One day in class~

“OK class today we shall be starting with English. Is that alright with all of you?”

“Yes Miss Hwang” the class replies in unison.

“So today I would like all of you to learn a new word the word is,” Miss Hwang turns around and writes on the whiteboard, “definitely. Can you all say it together?”

“Definitely.” Everyone in the class said it together.

“Ok so now I would like someone to give me an example of how we can use this word in a sentence and if you know it what definitely means. Volunteers?”

As soon as she finished her sentence almost a doze hands went up simultaneously, followed by enthusiastic, pick-me’s, could be heard.

“You there, Taeyeon. So how do you use the word definitely in a sentence?”

“Tress are definitely green.”

“Hmm.. im not so sure about that. What about autumn when the leaves turn brown?

“Ohh..”

“Next? Ahh you the sooyoung”

“Chocolate is definitely sweet.”

“No.. Dark chocolate is bitter so it’s not exactly sweet. Next? Yes Yuri.”

“People in Korea do plastic surgery.”

“OH MY GAWD NO! That’s only what stereotypical people think there are many naturally beautiful people out there. Hmm for example Girls Generation? Even if I’m a girl I think they are hot. Especially that short leader of theirs OMG I wanna date her,” this of course was followed by many weird looks from her students.

“Uhh.. sorry bout that. Umm Joo-Hyun you seen to be very quiet, care to tell us what definitely means?” Miss Hwang asked trying to change the subject.

“…”

“Joo-hyun go on it ok we are all here to learn from each others mistake”

“Uhh.. It means something that as unquestionable and beyond doubt.”

“Very good Joo-Hyun. Would you care to give us an example?”

“Yes Miss Hwang.. Miss Hwang may I ask you a question?”

“Of course you could.”

“Does farts have lumps?”

“Farts? Absolutely not, why do you ask this?”

“If farts didn’t have lumps then I DEFINITELY myself.” She replied as she blushed madly



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Posted on 19 nov 2011 on my SSF :)

Lol ok so this wasnt a legit one shot but more like a short story.