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Chanyeol: so I was wondering

Chanyeol: do I have to attend all of your weddings?

Sehun: of course

Sehun: don't you want to?

Chanyeol: depends on how much you expect me to put in that envelope

Sehun: put in as much as you love me

Chanyeol: that would exceed any bank account limit

Sehun: so cheesy

Chanyeol: seriously though

Baekhyun: why worry about stuff like that? you will get all the money back when you get married

Kai: then we can just not give money at all

Kai: giving out 11 envelops and then receiving them back, such a waste of time and energy

Baekhyun: but we are suppose to want to do that kind of stuff for each other

Suho: I feel like you guys will scam me

D.O: they will, trust me

Suho: I do, really

Suho: Sehun did stuff that chilli pepper into my nose

Sehun: I thought u were Tao, I swear

Suho: so you keep saying

Sehun: you know how I can't see anything in the dark

Chanyeol: hyung, how much will you give us?

Suho: the usual amount

Chanyeol: how much is usual amount?

Suho: look, we will not get marry for like another 10 years, why worried about this out of all things?

Chanyeol: because I calculated, and I could practically buy an apartment with all the money I will give out to you guys?

D.O: just how much are you planning to give us?

Kai: Kyungsoo, let's get married

Kai: Chanyeol hyung is gonna buy us the place to live in

Sehun: marrying, eh?

Sehun: damn, you guys are fast

D.O: we are

D.O: unlike you and Tao, we stopped denying our feelings

Suho: you guys should really stop reading those fan fictions

D.O: some of them are good; some of them actually have me as a straight man

Chanyeol: what if one of those drama things happen to me?

Chanyeol: and I end up falling for my long lost little sister or something? or half sister? or cousin?

Sehun: that is why you need to do a family research when you meet a girl

Kai: I feel like it can happen to Baekhyun hyung

Kai: he has just the right face

Sehun: or Junmyeon hyung, he is already rich and young

Sehun: drama leads are like all rich and young

Sehun: and handsome, and too good to be true

Sehun: and they just can't be happy, something has to happen

Sehun: when Junmyeon hyung finds the love of his life, it will all be shattered when she turns out to be the daughter of his mother whom he has never seen

Suho: stop it

Suho: I feel like you are putting a curse on me

Suho: so stop saying things like this

Baekhyun: It won't happen, we are real people

Baekhyun: ugly face and awful hair in the morning, awkward boners and dirty thoughts all the time

Baekhyun: besides, we are all brothers and sisters if we go waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back

D.O: what are you babbling now?

Baekhyun: shut up and listen

Baekhyun: read, I mean read

Baekhyun: for example 

Baekhyun: Jongin and Kyungsoo can't marry

Baekhyun: why?

Baekhyun: because

Baekhyun: Jongin can be the son of the sister of the brother of the cousin of the nephew of the long lost 7th cousin of the father of the sister of the grandfather of the brother of the daughter of the neighbour's dog of the one of the 13 daughters of the famous grandmother of the mysterious monk of the land of the lord of waters, who ruled the small lands in the far away country which was famous for the beautiful young lady who later on gave birth to triplets who all married twice and had 15 kids and 41 grandchildren.

Sehun: what the hell, hyung

Sehun: how do u even come up with this stuff?

Kai: Kyungsoo is what of who of my who now? ^^

Suho: I'm sending this to the guys, they deserve to know just whom they are working and living with

Chanyeol: yeah

Chanyeol: I'm not gonna get married

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