Where it All Started
EXO-K Text Messages
Happy New Year ^^/
Enjoy~
Suho: Sehun
Suho: no
Suho: stop calling
Suho: I need to quietly wait
Suho: quietly
Suho: I cannot talk to you and maybe use profanity to shut you up
Chanyeol: what did Sehun do this time?
Suho: he wants us to have a Yaja Time
D.O: that is actually a good idea
Baekhyun: itching to talk informally to me?
D.O: not really. I don't really think about those who are unimportant to me
Sehun: I wore everything they shoved to my face
Sehun: I smiled when they told me to
Sehun: and I didn't even say a thing when Baekhyun hyung harassed my
Baekhyun: would u believe me if I say I didn't realize it was your ?
Sehun: that makes it even worse!
Suho: if u want to talk to us informally so much
Suho: wait until the others come back
Sehun: don't wanna
Sehun: I wanna do it alone
Sehun: now
Kai: then just do it now
Kai: u can't see their faces
Kai: would be easy enough
Sehun: can I curse?
Suho: no
Chanyeol: what did we ever do to you to make u want to cuss at us?
Suho: fine
Suho: do it now or never
Sehun: tsk
Sehun: I wanted to see ur faces
Sehun: but,okay
Sehun: here I go
Sehun: talk informally to all of u
Sehun: now
Kai: dude, hurry up
Sehun: u do understand that u get to have fun too, right?
Kai: right
Kai: Junmyeon-ah
Kai: what r u doing?
Suho: do I have to answer?
Kai: hyung is asking u a question! of course u have to answer
Kai: don't u know manners?
Chanyeol: this is actually fun
Baekhyun: why is Kyungsoo so silent?
Sehun: Ya, Baekhyun
Sehun: u r actually obsessed with Kyungsoo, aren't u?
Sehun: do u enjoy it when he hits u?
Chanyeol: this kid is good
D.O: Chanyeol
D.O: thought u took the trash down with u this morning?
Chanyeol: I did
D.O: then why is Baekhyun still here?
Baekhyun: I didn't even hear him come in
Baekhyun: what the hell is he even ...
Sehun: Trash, don't talk
Baekhyun: Ya!
Chanyeol: Now now, that is not how u talk to Sehun hyung
Sehun: smart kid
D.O: Sehun, this is not how u do Yaja Time
D.O: swiftly and refreshingly
D.O: say everything u wanted and then just end it
Kai: Baekhyun, stop touching my
Baekhyun: for some reason, I feel like I'm gonna get sued in the near future
Baekhyun: I just debuted; I have no money,I swear. All I have is debt
Chanyeol: I love you anyway ^^
Sehun: I'll let u guys off if u compliment me and Jongin well enough
Sehun: one who doesn't do a good job will be eaten alive
Suho: I don't have time for this
Kai: a volunteer?
Suho: If u want me to become one, I will, hyung
Kai: ^^
Suho: can I be excused now? Sehun hyung, I'm kind of busy right now
Suho: our handsome and kind hyung will understand, right?
Sehun: Go
Sehun: it is so awkward when it comes to Junmyeon hyung
Baekhyun: not only you two have handsome faces
Baekhyun: u both have amazing butts
Kai: he said to compliment us, not harass us for your own pleasure, brat
Chanyeol: I'm not gonna do this
Chanyeol: I have my pride
Kai: last week
Kai: on Thursday, before he left, Yifan hyung couldn't find his phone case
Kai: he had to put on a new one ...
Chanyeol: mighty dance-king hyungnim, what can I do for you today?
Sehun: what did u do to his phone case?
D.O: finish this quickly
Kai: why?
D.O because Baekhyun won't take his shower in case he misses a diss sent to him
D.O: and he stinks
Chanyeol: he stinks because he worked hard
D.O: r u talking back to me?
Chanyeol: no, hyung
Sehun: I'll end this quick then
Sehun: Baekhyun, you are really cute but you are just as annoying
Kai: u use up too much space on the couch too
Kai: do u really have to lie down like that?
Baekhyun: it is my comfortable position
Sehun: Kyungsoo, u favor Jongin too much
Sehun: love me too
Kai: I have no complaint though
Sehun: also, stop walking around half all the time
Sehun: don't u have a common sense?
Sehun: Chanyeol
Sehun: stop smiling even in your sleep
Sehun: scared me half to death the other night
D.O: such a shame that it was only half to death
Suho: okay. I'm free now
Suho: ...
Suho: and of course Kyungsoo is saying stuff like that
It is a new year
First page of a new book
...
Should be fun
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