03 | The 3rd Step

Splash some cologne here.

Spray some perfume there.

*Sniff* *Sniff*

Hmm.. I’m smelling musky fine.

Girls totally dig the whole fresh smelling guys.

"Does Daddy look handsome, Gaho-ah? Am I ready for future Mommy?"

Gaho just stared at me blankly with his puppy eyes and wiggled his tail. 

I take that as a yes then.

I stare at my own reflection on the mirror and am totally digging the casual look that I’m wearing; a black jacket and white shirt paired with a pair of dark blue jeans. I put on my red beanie hat for good luck. It had always brought me luck so I’m sure it won’t fail me this time.

Yes, G Dragon is ready for his date with ChaeRin.

But, but, what should I do for our first date?

It should be special.

It should be a date she won’t ever forget.

Aish, I need to ask for some opinions.

I dialled for the number and waited until he picked up.

“What do you want?” TaeYang grumbled. It seems that he was still pissed about yesterday, that sensitive man.

“TaeYang, I’ve a date with ChaeRin today.”

“So?”

“Let’s say that you have a first date with a girl. Well, I know you haven’t but just pretend that this is an imaginary world where you have a g- Hello? Hello? Yah, TaeYang!!!

*Toot*

He had hung up on me again, that useless, sensitive loner, I-haven’t-even-dated-once so-called best friend!

Well if he doesn’t want to talk to me, fine! I’ll ask others for help. It’s not like he was my only friend. I dialled another number and waited until the person picked up.

“Hyung!! What’s up?”

He is Lee SeungHyun, or SeungRi as we affectionately call him since he delusionally believes that he is a winner. He’s a few years younger than me and is quite a prankster but we became immediate friends after we fought over the same clothes at the market.

“I’ve a date tonight, SeungRi-ah. What should I do to make it special?”

“Hyung, are you high?”

“No! What makes you say that?”

“Because you sound like Everest. Everest. High. Get it? Get it?”

“What the hell was that? What the f.ck does that even mean? How is it going to help me?”

“Nothing, I’m just messing with you. Hahaha.”

“YAH!! That doesn't even make any f.cking sense!”

Remind me again why I’m friends with this douche.

“Relax hyung. You’re too uptight! I’ve already given you a clue. Make stupid jokes. Make the girl laugh. Shower her with your amazing sense of humor, though I doubt you have one. Girls totally dig guys who can make them laugh.”

I thanked him and hung up. I knew that being friends with him would bring me some benefits someday after all the headaches he had given me all this time.

I decided to dial another number.

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