this ain't love
B.A.P's KatalkKim Himchan invited Jung Daehyun.
Himchan:
daehyun
Daehyun:
hyung what do you want
Himchan:
wow rude
Daehyun:
no im serious what do you want i'm getting to lunch before the lines start building up right now
Himchan:
is that all you care about
Daehyun:
should there be something to actually care about other than food
Himchan:
jfc you and your bottomless pit of a stomach, jung.
Daehyun:
last chance to tell me whatever before i leave
Himchan:
okay okay. do you get the feeling that youngjae likes someone?
Daehyun:
o_o what do you mean like?
Himchan:
like, i talk to him about his day, and he's just staring off with a distant faraway look and a faint smile on his face
Daehyun:
why are you even talking to me about this?
Himchan:
well you're the closest one to him in our group i thought you would obviously know
Himchan:
plus, you know, he told me he liked someone and i just want to know who it is
Daehyun:
... maybe he's thinking about the day senpai will finally notice him
Himchan:
.............
Himchan:
why do i even bother with you
Himchan:
anyway, don't tell youngjae i said anything to you. he's gonna have my head if he does.
Daehyun:
yeah yeah whatever hyung. i got it.
Daehyun:
why you're so scared of youngjae i don't even know
Jung Daehyun invited Yoo Youngjae, Choi Junhong, Bang Yongguk, and Moon Jongup.
Yongguk:
what do you want himchan
Junhong:
yeah hyung
Jongup:
yeah hyung
Himchan:
._. why does no one assume that daehyun wanted something
Yongguk:
you're the pushier one?
Himchan:
low blow, bbang. your tigger plushie's gon get it when i get back to the apartment tonight.
Yongguk:
spare the innocent, o mighty himchan
Youngjae:
im in line for lunch rn
Daehyun:
see that's what i told him and he doesn't care
Himchan:
am i the only one that's not always thinking of food in this group
Daehyun:
yeha
Daehyun:
food is just that important
Youngjae:
what do you want himchan hyung
Himchan:
you're so disrespectful to your hyung
Youngjae:
well it's lunch so i kinda want to eat to survive school??????
Junhong:
speaking of school
Junhong:
physical education tho
Yongguk:
??? what about it?
Jongup:
oh, no one really pairs up with junhong since he's too tall for everyone, so i'm left over to be his partner :D
Junhong:
jongup hyung you make my life sound sad
Daehyun:
#thestrugglethatisjunhongslife
Himchan:
really? you need to use a hashtag in a conversation?
Youngjae:
what would you know hyung you're 60 years old
Himchan:
you rude lil
Daehyun:
#swag #hipster #yolo #nofilter #funtimes #funtimeswithfriends #asian #korean #sixfriends
Himchan:
... wait a minute
Himchan:
dAEHYUN DID YOU INVITE EVERYONE INTO OUR PRIVATE CHAT
Daehyun:
yeah. you just noticed?
Himchan:
wHY WOULD YOU
Himchan:
wHYhwyhyWYH
Junhong:
is himchan hyung having a mental breakdown
Daehyun:
yep
Yongguk:
why? what's going on?
Himchan:
jung daehyun you better not utter one more word
Youngjae:
is this about something that i confided in himchan hyung about and i was promised that it'd be kept a secret?
Daehyun:
absolutely not
Himchan:
no
Youngjae:
...
Himchan:
.........
Jongup:
.
Daehyun:
but still youngjae pls
Daehyun:
we all know you lovesick over some ho
Junhong:
wHAT LMAO
Youngjae:
KIM HIMCHAN
Youngjae:
YOU TOLD DAEHYUN DIDN'T YOU
Daehyun:
Himchan:
No
Daehyun:
i done messed up
Jongup:
:D
Youngjae:
GDI HIMCHAN
Youngjae:
THAT'S IT I'M TELLING YONGGUK HYUNG OF YOUR SECRET THEN
Yongguk:
what
Yongguk:
what secret
Himchan:
no nO ONON OY NO DONT TELL HIM
Yongguk:
also guys stop chatting so much it's school hours and i can't concentrate on the lectures with my phone buzzing every five seconds
Himchan:
ITS NOTHING BBANG
Junhong:
wow all this is escalating so fast i almost can't follow it
Jongup:
yongguk hyung i don't think that's possible
Junhong:
this is literally the only source of entertainment jongup and i had all day
Himchan:
DAEHYUN I AM DONE WITH YOU
Himchan:
YOU ONLY
Himchan:
HAD
Daehyun:
and that's when jung daehyun knew
Himchan:
ONE
Himchan:
JOB
Himchan:
ONE JOB
Daehyun:
he had done messed up
Himchan:
ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING
Daehyun:
stares into the distance
Youngjae:
9001% DONE WITH ALL OF YOU
Yoo Youngjae left the group.
Himchan:
oh did he really just
Junhong:
Daehyun:
lol hyang ur fukked
Himchan:
ever so grateful for your helpful support
Daehyun:
tHAT GIF THO
Jongup:
hyung junhong got his phone taken away
Yongguk:
... what happened?
Jongup:
he laughed really loud at the messages in the middle of the teacher speaking
Daehyun:
LOL
Himchan:
aish i need to leave for some air im exhausted
Jongup:
but hyung it's in the middle of school
Yongguk:
is no one worried that junhong got his phone taken away?
Daehyun:
much drama
Daehyun:
so amaze
Yongguk:
i guess not.
Jongup:
what happened to youngjae hyung?
Daehyun:
he stormed off to the roof, i think. imma find him and get him to cool down for the sake of himchan hyung
Daehyun:
plus lunch is ending and i kinda want to skip class
Himchan:
such a golden heart you have, jung daehyun
Daehyun:
anything for you, kim himchan
Jung Daehyun left the group.
Yongguk:
i think i should leave, too, as entertaining as this was. you guys need to focus on your studies now
Bang Yongguk left the group.
Jongup:
see you later himchan hyung! :D
Moon Jongup left the group.
Himchan:
my life
Kim Himchan left the group.
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