RULE IX

Avoid Bacon. Any type of Bacon. The food. The nickname. ALL.

This is because, Chlamydiyeol likes Bacon.

For some reason, if you are around Bacon, here is what to do:

1. Don't eat it.

2. If someone gives you the nickname, don't use it.

3. Become a vegetarian.

4. Become a vegan. (more dangerous)

5. DESTROY ALL BACON.

BEWARE: There will be an angry mob coming after you if you do happen to destroy all bacon.