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"Not My Style" Says the Kris [Hiatus]
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KakaoTalk – 1 new message from BlueBoiceGirl

Me: GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

LuMAN: Wut

TheDuizhang: Yeah wut

GuardianAngel: hello!

Me: I MADE A NEW FRIEND ONLINEEEEE

TheDuizhang: Really now?

KyungFOOD: Can u guys not add me into ur convos? I’m not interested much

LuMAN: Cmon! U gotta admit that it’s fun right?

Me: Aww Dyooo~ WaeeEE?

Me: Do u not lik me? D:

KyungFOOD:

Me: boo. Anyways, I’m gonna add her!

 

BlueBoiceGirl has added VanessaLim to the conversation.

 

Me: Yoohoo~~~

VanessaLim: HIII

Me: Chinguuu ^u^

TheDuizhang: Hey

LuMAN: ^

GuardianAngel: ^

KyungFOOD: ^

Me: Wow, antisocial much?

Me: TALK, SAY HI, ANYTHINGGG

VanessaLim: yasdglaskdjaksjasldj

VanessaLim: Is Sehun here? Chanyeol? Baekhyun? What about … Chen?

Me: Oh yea! GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS! Add everyone!!!

TheDuizhang: Uh… how

GuardianAngel: about

TheDuizhang: about

TheDuizhang: HEY!

TheDuizhang: no?

GuardianAngel: ur 2 slow

LuMAN: Since when did suho talk swag?

KyungFOOD: since never

VanessaLim: OOOHHHHH

Me: Is anyone adding the others? Pretty please?

LuMAN: bags not doin it this time

KyungFOOD: ^same

TheDuizhang: ME EITHER!

TheDuizhang: HA! WHO’S SLOW NOW?!

GuardianAngel: FINEEE. Just a sec

GuardianAngel: and I aint slow

 

GuardianAngel has added Baekkaebsong, BaoziUmin, CaptainBeagle, HappinessDelite, HZTTTAO, KimKAI, OhHailSehun, XingGotBling to the conversation.

 

HappinessDelite: OH HAI. What’s this? A group chat?! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

OhHailSehun: Whut

CaptainBeagle: OOH HELLOOOH!

VanessaLim: /giggles/

Me: ヽ(*≧ω≦)ノ

HZTTTAO: wth?

KimKAI: ^

BaoziUmin: ^

XingGotBling: ^

Baekkaebsong: ^

Me: LOL

HappinessDelite:

VanessaLim: Wow, everyone’s here!

CaptainBeagle: LET’S PARTY!!

HappinessDelite: ♪ GET YOUR CRAYON, CRAYON ♪

GuardianAngel:

LuMAN: What’d I say? ┐( ̄︶ ̄)┌

TheDuizhang: ...

KyungFOOD: I’m just gonna stay back from this

OhHailSehun: Hyung, for once, I agree with u

HZTTTAO: What’s up with ur username?

Me: I think they’re all good. Except for Sehun

OhHailSehun: WHAT U SAYIN?!

LuMAN: tbh, I think… it’s too “up yourself”

VanessaLim: HE SAID IT!!

Me: Sehun should be called “Sehyuna”

HappinessDelite:

Baekkaebsong: OMG that IS GOOD!!!! /hifive/

Me: /hifives back/

HZTTTAO: Btw, who r u two?

KimKAI: Ikr?

OhHailSehun: Yea, who r u? U shouldn’t be dissing da maknae!!

VanessaLim: I’m Vanessa! :D

Me: /whispers/ rainbow unicorns /looks at sehun/

XingGotBling: did someone say UNICORN?!

GuardianAngel: No, Lay, now blend back into the background

GuardianAngel: And why u got a swag name?

XingGotBling: why not?

TheDuizhang: What the? Is that ME?!

OhHailSehun: HEY! Y U IGNORE US?

Baekkaebsong: why is chenchen so quiet?

Baekkaebsong: I feel like something bad is gonna happen…

KyungFOOD: did I just hear a shriek?

VanessaLim: … Um?

LuMAN: I suspect

KimKAI: Is no one gonna tell us who those 2 r?

OhHailSehun: CMON!!!

HZTTTAO: ^

HZTTTAO: ^

HZTTTAO: ^

HZTTTAO: ^

HZTTTAO: ^

KimKAI: U didn’t have to spam them yknow

BaoziUmin: My phone is buzzing nonstop… so stahp

GuardianAngel: U can turn off the notifications

BaoziUmin: Ohhk!

BaoziUmin: btw, Lu-ge would have been spamming by now but uh, where is he?

Me: Yea… strange. HUBBYYY WHERE R U

KimKAI: So every1 is gonna ignore us

VanessaLim: Uh we answered already tho?

Me: ^

HappinessDelite: Imma back! Seems chen was playing some prank on luhan

Baekkaebsong: didnt notice u were gone

HappinessDelite: (っ;╭╮;)っ Im hurt…

Baekkaebsong:

TheDuizhang: Guys, calm ur llamas

CaptainBeagle: wow u guys are so BO-RING

Baekkaebsong: Excuse moi?

BaoziUmin: Beagle no.1 is back… (=___=)

XingGotBling: lololololol what’d u do 2 luhan btw?

CaptainBeagle: Nothing, why?

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Catalina390 #1
Chapter 16: ohh love sekai moment well eventhought it only a little
Mongmong98 #2
Chapter 13: Woooaa keke i like these ideal types//²// im going to be D.O., suho n xiumin oppa ideal types.. But ofcosssss xiumin oppa jinjja! Keke //ohmaii lol//
scriptura-delirus
#3
Chapter 14: i hate the ideal types, because i'm younger than 14 and i'm already over my bias's ideal weight type. but who cares, i don't look fat, so i don't think i'm too fat. but stillllllllll
anyway even if i was his ideal type, i wouldn't be considered, because of my age.
DubuCheekedLeena
#4
Chapter 13: T^T I hate their ideal types because I'm 5'8"-ish TTT^TTT
shininghansol_
#5
Chapter 14: hahah omg please do update soon xD i can't wait to read the next part xD and sorry i commented like twice lol :P
shininghansol_
#6
Chapter 14: Omg this was good! :D i had fun reading this lmao
Baozideeroppa #7
Chapter 13: I have a 15 year age diff. with Umin-Oppa Haha.
dosoojung #8
Chapter 13: ...me and kyungsoo have nine year age difference fck it
i have some pick up lines
and lame jokes
i donut think it'll help tho q w q
EternalElf1
#9
Chapter 13: I'm half your age ;; the age difference between me and Luhan is way bigger T^T
cit___
#10
Chapter 13: You're tan? I'm too hihihi