Jung Daehyun invited Kim Himchan, Yoo Youngjae, Choi Junhong, Bang Yongguk, and Moon Jongup.

Daehyun:

hyung remember when you told me that youngjae liked someone?

Daehyun:

i think i know who it is

Daehyun:

should i blackmail youngjae with this or leave him alone what do you think?

Daehyun:

nah you're right i should blackmail him with it

Daehyun:

and when he refuses i can embarrass him in front of whoever it is

Daehyun:

yes this is a very nice plan

Himchan:

UM DAEHYUN

Himchan:

THIS IS THE GROUP CHAT

Daehyun:

what

Daehyun:

oh gee look where did all these other people come from

Youngjae:

JUNG DAEHYUN

Youngjae:

I SAW THAT YOU ING TURD

Daehyun:

oh

Youngjae:

I ING SAW THAT

Daehyun:

abort abort mission

Daehyun:

ctrl z ctrl z

Daehyun:

sticks head into sand

Junhong:

youngjae hyung when you're killing him keep it down its 3 am ok some of us have school early tomorrow

Junhong:

also jongup hyung said hi and for all of you to go to sleep and argue during daylight hours

Youngjae:

k junhong gn and hi jongup

Youngjae:

AND YOU KIM HIMCHAN

Youngjae:

DON'T THINK I DIDN'T SEE YOU EITHER

Youngjae:

YOU'RE DEAD TO ME

Himchan:

ing hell daehyun was it so hard to keep your mouth shut in front of others

Daehyun:

yeah especially at 3 in the morning and my fingers slipped down onto "group chat" in my favorites

Daehyun:

it's right next to your name himchan hyung

Youngjae:

hey daehyun remember that crack in your window looking out to the pitch night

Youngjae:

just think of me staring at you in the dark

Youngjae:

waiting for a chance to slice your jugular open

Daehyun:

did you really have to go that far to scaring me

Youngjae:

yes

Daehyun:

now i'm paranoid and i can't stop looking over

Youngjae:

gOOD

Bang Yongguk left the group.

Himchan:

oop bbang got tired of us arguing

Himchan:

he has an exam tomorrow he needs to rest for and so do i we can deal with this in the morning

Kim Himchan left the group.

Youngjae:

coward

Daehyun:

well it is 3 am youngjae so

Youngjae:

anyway why the hell are you awake then finding out who i like?

Daehyun:

you know i can't sleep easily. i just had stuff to occupy my thoughts and i found out who you like

Youngjae:

then who is it

Daehyun:

it's jaebum, right? the one that's friends with yugyeom and mark?

Youngjae:

oh my gdo no idiot why would i even

Youngjae:

daehyun i'm a guy i like girls

Daehyun:

didn't you tell me you were gay though

Youngjae:

oh yeah i did already didn't i

Daehyun:

you really need to stop this defensive mechanism thing you got going on

Youngjae:

okay yeah fine i like guys but not jaebum he's like a bro man

Daehyun:

bro-zoned

Youngjae:

anyway moving on from your lame humor, you'll never guess who it is ok

Youngjae:

just go to sleep daehyun

Daehyun:

you first jae

Yoo Youngjae left the group.

Daehyun:

i didn't mean literally you're supposed to be all cute about this

Daehyun:

"oh daehyun! no, you go to sleep! c:"

Daehyun:

you're hopeless

Jung Daehyun left the group.