RULE VII

Don't be a main vocalist.

The perfection of your voice will attract Chlamydiyeol and it will be severely fascinated with you.

However, if you find yourself with a fabulous voice, here is what you should do:

1. Don't sing. (At all, like, ever.)

2. Sever your vocal chords.

3. Become mute.

4. Become a mime.

5. Pretend you can't hear anything.

6. NEVER BECOME FAMOUS. (for singing. go ahead and act.)