two weeks

B.A.P's Katalk

Daehyun:

yo

Daehyun:

bro

Daehyun:

no homo

Youngjae:

daehyun what the

Junhong:

hey singer jieun's coming back with another solo im excited

Daehyun:

i was bored no one spoke in here for like two weeks

Youngjae:

oh nice jieun?

Daehyun:

this is how i make conversation

Jongup:

hyung i have the feeling you're easily bored

Youngjae:

well im going to get it junhong

Himchan:

jongup he probably is

Daehyun:

i am

Daehyun:

get what youngjae?

Youngjae:

the solo album u stupid ding dong

Daehyun:

um ow it was a simple question

Daehyun:

what is today?? insult daehyun day? ????

Yongguk:

i hate to be an instigator but isnt that everyday?

Junhong:

HO

Daehyun:

.

Junhong:

HYUNG

Junhong:

SMACKDOWN

Daehyun:

yongguk hyung why what did i ever do to you

Junhong:

SMACK ..  , DOWN ,,

Daehyun:

what is ur damage

Yongguk:

what's that supposed to mean?

Himchan:

it's ok, bbang, i'm too old to understand as well

Jongup:

also no one's been speaking in here because

Jongup:

we see each other at school every day

Jongup:

and we hang out a lot on the weekends

Jongup:

so there's p much no point when we talk irl

Junhong:

whoa hyung thats like the most you've ever said

Junhong:

in like the history of ever here

Himchan:

can't get the album btw junhong not enough money

Youngjae:

what do u mean not enough money

Youngjae:

u literally went shopping yesterday after univ. classes

Himchan:

bbang paid for me do i look like im made out of cold hard cash

Daehyun:

so yongguk hyung is really your sugar daddy then

Junhong:

didn't you spend 200k+ won hyung

Yongguk:

i dont really sit well with the idea of you just using me for my wallet, himchan

Yongguk:

especially now since its empty

Himchan:

yongguk dont be dumb we've been friends since birth of course i dont use you only for your money

Youngjae:

.

Himchan:

that came out wrong let me rephrase

Yongguk:

um was that supposed to make me feel better

Daehyun:

fight difht fight

Jongup:

hey now let's all calm down for a bit

Himchan:

bbang i can explain

Jongup:

and scream over something else instead

Himchan:

bbang i love u

Jongup:

like homework

Daehyun:

i scream for ice cream

Daehyun:

oh

Daehyun:

jongup don't be so generic

Jongup:

? um ok

Youngjae:

ignore him jongup he's being a scrub

Youngjae:

oh wait just kidding he always is one

Junhong:

what a scrub

Daehyun:

hey are u just going to ignore himchan hyung's love confession

Daehyun:

i'm!!!! not a scrub!!

Youngjae:

yeah but himchan hyung always says he loves someone

Youngjae:

remember when he said he loved tht one girl that asked him out when we were still first years

Daehyun:

oh yeah didnt you just end up rejecting her

Himchan:

i didnt even know her but i rejected her nicely

Himchan:

she was a v nice young lady and deserved no pain

Yongguk:

what about me

Himchan:

what about you

Bang Yongguk left the group.

Himchan:

damn it bbang i was joking

 

 

 

 

 

Yoo Youngjae invited Choi Junhong.

Youngjae:

ok are you really sure

Junhong:

hyung you siad u liked him right

Youngjae:

well yeah but now im having second doubts

Youngjae:

look how stupid he is

Youngjae:

and i just dont mean being dense

Youngjae:

i mean like he was dropped on the head as a child

Junhong:

yes, i too question your choices in romantic partners

Junhong:

love knows no boundaries

Youngjae:

right right whatever anyway

Youngjae:

what am i going to do

Junhong:

u are going to stick to the plan that we made up

Junhong:

obv himchan hyung is useless here

Youngjae:

and then?

Junhong:

and then profit

Youngjae:

um

Junhong:

mark my words hyung

Junhong:

i absolutely promise to you

Junhong:

im jaebum will confess to you by the end of this week

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hey guess who's back that's right me now read the new chapter my sense of humor got better maybe

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channiechanchan #1
Chapter 6: i swear i laughed too much while reading ahahahahah this is fun!
suzumoo
#2
Chapter 6: "AND THEN PROFIT"

LMAO IM CRYNG (btw wb!! i really love this)
daehyundarklight #3
Chapter 6: hahaha.. so funny... jung daehyun...
Bibieonni #4
Chapter 6: Silly Banghim! ^^
But.... Im Jaebum?! O.O
suzumoo
#5
Chapter 5: im cyruing send help omg

the hard lyfe of himchan and youngjae
matseossaulkke #6
Chapter 5: jongup: he's calling you lord
daehyun: he's calling you lorde

DAEHYUN PLS LMAO WHAT??!!
jongupsgiratina
#7
Chapter 3: Haha that Zelo reminds me of someone. *coughcough* bUT WOW THESE ARE SO FUNNY LOL I LOVE READING THEM :D
kleffki09
#8
Chapter 4: LOL Daehyun just cracks me hahaha
suzumoo
#9
Chapter 4: LOL OMG DAEHYUN; the part when daehyun said abort mission made me crack up
angelwhite #10
haha..that kim him chan. suit him..