Kairunstheworld:         Log on

Kairunstheworld:         Hey, Han, what are you doing?

Han-Lu:                       working, duh. Stop IM-ing me at work, I’m busy right now.

Kairunstheworld:         don’t you lie at me, Luhan. I know you are imagining crap about you and Sehun’s future life. Believe me, boy, thou future shall be a lunatic mess with that unstable male.

Han-Lu:                       What are you, a soothsayer? And don’t you dare call him unstable. Just because he’s younger than me doesn’t mean he has the same state of stableness as a five-year-old. How about you take a mirror and shove it to your boyfriend?

Kairunstheworld:         EX-boyfriend, I shall correct. I dump him this morning.

Han-Lu:                       Why do I smell a nasty affair here?

Kairunstheworld:         Don’t stare at me with that stare behind your desk, Han. It’s not my fault anyway. He was the one who want a break up, after trying to me with that skinny girth of his. I’m a forever top, okay? And Kyungsoo is just rich of , man. .

Han-Lu:                       EW. We are so not talking about your ex skinny girth and your current crush’s . Seriously, Jongin, you should stop IM-ing me before my father castrate me for this.

Kairusntheworld:         Castrate you for IM-ing your bestfriend. Yeah right. Your father can bite me.

Kairunstheworld:         By the way, Interesting to tell the world about that. Which one is the hottest—‘The Youngest CEO in Seoul Had Castrated!!’ or ‘less or IM-ing : Luhan’s Newest Dilemma’?

Han-Lu:                       Srsly, if you type those thing on next week paper I’m so going to your desk and -slap you.

Kairunstheworld:         that explains how girly you are. You hear them call you ‘the pretty CEO’?

Han-Lu:                       you.

Kairunstheworld:         No thanks, I prefer my Kyungsoo over you anyday.

Han-Lu:                       no seriously Jongin, are you really going to IM me for this illogical talk or start to man up and tell me what the hell do you want?

Kairunstheworld:         Actually there’s an infant here, wanting to meet with you.

Han-Lu:                       ...Orange-headed?

Kairunstheworld:         With orange kitty ears. Seriously, it’s cute, but I don’t know you’re such a e, Luhan. And into kink too.

Han-Lu:                       .

Han-Lu:                       Don’t let him in, or I’ll do a serious case of Jongin. Pls.

Title : Rollercoaster on Action

Main Pairing : Xiuhan

Type : Chaptered (1/?)

Rated : most of the time PG-13, seldom NC-17

Warning : kitty!au(kinda), cussing, and ual content. OOC!Xiumin. innocent!Minseok.

Yeah.

Actually, this is not really a fic, but there will be several rated chapter and the warning is enough so... yeah.

In my previous fic, I always made short chaptered, PWP fiction. Actually I don’t want that. To be known as a good writer, I mean. Well it’s still cool, my ty thought being appreciated and all, but I’ll be very thankful if everyone starts to see me in new perspective—not only as a good writer but also a good regular writer.

and I know I should continue my other fic but. meh.

I hope I didn’t sound y here, but yeah.

Uhm.

Yeah.

Gosh, I need my chocolate.

And I know I should have continue my other fic but… I just can’t. this fic kicking me. I’m sorry.