Sometimes life has a way of shattering right before your very eyes.

You're hanging on to your last threads of humanity, just barely scraping by. 

Next thing you know, black. Black all around you. God, there's ing ebony errywhere. 

And then white.

I'm talking KKK-esque white. 

"My baby boo, you're alright, foo!"

Lil-B's eyes adjusted to the pearly white teeth right in front of his eyes. 

But those teeth didn't speak to him.

Well, they did, but like, not spiritually, you know?

"Get out," Lil Byun said. "GET THE OUT."

The thing about love is that sometimes it won't be requited. Sometimes you realize that they used to call you on your cell phone late night when they need your love call you on your cell phone late night when they need your love.

And then Park Chanyeol snapped. 

Baekhyun stared at the broken toothpicks on the ground that Chanyeol just snapped.

"NOW LISTEN HERE YOU RAGGEDY ANN LOOKIN' . I TREATED YOU LIKE A QUEEN, BUT YOU BE TREATING ME LIKE THE WORLD TREATED MEEK MILL. NOT ANYMORE. NOT ANYMORE WILL THIS TOM-FOOLERY EXIST. NOT ANYMORE, YOU GREEN ."

And then, Lil Wayne walked in, wearing a Japanese maid uniform.

"Baby..." he whispered. "I got you something."

"What...?" Chanyeol and Baekhyun both said.

And then, at that very moment, Ryan Gosling wearing a fleshlight costume walked in holding a Hatsune Miku body pillow.

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happy halloween my ss