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"Pabo, you finally come!" She ruffles my hair,
And then hugs me like a bear,
"Hey that's no fair. Yah, yeobo, why do you hug that chimpanzee?
And not to mention, he looks like a pansy."

Just who is he calling yeobo and chimpanzee, this buffoon,
Ah, must be the culprit who kidnapped my Jungmin, this loon,
His face may make some girls with poor taste swoon,
But his head is definitely an air balloon.

I should give the fool a blow,
But I'm distracted by a weirder show,
There's this one dude with arms wide open like scarecrow,
Did he just get shot by an arrow?

"Yah, Jungminnie, let's go back."
But seeing her pretty dress and cleaned face, will I get flak?
To take her away from this fairy tale,
Back to our world, where everything, pales.

She nods at me in glee,
But in her eyes, is that hesitation I see?
Then she turns to that clueless hobo and bows,
And apologizes that they won't be together making vows.

"But Jungmin-ah, I know you love me too,
Hyung, I really want to marry Jungmin, it's true."
He kneels down and starts sobbing while hugging my knees,
But I'm more bothered by the sight that have me seized.

It's the scarecrow guy, scowling in anger,
His eyes almost as dark as a vampire,
At the same time pouting like he hasn't eaten for years,
Yet, he looks like he would break down any second in tears.

What a strange contradiction, this boy,
Like a kid who is parted from his favourite toy,
Though I don't have any, I keep thinking 'should I hand him a candy?'
But hey, can't he afford on his own, his dressing is pretty dandy.

"Yah, Jun-ah, what are you waiting for?
Or we wouldn't have time anymore."
She raises an eyebrow, staring weirdly at me, along with the other two,
Well, everyone's suddenly staring at me, what did I do?

"Do you... know each other?" The one called Kyujong breaks the tension,
"Who...me?...and this freak scarecrow guy? Why?" I return the question,
"Yah! Who did you just call scarecrow?" The weirdo lets out a yell,
"Hahah, Jungmin-ah,you're a scarecrow," Seriously, hobo kidnapper, what the hell?

"Yah, don't you dare call my Jungminnie anything bad, I warn you."
Both Kyujong Wangja and the hobo laugh harder, what's with these two?
The scarecrow guy, on the other hand, looks away, while holding his chest,
Aish, what is wrong with everyone? They're making me distressed.

Just as I pull my Jungminnie's hand to flee,
A crazy guy comes and slaps me, saying "How dare you kidnapped Princess Junghee."

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