008 - I'm so PUNNY!

“You know,” Luhan started, as Kris and he walked down to the shops for some refreshments after practice, “I really do wonder if she is a stalker fan. I mean, isn’t it kind of creepy that she somehow got your number?”

Kris continued to walk beside his friend, hands tucked into the pockets of his coat and a scarf covering half his face. His eyebrows drew together when Luhan asked that, and he wondered briefly if he had told Luhan what had happened. “Didn’t I tell you how she got my number?” he asked, voice slightly muffled by the scarf.

“I don’t remember anything, so no, I think,” Luhan replied, tugging his red beanie lower. “How’d she get it?”

“Huh,” Kris grunted, “I gave it to her.”

Now it was Luhan’s turn to look at Kris is a horrified manner since the morning where Junmyeon and Kyungsoo found out about their new ‘friend’. “WHAT?! Why’d you do that? Didn’t Manager hyung lecture all of us on not giving away our numbers so easily?!”

“Thing is, she was really kind and said she only wanted to have someone to talk to and a means to communicate and cheer us all on.”

“That is so lame,” Luhan rolled his eyes, “I can’t believe you believed her.”

“Well, her letter was really touching, and her drawing was really good. And so I felt that I had to repay her with something.” Kris ran a hand through his hair.

“Wow. So her artistic talent appealed to you and your phone number was the best idea to give to her,” Luhan muttered sarcastically, shaking his head in disbelief, “Obviously not your wisest decision, idiot.”

Kris punched Luhan’s shoulder lightly, “Geez, be a little nicer. Just because you’re the second oldest doesn’t mean you can guilt-trip me like that,” he scoffed. By that time, they had reached the convenience store and went in to buy drinks and some snacks. “What did they all want again?”

“Well, let’s see,” Luhan murmured, leaning over to peer into the refrigerator of bottled drinks, “K wanted juice and water – there’s apple, orange, peach and I think that’s lemon cause there’s a picture of a lemon – and Suho wanted… I think it was tea – so, there’s aloe vera, chrysanthemum, milk tea, hmm, I think I’ll take that, and –“

“Just grab one of each. It’s easier that way, since they can share anyw