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"If you force me to marry this princess unknown,
I refuse to take over the throne,
I can't believe into a stupid arranged married I'm hurtled,
If this is the case, I'd rather marry a turtle!"

"This is for the future of our kingdom,
Besides, it's not like you've ever brought in any income,
Whether you like it or not, you're marrying Mohohan King's sister,
Now, go out to prepare your proposal, or for you, there'll be no dinner."

I'm so hurt by my father's words,
I feel like crying to the birds,
How could he threaten me with no dinner?
Just you wait and we'll see who's the winner.

In sadness I pace around, when I heard some voices,
After listening to everything I know it's something joyous,
Apparently the girl had disappeared, what a delinquent,
I'm not that stupid to think she's innocent.

"Aish, what have you been doing you ing goon?!
I don't care, find her and drag her here by tomorrow noon."
This King sounds scary though he doesn't look that manly,
I definitely don't want to be part of his family.

Ah, Princess whoever, I hope you'll run far, far away,
Maybe come back after five years and a day,
Even if you don't return at all I don't really care,
I'm more concerned of people telling me to cut my hair.

"Jungmin-ah why are you here?"
Oh no, it's 'the' couple, I want to disappear,
"I hear the news that's been spreading,
Are we going to have double wedding?"

Can't this idiot ever stop saying something silly?
A double wedding with Crown Prince, really?
He refuse to help rule the country,
Yet he dares to propose a double wedding, this monkey.

The girl next to him still looks bored as hell,
She should've just him with a sword and say her farewell,
I can empathize her pain of being forced to marry,
Oh the woes of being a Jungmin, don't you feel sorry?

"Hyungnim~!" I turn and there's Kyujong that idiot comes running,
Behind him...follow two guards who seem to lack funding,
"Yah, Jungminnie, how can you just wait here and give me so much trouble,
Now that I'm here to save you, greet me with your open arms, for this is no bubble."

Who the heck dares to talk in such way to me, even to the point of commanding?
But is this person really coming to save me? Unknowingly, my arms go spreading.

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