“Flameo!” The masked Korean yelled out, the waves of sound reverberating through the air, and into the streets like a belch emitted from someone who just ate a Big Mac.

“C-Chanyeol?” Lil Wayne whispered through his golden grills, a faint blush crawling onto his beautiful chocolate coloured skin as he adjusted his snap back and ran a hand through his dreadlocks.

“Hands off the maiden! She's defenceless!” Chanyeol exclaimed, throwing his palms on his non-existent hips in a superhero like stance.

“W-what? I'm not a girl, I have no !” Baekhyun managed to snap out of his trance.

Lil Wayne and the tree looked at Baekhyun. “But you definitely have hips,” they said, simultaneously.

“Ay, man, Can I call you oppa, my swagging Chanyeol-oppa?” Lil Wayne mumbled, twiddling his thumbs together in hope, spiting jealousy in Baekhyun.

“No.” Chanyeol was nonchalant. “The only one who can call me oppa is my dear Byunnie.”

“Don't worry, I'll call you oppa, Lil Wayne-oppa!” Baekhyun called out enthusiastically.

“No swag, Lil B. I want Chanyeol-oppa to let me call him Chanyeol-oppa,” Lil Wayne protested.

Just as Chanyeol was about to open his mouth, Bruce Wayne came crashing through on his jet black bat-mobile.
 

cuz who can resist christian bale. not me ffs take me christian bale i in love you lemme sarang u
and tdk is my favourite movie of all time