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"Oppa! I don't want to marry that...whoever Jungmin!"
That dirty looking peasant petulantly declared,
Huh...as if she even stand a chance, thick skin,
But really, reject me? Could she be...visually impaired?

Alas, it's good she's quick to stop that crazy King,
Who does he think he is, happily slapping people in my garden,
As if he's allowed to do anything, that's not how we swing,
Look at how that poor thing's face harden.

Wait, why would I care about that rude turtle,
How dare he call this majestic masterpiece a scarecrow?
Away from this madness I must hurriedly hurtle,
For when he suddenly scolded them for me, my heart felt pierced by an arrow.

"Hey lady, I don't want to marry you too, I'm no lesbian."
The odd pain in my chest broken by that other Jungmin's strange word,
What is she even talking about, something related to thespian?
Hey, do not judge me, for I am a prince, not a nerd.

"Hey listen up, I just want to take my Jungmin back,
I'll forgive you slapping me this once, chubby cheeks,
Be grateful cuz next time I ain't gonna think twice to give you a whack"
The idiot flips his hair as he haughtily speaks.

The Mohohan King understandably flips,
He immediately calls for guards to throw the kid into the dungeon,
Looks like poor boy not getting his dinner, not even chips,
But his words still echoes in my head, and I burst out laughing like drunken.

Everyone suddenly turn to me, with creepy glares,
What, what did I do? Don't they find it funny too?
Even stupid Hyunjoong looks like he's going to throw at me some chairs,
Don't tell me they're actually scared of..uhh, King chubby cheeks? Boo.

"Are you actually laughing at me, young man?"
The King asks enthusiastically as if it's not obvious already,
"Well, to laugh at you is not the plan,
But isn't it funny to be flipping over a peasant when you could just be steady?"

The Mohohan King seems to take my words more seriously than I thought,
That's when the old man just has to come and ruin my victorious moment,
"What is this commotion? Who are they? Jungmin, explain to me, you ought,
Or tonight, out you will be sleeping in the frozen enjoyment."

First he threatened me with food, and now to sleep outside?
Is this old man really my father or what?
"Never mind, it's just a small misunderstanding" Chubby cheeks surprisingly lied,
"To apologize, we'll have a ball tonight, for now I'll treat you to Gwonhan nut"

Both Kings walk together, leaving me in daze, with these troublemakers,
"Jungmin-ah, just now...you're really different, and unlike you."
Oh, great, another theory, dear Kyujong, you should start your own newspapers,
How could I be different? I'm always cooler than those two.

"Anyway, thanks dude, but we're leaving now."
Why is my chest in pain, seing them wanting to leave, already giving their bow?

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