hours later

"Kids!!! We are home!" Tiffany voice boomed after they arrived


Silent 


"Kids...maknae... Where are you guys?" Taeny looked around inside house but nothing

"Where are they?" Tiffany asked worriedly to taeyeon

"Aahhhh, I know.. Follow me" taeyeon grabbed Tiffany's hand

 

They walks to the gazebo in the backyard

"Here.. You are!" 

"Hello unnies! How is your father?" Seohyun approached taeny

"He is good. nothing happened, just talked about business" taeyeon replied

"What are you doing here? can you here me when I'm calling you" tiffany asked

"Mommy!! You home" irene jumped to tiffany 

"Mommy look!" Stephan showed tiffany his drawing

They sat awhile in the gazebo then deliver seohyun to the airport


In the midnight 

"Umma... My stomach is hurt" Stephan said with weak voice, this is his third time he going to bathroom

"Let's go to the hospital" taeyeon said worriedly, it's always funny to taeyeon if she looked other people have a diarrhea but not with her kids. She carrying Stephan and told tiffany, she will go to the hospital.

"Call me when you know the result, honey. And be careful" tiffany peck taeyeon's lips and Stephan's cheek

"I will, you too be careful at home" taeyeon waved from inside the car and drive immediate to the hospital, tiffany went to Irene's bedroom and slept there while she waiting taeyeon and Stephan home.

At the hospital 

Pprrtthh
Ppprrrrtttt
Ppprrrrtttthhhh

Stephan fart continuously, taeyeon laughed out loud while Stephan smile sheepishly

"I'm sorry.. I can't help it" Stephan buried his head to taeyeon 

"It's okay boy, and how many times you have poop?" The doctor asked

"Three times in one hour, doc" taeyeon said

"what had you eaten before?" The doctor asked 

"Pancakes, pizza, cookies, pie hmmm" Stephan put his index finger on forehead trying to remember what he had eaten all day

"It's normal food, we always eat that everyday" taeyeon said

"I see. Where you buying it?" The doctor asked again

"No, it's homemade. Auntie seo made all of it with Goguma" Stephan replied

Taeyeon eyes widen "oh my god, I remember. How many Goguma you've been eaten?" Now taeyeon asked Stephan

"Am sorry?" The doctor can't understand what they talked about

"Goguma is sweet potato doctor, my friend visited us and she is really love sweet potato. I think Stephan poisoned Goguma but why not my daughter too?"

"Digestion of each person----"

Pppprrrrtttthhhhhh

"He he" Stephan scratched his head

"We should go home, thank you doctor" they shake hands

"Drink a lot of mineral water"

"Yes, he will" taeyeon said

"Bye doctor" Stephan waved to the doctor

"Darling, how is irene? She is okay right?" Taeyeon called tiffany after they go out from hospital 

"Hmmm I don't think so"

"What!! She have diarrhea too?" 

"No. She keep mumbling about Goguma while sleeping" 

"Phew.. I'm relieve and I'm so piss off with maknae. She gave our kids a lot of goguma"

"She----" before tiffany could say anything they heard irene sleep talking

 

"GOGUMA MONSTER" irene screamed and raised her finger in sleep

 

"Yes she is! She is so dead!"

 

"ARRGH SEO JOOHYUN!!"

 


Pheeeewwww

finally I'm finished this chapter

pardon my typos and grammar 

hint : prepare your heart for next chapter

 

have a good day locksmith !!

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