6.
50 Ways to Avoid Chlamydiyeol
RULE VI
Don't be associated with light.
Chlamydiyeol is attracted to it like a moth is to a flame.
If you are, here are some things that might help you in a dire situation:
1. Lurk in darkness.
2. Keep the lights off. (and save electricity!)
3. Hate the sun.
4. Keep your hands down.
5. BECOME A VAMPIRE (but don't drink blood type O)
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