"sehun!! give micheal a bath... i'm too busy!" luhan groaned. he was not having sehun's magical sass today.

sehun rolled his eyes to the moon. he'll show luhan. 

sehun picked up micheal and put him in the tub. he ran the water. he made weird baby sounds. "goo goo!!! gaga!!!!" he said with a creepy laugh. 

"what are you doing sehun??" luhan said in a fed up tone.

"washing micheal like you said!" sehun said in a mimicking voice.

"GET OVER HERE!!" 

"oh fine hyung.. so touchy....."

luhan sprinted towards sehun and grabbed him by the collar.

sehun gawked and made a sound

sehun growled because luhan was turning him on

luhan could tell that sehun wanted to have . but no!!! sehun was going to have the world come crashing down on him!

sehuin got ready to kiss lujan but luhan instead smacked him! 

"do u think its okay to make out in a daycare??? WITH INONECNT CHILDREN?? DO YOU!"
sehuin scratched the back of his head. surpirsed

"well i thou-"

"YOU THOUGHT WRONG OH SEHUN!! YOURE SO Y. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IVE BEEN RESISTING U., you're so beautiful"

sehun blushed. luhan always knew how to compliment him

"you know what sehun. lets ditch this pacifire ers. they dont need us."

"well uh they sort of do-"

"shut up"

sehun and luhan left to go to their favourite bubble tea shop. it was called EXOS BUBBLE TEA

they walked into the shop, spotting familiar faces. there was kris, the hot guy with blonde hair. 

lay, the awkward unicorn!

chen, the boy with an amazing voice and the power to control lightingn

tao, the fashionista with sass! his best friend was key

suho, the polite man

kyungsoo, the guy who came in and made spaghetti with kimchi every friday! weird!!

kai, the AMAZING dancer, he was very y 

xiumin, the frostey man

chanyeol the cool rapper. he was underground. his stage name was changreen paper

baekhyun the class clown with small fingers! he lovded eyeliner. too

that was the whole gang. 

"oh look the love birds have arrived!!!!!" baekhyun said

sehun grabed luhan protectivaley "hes mine.. go away bakhyun"

"so what do u guys want today? the usual?" tao asked with a hint of sass!

luhan said "the usual" and sehun siad " i want banana "

when they got their drinks sehun todl luhan he had to meet a client. you see, sehun was a cia agent in korea.

luhan said okay

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" do you have the goods?" sehun whispered into his phone

he nodded and put it in his pocket. he needed to secure the cash with the dealer

he walked to the alley way the dealer was in and got the supply and paid. he went to the apartment his client was in and knocked on the door

*knock knock knock*

the door opened and appeared KIM MINJUN'S MANAGER! the 2pm singer

in the backgriund sehun heard somebody singing soemthign that went allong the lines of "WHAT IS LOVE" and sehun thought it was theri song but it was acutally minjun's.

he gave the gods to the manager and the manager gt angry. what the heck? he felt a small piece of metal presesed against the back of his head. he put his hands up. he was busted, luhan was going to be SO ANGRY. 

minjun kept singing. he didnt carre. he wanted to know what love was

sehun heard a very distintct voice. it was te one and only, choi minho. of shine. 

"i surrender" sehun said solemnlely

"thats right." minho said in a firm voice. he handcuffed sehun and dragged him to the police station.

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sehun was in court. luhan was there with his usual bubble tea in the bleachers. the court was being held at a local school gym because of financial issues. you could vaguely hear the squeaking of running shoes on the wood and the shouts of some students 

"you have been sentenced to 12.5 years of prison, mr. oh sehun." minho said. minho was also a judge.

sehun's life was over. sehun never told luhan. he was pregnant. how would they raise a child in prison? luhan started crying. this was it. the end. but not yet, 

STAY TUNED FOR PART 2: JAIL BABY