Because you guys are fab and Sehun demands an apology from Tao anyway:

To: My dear love able HunHun,Oh Se Hun

        I sincerely apologize for not immediately rescuing Oh Se Hun's lifeless body while it was in the hands of (as described by Oh Se Hun) maniac, Parl Chan Yeol, after he ( also as described by Oh Se Hun) exploited Oh Se Hun's body. 

        I apologize for being a horrible boyfriend to Oh Se Hun(which I am not and feel highly offended by this and only included this in because you are currently reading over my shoulder) and will treat Oh Se Hun to bubble tea every week on Wednesdays as a peace offering.

        I will also swear, on my Gucci collection, not to follow in the steps of Park Chan Yeol and force Oh Se Hun to smell like sickly sweet peaches ( as described by Oh Se Hun as he dictate over my shoulders, "Huang Zi Tao stop with the brackets!"). 

        I have also learnt that it is disgusting for a human to smell too much like peaches ( in which I once again do not agree, you smelling like peaches is like those wonderful, soft marshmallows with delicious sweet peach jelly in the centre.)
        

        I will be an amazing boyfriend to Oh Se Hun and fulfill  his every wish and command.   
( which I already do except during ahem time because I'm obviously the 'guy' of the relationship) ( The bracket above was forcefully cancelled out by Oh Se Hun)

         I will, last but not least stop using brackets in Official documents ( Official my arse, "Huang Zi Tao!" ) .

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黄子韬

Huang Zi Tao

As written and signed on: 

02/05/2013    22:44:13

Witness (as forced to) (the above bracket was added by the witness so therefore is not Huang Zi Tao's fault) :

BaoZi

Kim Min Seok

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