The Clock
Kakaotalk and Jung Daehyun|
Dae: hey
Dae: hey jae Jae: What is it. Dae: what time is it?? Jae: Are you dumb. Dae: what did i Dae: ever do to u?? Jae: You asked me a dumb question. Dae: u also asked me a dumb Dae: question Jae: Oh, did I? Dae: yes idiot Jae: What dumb question could I possibly have asked you? Dae: u asked me if Dae: i was dumb Dae: thats a dumb thing to Dae: ask Jae: Of course it’d be extremely dumb if I was asking myself in a chatroom with only you as an audience. Jae: It was clearly rhetorical, Daehyun. Dae: exactly1 Jae: … Dae: btw whats a rhetorical [Jae (Yoo Youngjae) has left the conversation.]Zelo: dae hyung Zelo: i learned that word just yesterday so if you wanna know… Zelo: it means a question that doesn’t need an answer Dae: rly?? Dae: well thats just stupid Dae: why wud u ask a question if u don’t need an answer?? [Chan (Kim Himchan) has left the conversation.]Dae: wait Dae: this is a group convo?? Zelo: i’m here so… i guess so, hyung Upp: hi hyung Upp: if you look at the top of the screen, you’ll see the name of the person you’re talking to Dae: who the hell is rice?? Zelo: … Upp: and next to it is the counter telling you how many ppl are in the chat if its a group convo Upp: hyung, that’s the topic Dae: oh Dae: ok Upp: okay [Kang (Manager Kang) has left the conversation.]Dae: hi
Dae: can u come to my room Dae: i dont think Dae: my clock is Dae: is working Dae: hyung Dae: hello?? Dae: hyung dont be Dae: such a jae Dae: can u come fix my Dae: clock Jae: Excuse me? Jae: Take your portable telephone machine somewhere else, seriously. Jae: Your smartphone is clearly smarter than you. Dae: oh its u Dae: hi u Dae: hi again its been 30 Dae: secs Dae: im guessing this must be Dae: a 1:1 convo cus Dae: u havent left Dae: can u tell manager hyung to Dae: come fix my clock Dae: i cant find him in the chat list Dae: i thot this was him but Dae: jae Dae: jae?? Jae: Sorry, manager hyung is busy right now. Jae: Do you want me to go fix it for you? Dae: rly?? wud u Jae: Of course. I’ll even go fix more than your clock. Jae: Clearly, your face and your brain also need rewiring. Zelo: himchan hyung Zelo: do you hear that Chan: yeah Zelo: do you think youngjae hyung is fixing the clock or dae hyung’s face? Upp: it could be the brain… Chan: don’t say that Upp: sorry Upp: I still think his clock just ran out of battery, hyung Upp: don’t see why jae hyung needs to rewire anything Chan: sounds about right Chan: he just needs to replace the old with the new Zelo: i’ll go ask manager for new batteries then Chan: i’m not talking about the clock kid Bang: Haha Bang: Sorry |
A/N: I suddenly wanted to do another one. After reading a few depressing BAP stories, I needed to get my mind into a normal state before going back to sleep. Haha, but I've never really been normal in the head so I don't know what I was expecting. I hope you liked it though! Epecially the ones who had been hoping I would do another one :D This is for you!
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