World Domination?

The Adventurous Adventures of Kim Jongdae And Byun Baekhyun

"Stupid peasants." Chen laughed at the memory.

"Loooool swear all IIP's." Baekhyun hifived.

"I know...ayo waiter!"Chen shouted.

"Yes sir."the waiter came,"How may I help you?"

"Do one thing...bring us a bomb." Baekhyun politely said.

"Yes sir...err..wait..what!?" the waiter was surprised.

"So that we can drop it on YOUR head!" Chen retorded.

"Sir...?" the waiter was freaking out by now.

"Okay no do one thing,my mom needs waxing on her legs,will you do that!?" Chen suggested.

The waiters eyes widened.

"Okay,licen tow aice moka plese with whip..whippi creem."Baekhyun said in his engrish.

The waiter just nodded and ran.

Chen gave Baekhyun a 'dafaq' look.

"What?" Baekhyun asked.

"What were you saying?" Chen asked.

"I just ordered Ice Mocha for both of us." Baekhyun smiled.

"Ohh...I thought you were narrating the waiter his suicide note." Chen said.

"No!" Baekhyun said.

By now the drinks were served and they started drinking their coffees.

"Arrasso." Chen nodded and went into deep thought.

"Aigo what are yo u thinking?" Baekhyun asked.

"Hmm...I was thinking about...WORLD DOMINATION! Wanna join?" Chen wiggled his brows.

Baekhyun beamed and  nodded.

"Then leggoooo!" Chen said standing up.Baekhyun followed.

"Sir bill!" the waiter shouted.

"Oh yeah of course! here you go waiter..and keep the change." Chen grinned as he made an exit along with Baekhyun.

"Wow! thats some amount." the waiter was surprised but smiled.

Chen and Baekhyun were walking down the streets thinking...

"So from where shall we start our plan?" Baekhyun wondered.

"I know..!" Chen smiled,"From Suho hyungs house...err..castle I mean."

"Ah that grandpa,dang man he is rich..'dollar sign-uho' hyung." Baekhyun grinned.

"Yeah..now...lets make him poor xD" Chen evilly grinned.

As they made their way to $uho's house,they saw someone's bicycle parked outside.

"Oooooh we have a bonus here." Baekhyun evilly grinned as he looked at Chen who grinning evillly as well as they recoganised whose bicycle it is.

 

 

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Pandaa_tao
#1
Chapter 10: As I was reading I was like...wutt on earth is happening...then it ended and I still don't get how the God came about ...then in the end somehow they all gathered togther?
But I'm overall amused and I liked the story^^It really lightened up my mood like after reading a angst based story
Chenchenlay #2
Chapter 10: Ehh..Is this finished but How ?
ExoMsKungfuPandaTao #3
Chapter 10: OMG! LOL THIS IS SO ING HILARIOUS /dies laughing/
buxkwild #4
Chapter 10: Hey if i am not mistaken the last chapter is the scene u wrote from an indian movie
The phenyle and god thing
Kitty_Min
#5
Chapter 10: Holy shiiitt :'))
This was sooo funny *~*
Aww... BaekChen are so perfect together x3
can't wait for your next Update x3
cffeeddt99
#6
Chapter 10: About the jesus. LOL. its too funny! I love it! i cracked on it
Lydabaekkie
#7
Chapter 10: funny :D i love Baekchen here... naughty Beakchen :D
SMARTISTFREAK
#8
Chapter 9: Update please!!!
ilikemyself
#9
Chapter 9: I'm suppose to cry. But why the heck am I laughing? XD
ThisMomentWhen
#10
Chapter 9: Picano xD how can you come up with such funny things?! XD