RULE III

Don't be born in May.

Especially not the 6th.

If you are born in this month you are more prone than anyone to catch Chlamydiyeol.

Here are some things to try if you are:

1. Move your mother's due date before you're born.

2. Change your birth month.

3. Be a late baby.

4. Be an early baby.

5. Die before 6th May, just in case.

6. DONT BE BORN AT ALL.