what's going on

B.A.P's Katalk

Jung Daehyun invited Choi Junhong, Yoo Youngjae, Bang Yongguk, Kim Himchan, and Moon Jongup.

Daehyun:

finally you guys make an account, seriously.

Youngjae:

idiot i already had an account

Junhong:

i did too, hyung.

Jongup:

me three.

Daehyun:

i wasn't talking about you guys. -.- i was talking about himchan hyung and yongguk hyung.

Junhong:

in that case...

Himchan:

aight you know what i have exams and stuff going on in school. i don't exactly have time for this sort of messaging-thing.

Yongguk:

then why did you beg me to make an account with you...?

Himchan:

ssHHhs i don't need your sass bbang

Yongguk:

i didn't even...?

Himchan:

shsHSHshshh

Youngjae:

"messaging-thing?" hyung, what are you, 60?

Himchan:

i can't keep up with the trends you new generation kids are setting nowadays.

Junhong:

hyung, we're from the same generation...

Himchan:

all this support against me such friends you all are

Himchan:

i don't need any of you

Himchan:

i got Jongup to tend to me

Jongup:

??? what's happening? :D

Youngjae:

oh dear god no jongup why.

Daehyun:

yah

Junhong:

not this again.

Daehyun:

neo

Yongguk:

um

Daehyun:

tteokbaro malhae

Daehyun:

eodiyAA

Himchan:

what's wrong with busan boy? ._.

Junhong:

ever since he found out that band B1A4, he's been addicted to their songs and playing them nonstop.

Daehyun:

Ige musuN ILLIYA

Youngjae:

we were hoping it was a phase but we realized it wasn't, right after he learned the "sprout dance"

Yongguk:

how did this chat even get to B1A4?

Yongguk:

i could've sworn we were talking about himchan making a kakaotalk account a few seconds ago...

Daehyun:

yOU BABY I WANT YOU BEAUTIFUL LOVE

Junhong:

kakaotalk tends to move relatively fast when you're in a group chat.

Daehyun:

wHATS up whats uP tell me tell ME WHATS UP

Yongguk:

i've noticed.

Jongup:

youngjae hyung he keeps on singing that song please make him stop he's standing in front of me dancing too

Jongup:

please

Jongup:

please

Junhong:

you know jongup's desperate when he's asking you for a favor three times in a row.

Youngjae:

alright, alright, i'll help you, hold up.

Yoo Youngjae left the group.

Junhong:

...? he didn't have to leave the chatroom to do something as simple as that

Daehyun:

ndk=sdono; noon gt h my b1a 44 gfkn oyougnajre stoot p

Daehyun:

yajik g;4 fge3;l/1.

Daehyun:

d;fg \[.obtu,gd cjk

Daehyun:

b1argf4

Jung Daehyun left the group.

Himchan:

.................

Yongguk:

........................

Himchan:

what just happened

Jongup:

hyung the singing stopped! :D

Junhong:

if you guys must know, they wrestled for the phone before youngjae took it and threatened to tell taehyung to eat all the cheesecake.

Junhong:

and now daehyun hyung's crying

Junhong:

i have to go get a roll of toilet paper before he cries enough to drown us all. a tissue box isn't enough to sustain his tears.

Choi Junhong left the group.

Himchan:

why am i friends with any of you again

Yongguk:

we could ask the same of you.

Himchan:

...................

Kim Himchan left the group.

Yongguk:

... he's probably going after tigger right now. better stop him

Bang Yongguk left the group.

Jongup:

:D

Jongup:

wow it's quiet here

Jongup:

and lonely

Jongup:

lonely lonely lonely lonely boy

Jongup:

...............

Jongup:

i need to stop hanging around daehyun hyung for long periods of time

Moon Jongup left the group.

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hey guess who's back that's right me now read the new chapter my sense of humor got better maybe

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channiechanchan #1
Chapter 6: i swear i laughed too much while reading ahahahahah this is fun!
suzumoo
#2
Chapter 6: "AND THEN PROFIT"

LMAO IM CRYNG (btw wb!! i really love this)
daehyundarklight #3
Chapter 6: hahaha.. so funny... jung daehyun...
Bibieonni #4
Chapter 6: Silly Banghim! ^^
But.... Im Jaebum?! O.O
suzumoo
#5
Chapter 5: im cyruing send help omg

the hard lyfe of himchan and youngjae
matseossaulkke #6
Chapter 5: jongup: he's calling you lord
daehyun: he's calling you lorde

DAEHYUN PLS LMAO WHAT??!!
jongupsgiratina
#7
Chapter 3: Haha that Zelo reminds me of someone. *coughcough* bUT WOW THESE ARE SO FUNNY LOL I LOVE READING THEM :D
kleffki09
#8
Chapter 4: LOL Daehyun just cracks me hahaha
suzumoo
#9
Chapter 4: LOL OMG DAEHYUN; the part when daehyun said abort mission made me crack up
angelwhite #10
haha..that kim him chan. suit him..