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Subject: Re: office romanceFrom: [email protected]
Subject: Welcome!
Hey, this is Kim Joonmyun, just checking in to see how you’ve been doing!
I hope you’ve been settling down nicely and getting yourself acquainted with the office. As the new Director of Marketing, you’ll be working closely with me and the rest of the team, which is made up of the presidents, me and Yifan, and the other 8 directors.
If you need anything, you can ask my assistant Sehun, or Yifan’s assistant Zitao. Or, you can just come to me with any questions.
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Welcome!
President Kim,
Thank you for the welcome email. Thank you for your well wishes. I’ve been adjusting to the new office quite well. I’ll let you know if I have any questions.
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Re: Welcome!
It’s no problem! By the way, you can forego “President Kim” and just call me Joonmyun! We’re all close to each other in the team!
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Yifan: hey i went into your email during lunch to grab something and I saw your monitor
Yifan: you must really like this new girl if you’re ending every sentence with a !
Joonmyun: was it tacky?
Joonmyun:
Yifan: lol don’t worry about it
Yifan: I think you made an impression when you smiled too wide and your jaw popped
Joonmyun: so do I have a chance w/ her?
Yifan: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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From: [email protected]
Subject: yoooooo
My favorite dongsaeng!!
Oh man you’re finally here! I’ve been waiting for the old director of marketing to finally retire so you can take his place and now you’re here working with 12 attractive young men [eyebrow wiggle]
So, what do you think?
PS: don’t use the bathroom on this floor. Go downstairs to pee. It’s worth it, I swear, because baekhyun and chanyeol have the kinkiest in the bathroom here. I remember I had to pee really really badly and I opened the door on them accidentally and I peed my pants a bit but luckily for me, I had a change of clothes in my soccer bag so I walked around w/ my suit jacket and soccer shorts for the rest of the day
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: yoooooo
I missed you :’) working with you is like being kids again, dicking around in school and making teachers hate us
Yeah lol I guess I’m pretty happy to be working with my friends up here. I worked my off, though, so don’t say it was just because Mr. Hwang decided to spend the remainder of his life in Florida with his wife :P
Everybody’s attractive here except for you, oppa. Also, does President Kim always smile like that? I felt like he was about to murder me and wear my skin…
PS: tmi, luhan oppa, tmi
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Re: yoooooo
You’re significantly more attractive than Mr. Hwang. Jongdae was telling me how much better it is looking at your ugly mug all day compared to Hwang’s uglier mug. Also, he didn’t actually call you ugly, so don’t get too depressed. You should date him, he’s a lonely miserable nerd.
President Kim? Lol nobody actually calls joonie-woonie that anymore after we’ve all learned that he’s the biggest doormat in the universe. He lets sehun come in 3 hours late every day. Man, imagine if zitao came in 3 hours late. Yifan would have his . Anyway, he doesn’t smile like that for anybody else in this office. I’m jealous.
PS: only for my favorite dongsaeng <3
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: yoooooo
Jongdae with cute curly lips thinks I’m pretty? He’s really cute and all but he’s not really my type.
You know who my type is, . If you’re going to try to hook me up, hook me up w/ someone I have the hots for.
President Kim isn’t a doormat, he’s just really nice.
PS: now that your best friend is working here, I can tell the whole office that you cried while watching high school musical.
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: yoooooo
Your type? Your last boyfriend was that weird Lee Jinki kid from college. Are you telling me that you like sweet mama’s boys who wear sweaters and have huge ? Bc ur precious “President Kim” has all those traits except for the huge …
Hmm…..HMMMMMM…..
PS: you wouldn’t
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: yoooooo
Joonmyun smiled so hard at me yesterday that his jaw made a popping noise when he talked. I don’t know what to feel about the fact that you’re shipping me with him…
PS: oh yes I ing would :)
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Baekhyun: You know what would be a good idea to welcome our new teammate?
Baekhyun: it’s gonna be so good
Chanyeol: What is it? Omg!!
Jongdae: dude, I’m expecting to hear something brilliant out of this
Chanyeol: tellmetellmetellmetellmetellme!!!
Zitao: pls don’t text me anymore
Baekhyun: ok so get this
Baekhyun: we put a post it…under her mouse…so it doesn’t work!
Chanyeol: that’s a great idea byun baekhyun I love it you’re so clever omg omg!
Jongdae: ……
Jongdae: That joke’s older and staler than those ty cookies Kyungsoo keeps on his desk
Jongdae: Also shut up chanyeol you look like an idiot
Zitao: ples don’t text me anymore
Baekhyun: u this is comedic gold im doing it
Baekhyun: also, shut up chanyeol you look like an idiot
Chanyeol: :((((
Chanyeol: but baek!!! You’re so cool!!!
Baekhyun: if u think im cool, meet me in the bathroom rn and ill show you just how great I can b
Zitao: pls don’t text me anymore
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Technical difficulties…
Hi, President Kim,
I might not be able to email that preliminary report to you today by noon…my computer is having some issues right now.
Thanks, and sorry for the inconvenience.
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Technical difficulties…
Oh, that’s completely okay! Take as much time as you to get things figured out! If you need any help, I can head over. After all, my Master’s degree was in computer engineering…
By the way, you can call me Junmyeon.
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Re: Technical difficulties…
That’s alright, President Kim. I already called IT. Also, President Wu walked past my desk and told me to include this message in the email: “don’t be a nerd, you’re showing off”
I’m not sure what that means, but that’s probably between you two.
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Technical difficulties…
It isn’t really that useful anyway. If you really need some help, I’ll go over. Also, thanks for relaying that message from Yifan.
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Technical difficulties…
Thanks for your offer, President Kim, but I’ve already figured out what was wrong with my computer. Baekhyun apparently put a post-it under the mouse. Zitao told me while he was on his way to get coffee for President Wu. I’ve attached the report.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Technical difficulties…
Ah. Should I punish Baekhyun?
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Technical difficulties
It’s alright. I’ve got this.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: [subject blank]
Really funny, …
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: [subject blank]
I’m just trying to get you laid
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From: [email protected]
Subject: computer????
WhySPACEisSPACEmySPACEspaceSPACEbarSPACEnotSPACEworkingSPACE?SPACEISPACEliterallySPACEhaveSPACEnoSPACEideaSPACEwhat’sSPACEhappeningSPACErightSPACEnowSPACE
From: [email protected]
Subject: Fwd: Computer????
Begin forwarded message:
From: Byun Baekhyun
Date: January 9, 2014, 08:17:04 AM
To: Park Chanyeol
WhySPACEisSPACEmySPACEspaceSPACEbarSPACEnotSPACEworkingSPACE?SPACEISPACEliterallySPACEhaveSPACEnoSPACEideaSPACEwhat’sSPACEhappeningSPACErightSPACEnowSPACE
From: [email protected]
Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Computer????
How’d you do this
Begin forwarded message:
From: Park Chanyeol
Date: January 9, 2014, 8:19:27 AM
To: Kim Jongdae
Begin forwarded message:
From: Byun Baekhyun
Date: January 9, 2014, 08:17:04 AM
To: Park Chanyeol
WhySPACEisSPACEmySPACEspaceSPACEbarSPACEnotSPACEworkingSPACE?SPACEISPACEliterallySPACEhaveSPACEnoSPACEideaSPACEwhat’sSPACEhappeningSPACErightSPACEnowSPACE
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Computer????
Make a new AutoHotKey script and drop this:
#NoTrayIcon
*Space::Send,SPACE
You’ll probably want to right click the script and compile it to an executable before putting it on someone’s computer. You could have also walked 2 feet around our divider and just asked me.
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Computer????
Thanks. Yo, if you ever need petty revenge on anybody, hit me up.
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Joonmyun: yifan help I have a problem
Joonmyun: my computer swears at me every time I press the space button
Joonmyun: I need to send out an important email to shinee corp
Yifan: I saw jongdae walking out of your office earlier
Joonmyun: Find him and bring him to me
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Yifan: Joonmyun wants to see you in his office
Jongdae: lol
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You: does he usually do this?
Luhan: no. on Fridays he usually wastes our time w/ “family meetings”
Luhan: he’s like a summer camp counselor except he wears a suit and pays us
Luhan: tbh I have no idea why he’s making us all go out to eat
You: I guess it’s an opportunity to get to know the rest of the office better
You: so are you going to drive me later?
Luhan: yeah, I’ll do that
Luhan: it’s probably bc he wants to hit on you
You: will he pay for my dinner
Luhan: yes. He’s loaded
You: :))))
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Jongin: Check out the boss flirting with the new girl
Sehun: it’s kind of sad
Sehun: hyung is a loser
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