this ain't love

B.A.P's Katalk

Kim Himchan invited Jung Daehyun.

Himchan:

daehyun

Daehyun:

hyung what do you want

Himchan:

wow rude

Daehyun:

no im serious what do you want i'm getting to lunch before the lines start building up right now

Himchan:

is that all you care about

Daehyun:

should there be something to actually care about other than food

Himchan:

jfc you and your bottomless pit of a stomach, jung.

Daehyun:

last chance to tell me whatever before i leave

Himchan:

okay okay. do you get the feeling that youngjae likes someone?

Daehyun:

o_o what do you mean like?

Himchan:

like, i talk to him about his day, and he's just staring off with a distant faraway look and a faint smile on his face

Daehyun:

why are you even talking to me about this?

Himchan:

well you're the closest one to him in our group i thought you would obviously know

Himchan:

plus, you know, he told me he liked someone and i just want to know who it is

Daehyun:

... maybe he's thinking about the day senpai will finally notice him

Himchan:

.............

Himchan:

why do i even bother with you

Himchan:

anyway, don't tell youngjae i said anything to you. he's gonna have my head if he does.

Daehyun:

yeah yeah whatever hyung. i got it.

Daehyun:

why you're so scared of youngjae i don't even know

Jung Daehyun invited Yoo Youngjae, Choi Junhong, Bang Yongguk, and Moon Jongup.

Yongguk:

what do you want himchan

Junhong:

yeah hyung

Jongup:

yeah hyung

Himchan:

._. why does no one assume that daehyun wanted something

Yongguk:

you're the pushier one?

Himchan:

low blow, bbang. your tigger plushie's gon get it when i get back to the apartment tonight.

Yongguk:

spare the innocent, o mighty himchan

Youngjae:

im in line for lunch rn

Daehyun:

see that's what i told him and he doesn't care

Himchan:

am i the only one that's not always thinking of food in this group

Daehyun:

yeha

Daehyun:

food is just that important

Youngjae:

what do you want himchan hyung

Himchan:

you're so disrespectful to your hyung

Youngjae:

well it's lunch so i kinda want to eat to survive school??????

Junhong:

speaking of school

Junhong:

physical education tho

Yongguk:

??? what about it?

Jongup:

oh, no one really pairs up with junhong since he's too tall for everyone, so i'm left over to be his partner :D

Junhong:

jongup hyung you make my life sound sad

Daehyun:

#thestrugglethatisjunhongslife

Himchan:

really? you need to use a hashtag in a conversation?

Youngjae:

what would you know hyung you're 60 years old

Himchan:

you rude lil

Daehyun:

#swag #hipster #yolo #nofilter #funtimes #funtimeswithfriends #asian #korean #sixfriends

Himchan:

... wait a minute

Himchan:

dAEHYUN DID YOU INVITE EVERYONE INTO OUR PRIVATE CHAT

Daehyun:

yeah. you just noticed?

Himchan:

wHY WOULD YOU

Himchan:

wHYhwyhyWYH

Junhong:

is himchan hyung having a mental breakdown

Daehyun:

yep

Yongguk:

why? what's going on?

Himchan:

jung daehyun you better not utter one more word

Youngjae:

is this about something that i confided in himchan hyung about and i was promised that it'd be kept a secret?

Daehyun:

absolutely not

Himchan:

no

Youngjae:

...

Himchan:

.........

Jongup:

.

Daehyun:

but still youngjae pls

Daehyun:

we all know you lovesick over some ho

Junhong:

wHAT LMAO

Youngjae:

KIM HIMCHAN

Youngjae:

YOU TOLD DAEHYUN DIDN'T YOU

Daehyun:

Himchan:

No

Daehyun:

i done messed up

Jongup:

:D

Youngjae:

GDI HIMCHAN

Youngjae:

THAT'S IT I'M TELLING YONGGUK HYUNG OF YOUR SECRET THEN

Yongguk:

what

Yongguk:

what secret

Himchan:

no nO ONON OY NO DONT TELL HIM

Yongguk:

also guys stop chatting so much it's school hours and i can't concentrate on the lectures with my phone buzzing every five seconds

Himchan:

ITS NOTHING BBANG

Junhong:

wow all this is escalating so fast i almost can't follow it

Jongup:

yongguk hyung i don't think that's possible

Junhong:

this is literally the only source of entertainment jongup and i had all day

Himchan:

DAEHYUN I AM DONE WITH YOU

Himchan:

YOU ONLY

Himchan:

HAD

Daehyun:

and that's when jung daehyun knew

Himchan:

ONE

Himchan:

JOB

Himchan:

ONE JOB

Daehyun:

he had done messed up

Himchan:

ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING

Daehyun:

stares into the distance

Youngjae:

9001% DONE WITH ALL OF YOU

Yoo Youngjae left the group.

Himchan:

oh did he really just

Junhong:

Daehyun:

lol hyang ur fukked

Himchan:

ever so grateful for your helpful support

Daehyun:

tHAT GIF THO

Jongup:

hyung junhong got his phone taken away

Yongguk:

... what happened?

Jongup:

he laughed really loud at the messages in the middle of the teacher speaking

Daehyun:

LOL

Himchan:

aish i need to leave for some air im exhausted

Jongup:

but hyung it's in the middle of school

Yongguk:

is no one worried that junhong got his phone taken away?

Daehyun:

much drama

Daehyun:

so amaze

Yongguk:

i guess not.

Jongup:

what happened to youngjae hyung?

Daehyun:

he stormed off to the roof, i think. imma find him and get him to cool down for the sake of himchan hyung

Daehyun:

plus lunch is ending and i kinda want to skip class

Himchan:

such a golden heart you have, jung daehyun

Daehyun:

anything for you, kim himchan

Jung Daehyun left the group.

Yongguk:

i think i should leave, too, as entertaining as this was. you guys need to focus on your studies now

Bang Yongguk left the group.

Jongup:

see you later himchan hyung! :D

Moon Jongup left the group.

Himchan:

my life

Kim Himchan left the group.

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hey guess who's back that's right me now read the new chapter my sense of humor got better maybe

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channiechanchan #1
Chapter 6: i swear i laughed too much while reading ahahahahah this is fun!
suzumoo
#2
Chapter 6: "AND THEN PROFIT"

LMAO IM CRYNG (btw wb!! i really love this)
daehyundarklight #3
Chapter 6: hahaha.. so funny... jung daehyun...
Bibieonni #4
Chapter 6: Silly Banghim! ^^
But.... Im Jaebum?! O.O
suzumoo
#5
Chapter 5: im cyruing send help omg

the hard lyfe of himchan and youngjae
matseossaulkke #6
Chapter 5: jongup: he's calling you lord
daehyun: he's calling you lorde

DAEHYUN PLS LMAO WHAT??!!
jongupsgiratina
#7
Chapter 3: Haha that Zelo reminds me of someone. *coughcough* bUT WOW THESE ARE SO FUNNY LOL I LOVE READING THEM :D
kleffki09
#8
Chapter 4: LOL Daehyun just cracks me hahaha
suzumoo
#9
Chapter 4: LOL OMG DAEHYUN; the part when daehyun said abort mission made me crack up
angelwhite #10
haha..that kim him chan. suit him..