Just as Chanyeol was about to open his mouth, Bruce Wayne came crashing through on his jet black bat-mobile.

But he didn't get out of the bat-mobile. He simply kept on riding solo through Gotham, blasting Nickelback on repeat. Chad Kroeger has never been so badass.

However, the conversation steered in a different direction. The three pretended they did not see Batman along with the atrocious music that came along with it.

“L-Lil Wayne-oppa,” Baekhyun singsonged in his godly voice. “W-would you like to get lunch with me?”

“Lil B, I already got groovy plans with my boss pimp.”

“I thought you were a pimp,” Chanyeol interjected, adjusting his superhero mask.

Lil Wayne blushed. “N-no Chanyeol-oppa, I am no pimp, yo swag machine. I am simply an oppa.”

Chanyeol sighed. “But you're not even Korean.”

A couple seconds of silence went by, until Lil Wayne's dark orbs of midnight starting watering. He looked up at the tall Korean wearing a superhero costume, before bringing his fingertips up to his eyes, blinking rapidly.

“I-I know, b-but, my oppars...” Lil Wayne mumbled, before running off into traffic.

“Nooooooooooooooooo, Wayne-oppa!”
 

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