Humpty Dumpty Sitting On His Wall

You are My Life

Hello

Sorry I haven't updated in a few weeks.....I was...busy? ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ I'MSOSORRYDON'THATEMEEE

I've been feeling really unmotivated lately. Surprisingly, though, I've gotten good scores on my past few math tests without any form of studying. I guess barely paying attention in school pays off. Lol

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5/13/04

 

Baekhyun is still gone…I don’t know what to do. His mom called the police and everything, but still no sign of him. I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep again tonight, maybe I’ll go out and look for him again.

 

~Lulu

 

5/13/04

 

Kai needs to get a life, no kidding here. He made me follow him around at the mall the whole day! I don’t even know how he convinced my mom it was a good idea to let us wander around by ourselves for a whole day. Who knew walking around could be so tiring! My ankles are sore, and my neck aches, and my head hurts from all the noise. At least he treated me to ice cream afterwards. I saw Luhan there, eating by himself. Man, I wouldn’t have ever guessed he could eat that much ice cream. He didn’t look too happy though, so I didn’t talk to him.

 

~The Hun

 

5/13/04

 

I’m so stupid and fat and ugly and I at everything.

Grammar I also well-ly.

 

~Retard

 

5/14/04

 

I don’t know what to do anymore. I can’t go to school. I can’t stay at home. I can’t walk around in the rain. Totoro isn’t even real. GAH BACON

 

~Still a retard

 

5/14/04

 

Luhan wasn't in school today. Hopefully he didn't get slaughtered by ninja zombie penguins or anything. Wtf did I just write?

 

~The Hun

 

5/14/04

 

My closet is so ugly and cramped. Maybe I can starve to death…..lol

 

~Retard

 

5/15/04

 

Mom found out I didn’t go to school yesterday, and she flipped out full rage monkey style. Maybe I should actually go tomorrow. Then again, my closet would be lonely without me.

 

~Retard King

 

5/16/04

 

Where is Baek? I was going to ask him about where Luhan went but he isn't here either....

This is getting really suspicious. Is the zombie apocalypse real?

 

~ The Hun

 

5/16/04

 

I found out staying at home is a serious learning experience. I never knew Lay had such an amazing stash of candy. I should probably apologize for eating it all.

 

~Lol still retarded

 

5/17/04

 

I think mom is seriously going to kill me in my sleep.....whatever :D

I bought a few buckets of paint so hopefully I'll be distracted enough tomorrow painting a Totoro mural to eat a mountain of candy. Lay got really pissed at me but thats okay because I gave him a hug.

 

~ Condensed retard in a can

 

5/17/04

 

Baek was in school today. I asked him where Luhan was, and he just looked at me funny.

 

5/18/04

 

YEEEEEY MY HOLY GOD TOTORO IS ALIVEEEEEE. Yeah my plan to not eat candy sort of really failed. I ended up eating like a pound of sugar that I found in the pantry. I think I might die soon from diabetes type 2.

 

~Lubutt flipping retard cakes

 

5/19/04

 

I'M DYING SOMEONE GET ME SOME SUGAR. WHAT THE WHY!?!?!? SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOS

 

~ ASDFGHJKL

 

5/19/04

 

I stayed home from school today because I had like five tests in a row and it was really stressing me out because I :D

Anyway I saw Luhan rolling around in his back yard. I think he might need some help. He should really go back to school because I don't know what he's been doing, but it doesn't look healthy.

 

~ Sehun

 

5/19/04

 

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THERE IS NO SUGAR LEFT ANYWHERE I AM SERIOUSLY TEMPTED TO EAT REAL PEOPLE FOOD TOTORO HELP ME

 

~imdyinggoaway

 

5/19/04

 

What the crap is wrong with Sehun? He's spacing out all day! I can't torture you if you don't react, dammit!

 

~The Delicious Kai

 

5/20/04

 

I found a pack of skittles under my bed today. Now I have the strength to carry on with my Totoro obsession.

 

~Lulutard

 

5/21/04

 

Mom forced me to go to school today. It was hell. I saw Baek, but he ran away from me. Kyungsoo didn't talk to me either. I think he forgot I existed. lol

 

~Luhan

 

5/21/04

 

Luhan is back in school. He looked really tired the whole day....not that I really noticed or anything. Yeah I'm sort of glad he's back. Something's going on between him and Baekhyun. Whatever, at least he's back. Why do I care?

 

~The Amazing Sehun

 

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Wow this was a really long time ago......Sorry?

I haven't really been motivated to do anything in the past few months.

I changed the story a bit because............wtf was I on when I wrote this chapter last time?

It's still pretty messed up, but it was fun writing random crap for Luhan. OTL

I should go get a life

 

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HunhanInNeverland
#1
Awwwww, Thank you! I'll try to update soon!
Shawty143x
#2
Chapter 4: its good so far! please continue writing, i really enjoy the fluffy adorableness and am waiting for more. :)
fromluhan2sehun
#3
Chapter 1: Oh a fluffy fic :) looking forward for this :)