This is my house too

The Adventurous Adventures of Kim Jongdae And Byun Baekhyun

"Ayo! JUNMONEY~" Chen banged on the entrance door. 

"Dollar sign uho hyung!" Baekhyun shouted.

The door opened revealing Lay.

"Oh hi!" Lay smiled.

BaekChen grinned,"Ooooh who do we have here,money man sent his servant how rude~" Chen cooed.

"Who cares! He is rich,man!" Baekhyun said entering the house and ignoring the confused Lay.

"Oh its you two." Suho said from the living room.

"Why not happy seeing us?" Chen faked a tear.

"Aniyo! Please come in,treat it as your own house." Suho smiled.

"That we will,obviously!" Baekhyun said plopping himself on the sofa.

"Umm..mind if I sit here?" Lay asked Baekhyun,politely.

"Ofcourse not! you also treat it as your own house." Baekhyun grinned.

Lay smiled and sat beside Baekhyun,Baekhyun smiled and kept his hand over Lay's shoulder.

Suho frowned at the view.

"Squeez in guys! Even I wanna sit here." Suho said.

"Oh come on Junmoney hyung! there are so many couches and sofas,even my entire neighborhood wont have so many sofas and couches."Baekhyun said.

"But I wanna sit here." Suho politely pointed the place next to Lay.

"NO! this is my house! and I am telling you to sit there." Baekhyun sternly said.

"Eh.." Suho was kinda confused now.

"Whut?You only said treat it as your own house,so.." Baekhyun reasoned.

"Arrasso." Suho nodded.

"Where is Chen? Chen ah!" Baekhyun stood up from the sofa looking for Chen.

Suho quickly seated himself with Lay and kept his hands over Lay's shoulders and stuck his tongue out at Baekhyun when he was not looking.

"Don't let anyone touch you ne?You are mine!" Suho whispered to Lay,who just nodded,"I'll be back."

Suho stood up and started looking for the missing guest.

Baekhyun was already in the kitchen.

"Chen ah!" he saw inside the cabinets.

"Chennie.." he saw outside the window.

"Troll master.." Baekhyun looked inside the utensils.

Baekhyun opened the fridge,"Chen ooo...cake!" he grinned taking out the entire cake. 

"Looks yum..grandpa money wont mind right.,Junmoney hyung! I am eating it nae!" Baekhyun said as he read whats written on the cake,"Hmm..what is it? SARANGHAE!"

"Kekeke Nado Saranghae xD" Baekhyun cheekily grinned taking a bite.

On the other hand Suho looked through the rooms only to find Chen in his bedroom,creating a mess.

"Oh my money! What happened Chen ah!?" Suho came in only to trip over a pile of clothes.

"I was just trying some clothes.." Chen innocently muttered.

"But atleast ask me before doing so.." Suho softly said standing up.

"Why..this isn't my house?" Chen faked a hurt tone,"Well..in my house I try clothes like this.."

"No I mean atleast for courtesy sake ask me no.." Suho tried to reason his responses.

"Nevermind!" Chen said stomping of,making sure he stepped on Suho's foot atleast once before exiting the room.

"What happened?" Lay came running to the room.

"Nothing you son of a unicorn!"Chen shoved Lay off,"Baekkie! Baekki! Baek.." Chen stopped as saw Baek's cake covered face.

"Ea.." Baekhyun said while eating cake.

"I was saying lets go..but okay the cake looks yum!" Chen smiled.

"Cake?What cake?" Suho said as he came out of the destructed room of his,with Lay's help.

"I found it in the fridge." Baekhyun said said feeding Chen some.

Lay gaped as he and Suho ran to the kitchen.

 "Oh my unicorns! you ate the cake I prepared for Junmoney..err...Junmyeon!" Lay screeched.

"Dvbuhdhs.." Baekhyun said shrugging his shoulders."

"Stop hogging the cake!" Suho said snatching the cake from Baekhyun.

"I mean I asked Mother of money before eating!" Baekhyun said.

"You didn't even come in front of me!" Suho said.

"Yea so he must have said it from the kitchen no!" Chen defended Baekhyun.

Suho facepalmed while Lay just stared.

"Are you angry?" Baekhyun asked Lay.

Lay shooked his head.

"Sad?"

"Ani."

"Disappointed?"

"Aniyo."

"Hurt.." Baek got interrupted by Chen.

"Baekkie..thats his normal expression.."

Baekhyun stared at Chen for few seconds and then nodded.

"Hey! Whats coming on tv!?" Baekhyun and Chen ran towards the living room accidently breaking a vase.

"Aigo mianhe! Lay hyung please clean it." Chen said.

"Staph!" Suho said.

BaekChen turned around with a ' please' expression.

"Money man..its stop not staph!" Chen corrected Suho.

"Whatever." Suho said,"Why would Lay clean the mess? You both clean it."

"Haw! Your making your guests clean the mess!" Baekhyun said.

"But isn't it your house too!?" Suho snapped.

"Aniyo! This is your house only, how can we..have such a house." Chen said.

Baekhyun grabbed Chen's hand and rushed to the living to watch tv as Suho stared at them in disbelief and Lay started to clean the mess.

 

 

 

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Pandaa_tao
#1
Chapter 10: As I was reading I was like...wutt on earth is happening...then it ended and I still don't get how the God came about ...then in the end somehow they all gathered togther?
But I'm overall amused and I liked the story^^It really lightened up my mood like after reading a angst based story
Chenchenlay #2
Chapter 10: Ehh..Is this finished but How ?
ExoMsKungfuPandaTao #3
Chapter 10: OMG! LOL THIS IS SO ING HILARIOUS /dies laughing/
buxkwild #4
Chapter 10: Hey if i am not mistaken the last chapter is the scene u wrote from an indian movie
The phenyle and god thing
Kitty_Min
#5
Chapter 10: Holy shiiitt :'))
This was sooo funny *~*
Aww... BaekChen are so perfect together x3
can't wait for your next Update x3
cffeeddt99
#6
Chapter 10: About the jesus. LOL. its too funny! I love it! i cracked on it
Lydabaekkie
#7
Chapter 10: funny :D i love Baekchen here... naughty Beakchen :D
SMARTISTFREAK
#8
Chapter 9: Update please!!!
ilikemyself
#9
Chapter 9: I'm suppose to cry. But why the heck am I laughing? XD
ThisMomentWhen
#10
Chapter 9: Picano xD how can you come up with such funny things?! XD