stalking problems

B.A.P's Katalk

Choi Junhong invited Jung Daehyun, Yoo Youngjae, Kim Himchan, Moon Jongup, and Bang Yongguk.

Junhong:

yeah so hyung

Junhong:

this is what you get

Junhong:

for not listening to me

Daehyun:

jfc i said sorry like thousands of times today

Daehyun:

alright, i'm sorry junhong. i apologize for not listening.

Junhong:

i told you thousands of times

Junhong:

"lol junhong is a little maknae i don't have to listen to him"

Junhong:

swerve

Himchan:

damn daehyun, what did you do this time?

Daehyun:

what do you mean, this time? hyUNG I AM A GO O D PERSON,,, ,

Youngjae:

LOL

Daehyun:

you youngjae

Youngjae:

nah i'll pass

Jongup:

what happened? D:

Himchan:

aight so my baby went to me and told me

Daehyun:

who the is your "baby"?

Junhong:

that me-_-

Himchan:

don't interrupt daemoron, or else i'll air your dirty laundry and tell everyone what kind of 's in your folder

Daehyun:

lips are sealed.

Himchan:

apparently there was this chick interested in daehyun

Himchan:

and junhong told the not to cave in and give her his number

Yongguk:

... and?

Himchan:

it was that one girl from music theory that got held back, bbang. hyosung or something.

Yongguk:

the one with seven evil exes?

Himchan:

no that's song jieun

Youngjae:

are we talking about movies now guys?

Junhong:

no we're talking about how daehyun hyung didn't listen to me when i told him and

Junhong:

kladjfaslfKOIFJALKFOAL;flasd;gljagoil

Jongup:

don't die junhong! take deep breaths!

Daehyun:

literally no one watches scott pilgrim but you youngjae. no one.

Youngjae:

off daehyun you just hate michael cera

Daehyun:

are you kidding me michael cera is the human definition of the word "moist" why would i be jealous

Daehyun:

second of all you don't even have korean subs or dubbed, you're watching the original like who does that

Daehyun:

you can't understand jack

Yongguk:

um, guys? please wrap it up before my data usage goes over the limit

Yongguk:

now what happened after hyosung?

Junhong:

daehyun thought that i liked her and went after her anyway to spite me

Junhong:

even when i told him i wasn't interested and was trying to protect him

Junhong:

now she's staking out where he lives and he can't do cus her dad's the school principal

Junhong:

and if he files anything against her the principal will definitely blame it all on him

Jongup:

go to the police daehyun hyung?

Daehyun:

i literally can't step one foot outside of my door without having her proclaim we're dating to everyone

Daehyun:

all i did was give her my number and now i won't stop receiving texts

Daehyun:

even now i'm receiving and it's starting to creep me out

Himchan:

well what does it say?

Daehyun:

"oppaaaaaa~~ >_< where are u?? im waiting outside for you my love <33"

Daehyun:

"oppa do you hate me?? ;; my bby i lub youuuuu~~ jagiya!!"

Jongup:

0_o

Jongup:

well good luck daehyun hyung i have to work on hw now

Moon Jongup left the group.

Junhong:

yeah hyung tough

Junhong:

if only you had listened to someone earlier...

Choi Junhong left the group.

Youngjae:

yeah you kinda set yourself for that daehyun

Yoo Youngjae left the group.

Daehyun:

don't remind me

Yongguk:

maybe next time you won't play with fire, daehyun? :) we're your best friends, after all.

Himchan:

^^^

Bang Yongguk left the group.

Kim Himchan left the group.

Jung Daehyun left the group.

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hey guess who's back that's right me now read the new chapter my sense of humor got better maybe

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channiechanchan #1
Chapter 6: i swear i laughed too much while reading ahahahahah this is fun!
suzumoo
#2
Chapter 6: "AND THEN PROFIT"

LMAO IM CRYNG (btw wb!! i really love this)
daehyundarklight #3
Chapter 6: hahaha.. so funny... jung daehyun...
Bibieonni #4
Chapter 6: Silly Banghim! ^^
But.... Im Jaebum?! O.O
suzumoo
#5
Chapter 5: im cyruing send help omg

the hard lyfe of himchan and youngjae
matseossaulkke #6
Chapter 5: jongup: he's calling you lord
daehyun: he's calling you lorde

DAEHYUN PLS LMAO WHAT??!!
jongupsgiratina
#7
Chapter 3: Haha that Zelo reminds me of someone. *coughcough* bUT WOW THESE ARE SO FUNNY LOL I LOVE READING THEM :D
kleffki09
#8
Chapter 4: LOL Daehyun just cracks me hahaha
suzumoo
#9
Chapter 4: LOL OMG DAEHYUN; the part when daehyun said abort mission made me crack up
angelwhite #10
haha..that kim him chan. suit him..