An Agent ChanHun Chapter

Sehun was just laying in bed when he recieved a message. 

' Is this the Yehet Co-operation? I need your help, my eyeliner was stolen and I couldn't find it anywhere! Please send in your best agents and quickly help! ' -Byun Baekhyun.

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Laying in bed like usual, Chanyeol listened to his recordings of what he learnt in his economic class. Suddenly he was disturbed by a breathless male who barged in, making Chanyeol startle.

"what's wrong Sehun?" Chanyeol asked.

"We got and important mission... someone lost their eyeliner"  Sehun said breathless after running all the way from his house.

"So what now?"

"It's......Secret Agent Time" 

Black tuxedo's......

                 ...Dark Sunglasses

Matching hats and bow ties....

                   .....Mustaches

& Hello kitty badges...

"hey It's like deja vu.... except for the hello kitty badges? why do we need this exactly?" Chanyeol asked.

Sehun turns his face to Chanyeol, furrowing his brows. "Cause... that's how we role"

"oh"

"and because we don't have a logo for the co-operation yet, so were using this in the meantime"  Sehun says- fast speed.

They sat in their secret dark room, where they sat was a small lamp so they were able to see the blue print that Sehun took out from his suitcase. Also, they wanted the secret agent feels.

"Why are we in my grandma's house bathroom?" The giant asked.

"Enough with the questions! " Sehun says, tired of the giants muttering. "and because we have no other place.."

"we shouldv'e used my bathroom instead of going all the way to my grandma's place"

"I said enough with the questions! " 

"it wasn't a question.." the older male told.

"what ever! " Sehun points at the blue print of their car, and facts about how it will be like the police cars in the movies.

Sehun then tells Chanyeol how it works. It was one hour till Sehun says his last sentence.

"so then you will be here and I will be there, so this could go here" the younger male points out.

"umm...Sehun.." 

"yes?"

" I did not understand a single thing you were explaining! Cause guess what? I couldn't even see your face! " Chanyeol exclaims.

"oh ... sorry, let's just go to our car."

They went to Chanyeols grandma's garage to pick up their dream police car. 

"so how does it look?" The giant asked about the cars appearance.

Sehuns mouth gaped when he opened the door to the garage. The car was an old grandma car, and there were no windows. The car was black while the doors were pink. It looked like Chanyeols grandma have done her own make over to the car. The paint was rusting, and the front trunk was not closing right. The four tires were different types, and it didn't match right. Sehun looks at the giant who smiled and looked like he was imagining the car. 

Sehun gave a fake and nervous laugh. "uh- ehe , it looks g-great "

"we will look so awesome!" Chanyeol exclaimed.

Sehun guided Chanyeol inside the car and then took a seat at the drivers spot. "buckle your seat belt! " He said.

Chanyeol sniffed the air and it smelt like " old lady perfume? why does it smell like that?"

"o-oh" Sehun stuttered. "um, You grandma wanted too have a look inside... umm let's just go"

Sehun drives out the garage, and hits the road. The car was a little laggy, and the car made gas noises- It was driving so slow that even old people were faster than them, Even Chanyeols grandma and a bunch of her friends walked by making fun of them.

"Grandma Park~"  Sehun whined "I though you were our friend"

"What ever losers! " She laughed brisked walked her way followed by her gang.

"Grandma!" Chanyeol exclaimed.

They both sighed. If grandma's could walk faster than the car, what's the point using it? They couldv'e just walk to their location. Sehun drived passed a Tricycle store but next to it was a Jet pack store and there was two free jet packs on sale. 

Wait.. Sehun thought... Jet packs... Free.... Two of them.... he got an Idea...

"Aren't these tricycles better Chanyeol ?!! " Sehun asked happily, He tied a rope behind his tricycle connecting it to Chanyeols, so he could guide the giant.

"But I heard a guy giving away two jet packs...Why didn't we get those?"

"Oh I did, but I traded them for these babies! So we got these tricycle for free !" Sehun , pointed at his head   "Smart huh? "

"so , our first suspect is Mr.Baozi .. Let's go! "  Sehun said, pointing his finger to the air, and riding their way to the breakfast house.

After 3 hours, they finally arrived. They stood up, both their bottoms numb because of riding baby bikes. Chanyeol rubbed his but and whined. 

" My hurts!" The giant cried.

Sehun slapped his but " It's okay y, we just arrived" 

When they went in the restaurant, and asked Mr. Baozi for a moment alone, the guy refused. So they did what they had to do. Sehun took out his baseball bat and...

Xiumin woke up in a dark room, his head hurts after getting knocked out. He only remembered Two guys with mustaches coming up to him and then a baseball bat. He looked around at the enviroment he was in.

"umm. " he said "Why am I in Chanyeols grandma's bathroom? "

" Only we ask the questions! "  Sehun exclaims.

"okay just one more... Whats up with the hello kitty badges " the baozi asked once again.

"Sehun they notice, I told you we would've used the mustache badges" Chanyeol whispered.

"Okay..."  Sehun decided to start. "See this! "   He held out a plastic with a glove inside. The glove seemed to be covered with eyeliner.  "Is this yours? "

Xiumin sweated. He looked left and right with guilt, it was his cooking glove. "uh -ummm , Fine! I was using black hair dye, but it didn't work! The hair dye ! Now you know my secret! " he said, sighing shamefully in the end. 

"It's not him" Sehun said, pushing the Baozi aside. The younger looked around, and he spotted a paper in Xiumins pants.

"I didn't put that in my pocket " Xiumin said.

Sehun un-scrolled the paper and it had a riddle.  " Where the mystical creature lays, and the lay chips made. Is where they heal your grades, so you won't fail..... do you know lay ?"

"that's a bit tricky " Sehun said after reading. "a bit too tricky..hmm" 

"It's so obvious it's the new exchange student Zhang Yixing"  The Baozi told.

"Shutup " Sehun replied. "ohh! "   .. "I know , It's so obvious it's the new exchange student Zhang Yixing! "He pointed out.

Chanyeol and Xiumin just sighed.

"Let's go!"  the younger exclaimed.

"WHO IS IT! " Sehun said, holding Lay from the collar, pushing him against the bath tub.

"I Can't tell you!! " 

"I SAID WHO IS IT!"  

"I can't tell you! "

Sehun sighed. "you let me down..."      "and now you made me want to use this on you.." He held out the object.

"ummm a pencil?" 

"yes.."  the younger sniffed. " A pencil .. So I could poke that dimple of yours, poke it really hard, till it goes deep inside "

" Youre a good guy, and good guys don't do that" 

"Really? "  Sehun pointed the pencil closer to his suspect 

"FINE! FINE! I could just tell you that Kris had to do something with it ! That's all I know! Don't poke me please!! "  Lay begged.

"Too late.. I made Chanyeol poke you on Facebook"

"NOOO!! " 

"soo" Sehun said, walking back and forth infront of Kris whos arms were held by Chanyeol who was about to fall asleep.

"You know, I could just run from Chanyeol, he's falling a sleep." Kris warned. " oh and why are we in Chanyeols Grandmas bathroom, you wouldv'e used mine"

Sehun sighs, tired of the same questions. He decides to leave Kris un answered and continue on the mission. "You stole the eye-liner did you?"

"Me? Eyeliner? " Kris laughed.  

"what's so funny?"

"those hello kitty badges, man up sissy "  

"oh , haha ...make fun of me again, and you face you end "  Sehun grabbed Kris by the collar, closing the space between them.

Kris looked at Sehuns body from top to bottom and gave a smirk. " like a scrawny guy like you can beat a man like me "

"You did it.. " Sehun sighed  " you made me do it "  He lets go of Kris, and stands up, making his way to the bath tub. He opens the shower curtain and revealed a squeeling Tao, who was tied up loosely, and by Kris' view, it looked easy to get out of that knot.

"Tao.. " Kris called out.  " just get out of there, it's easy too easy - they didn't tie you up tight enough. "

"No! "  Tao said, putting his hand onto his forehead , like those dramatic women on television "Or not it will ruin the feels "

"So who did it! " Sehun exclaimed.

"fine fine, I'm only telling you only because Chanyeol is sleeping on my shoulder like some princess, Sehun is such an Idiot and Tao is also being such an idiot"  Kris protested. "There is some troll running around with a black eye-liner that's all I know"  Kris stood up making the giant fall onto the bathroom ground "for your information, eye-liner is not my style ....Tao, let's get out of here" 

Tao looked down a little sad "Fine.." he huffed.

"Hmmm some troll ... Chanyeol we'll never figure this out! "

"we'll figure it out soon"  Chanyeol replied he said with a hopeless look.

It tooks three hours and Chanyeol have figured it out. "Chen ! Chen! "

"What? " Sehun looked back at his friend.  "Are you telling me you like that Jongdae guy? I knew it!  Everyone at school was talking about it!" 

"huh?"  the giant snorted. "No! I was going to say the troll is Chen! " 

"oh" the younger said quietly.

"and did everyone really think I like Chen? "

"umm , yea they said you kept looking at him" Sehun said in a whisper.

"and you believed that?" Chanyeol said, in which his friend nodded.   

Chanyeol sighed. " You think I like Jongdae cause everyone said I kept looking at him, but I can't cause I'm blind ! Remember ? "

"oh I forgot.."      Sehun said embarassed. "Oh! I know who the suspect is" he said trying to change the subject.

Chanyeol gave him a look.

"let's go! no wait you stay I'll bring the suspect "

Chanyeol waited half an hour, before the younger came barging in again. 

"Chanyeollie! " 

The giant faced him lifting a brow. 

" I found him, here I'll take you too him" Sehun said, grabbing the giant from the arm.

Again they arrived at their location, Chanyeols grandmas house. They went to their secret hide out, the bathroom. Chanyeol sat innocently and waited for the younger male to speak.

"I remember.. you can't see so I'll tell you who it is instead "  Sehun whispered into Chanyeols ears.  He gave a little evil laugh until he revealed the suspect. "..Bae hhh - khyuuun..." 

Chanyeols eyes widened.   He pushed Sehun aside, who started laughing like a freak. "WHAT!" 

Again, Sehun gave an evil laugh. "hehe, it's Baekhyun... It's your brother all along, hehe... A troll right?  he played as the troll in drama once.. It must've been him"

"Where is he? "

"Behind the shower, knocked out and tied up tightly " Sehuun whispered.

"Are you CRAZY!?  " The giant exclaimed. "you should've tied him to a chair! " 

"good idea" Sehun said looking up.

"and .. Are you Crazy!? Baekhyun couldn't have been the suspect, I mean ! he's the victim here! "

"yea your right " Sehun said straight forward. Chanyeol thought his friend was a little insane now, on the way he changed his mind really quickly. Maybe because Sehun was getting tired he's gone crazy.  "it's Chen "

Chanyeol is speechless. He just gave a lazy look at his friend and sighed. 

Sehun went to the restaurant again. He turned right and saw a customer trying to order some food from the waiter, while the waiter was completely ignoring him and applying some eye-liner.

"excuse me! " The customer said. But the waiter ignored.

Sehun faced Chanyeol and whispered. "he's right beside us, should we get the bat ready?" 

"no don't knock him down."  the giant said.

"why?" 

"we should just ask him" Chanyeol suggested.

"okay" 

They both went up to Chen who was completely ignoring his customer. He was holding a mirror in his right and his other hand was the eye-liner. Sehun heaved a breath before asking. 

"Chen , we know that's Baeks eye-liner, could we have it back? "

Chen looked at Sehun, his eyes widened, face lifted a little. It looked like one of those looks the witched give you when you ask for a favour. Sehun shivers.

"okay " the troll said.

"seriously ? "

"Nahh.. " He said walking away.

"plan B " Chanyeol whispered when he heard Jongdae's reply.

"and what is that?"

"Water Gun TIME! " 

They both took out their water guns, Sehun had two small ones and Chanyeol held a big one. They started spraying Chen who was scream hesitantly.

"MY EYELINER ! I LOOK HORRIBLE~ " He said going onto his knees, holding his face letting go of the pencil.

The eye-liner landed in front of the two agents.

"Mission completed " Sehun smirked.

"yea , who's the troll now~ " 

They both did the victory dance from rush hour. 

Finally it was time to give the eye-liner to Baekhyun. They stood in front of Baekhyuns room getting ready to dispatch the object.

" Finally~! " Chanyeol yelled happily. 

"I know right! " Sehun yelled in reply.

"do you have the eye-liner?" the giant asked

"umm no , I thought you had it"  

They both faced down in disappointment.

"just joking , I have it, "  Chanyeol trolled. Sehun sighed in relief.

They both laughed and entered.

"Baekkie- here's your liner, " Chanyeol said handing out the object.

Baekhyun looked up at the two guys towering them and sparked a smile, "thanks for your service, who ever you guys are. "  

"Bye sir, have a nice day," Sehun said.

"you too Sehun! I mean , who ever you are! " Baekhyun waved.

When they went out, a bucket of water landed onto their heads. 

"Ahh!! I'm wet " Sehun Squeeled, jumping up and down.

"What kind of wet! ? " Chanyeol said, also jumping up and down screaming like girls.

"I shouldv'e figured your dirty minded hence Baekhyuns 'sleeping' noises in he sleeps ," Sehun said, still lifted his legs.

"WHOS THE TROLL NOW! I STOLE THE NAME BACK! HAHAHA " Chen shouted, revealing himself from behind the table. "No One can replace me! ...

... NO ONE! "  

ting tong ... the bell rang, disturbing Chens moment.

They all went downstairs too check who it was. 

When Sehun opened the door, there was a small guy.

"Hi ," He greeted, smiling.

The three smiled back.

"My name is Troll

What's with the hello kitty badges?" 

The three boys frowned, then looked at each other, and gave a knowing smile.

Chanyeol took his bat from behind and handed over to Sehun who was closes to the troll.

BAM!

Then the three pulled Trolls body behind Chanyeols grandmas house bathroom shower. 

I hope you like it. It seemed a little rush but I wanted the theme to be fast like those detective movies! 

Btw Tomorrows my Birthday~! 

Oh and Happy Anniversary to EXO! ~ We are one !! 

Let's fangirl about EXO upcoming comback! EEE~  

AND KRIS made an instagram account !  Galaxy_fanfan