Chan: hey 
Chan: hey 
Chan: i said hey 
Chan: HEY 

Bang: I’m right next to you 
Bang: What is it. 

Chan: dont you notice something weird?

Bang: Like what

Chan: well
Chan: NOBODY is home

Bang: Oh.

Bang: Hey kid

Upp: hi hyung!
Upp: how’s it going?

Bang: Well, Himchan finally noticed

Upp: oh no
Upp: we should head back soon

Bang: Yes, you should

Upp: thank you hyung

Bang: Anyways
Bang: How is your project going?

Upp: oh it’s good i think?
Upp: junhong is giving me great ideas
Upp: i think it will work well hyung

Bang: And that noona?

Upp: oh she’s great too
Upp: really great

Bang: I see

Upp: yeah
Upp: hey hyung

Bang: Yeah

Upp: do you wanna come pick us up?
Upp: so you can finally greet her properly?

Bang: Properly?
Bang: Have I met her before?

Upp: of course you did
Upp: you don’t remember?

Bang: Kid
Bang: I don’t even know her name

Upp: oh

Zelo: HYUNG
Zelo: YOU DON’T REMEMBER JUNHEE NOONA?

Bang: Who?
Bang: And why are you yelling?

Zelo: OH SORRY
Zelo: I MEAN OH SORRY
Zelo: DAMN IT

Upp: …um

Zelo: i mean sorry
Zelo: it was on capslock 

Bang: I see

Zelo: sorry hyung

Bang: Yeah
Bang: So, who is this Junhee noona?

Zelo: choi junhee noona

Bang: Doesn’t ring any bell

Zelo: BUT
Zelo: but you met her like last last week
Zelo: and you even greeted her by name

Bang: We had promotions the whole of last last week
Bang: We didn’t get to meet anyone

Zelo: yeah we did

Upp: gukie hyung
Upp: noona also had promotions last last week
Upp: hers ended just this week
Upp: that’s why she’s free today

Bang: Oh, she’s a singer too
Bang: But I don’t know any Choi Junhee.
Bang: Is she in a new girl group?

Upp: she debuted before us
Upp: and she’s not in a girl group

Zelo: yeah hyung how come u dunno?
Zelo: she debuted in japan first
Zelo: she writes all her own songs

Bang: Okay, hang on
Bang: Let me ask Himchan
Bang: Are you talking about FNC Juniel

Zelo: YES

Upp: yes

Bang: Well, why didn’t you say so.

Upp: right sorry

Zelo: SORRY HYUNG
Zelo: OH DAMN IT

Zelo: youngjae hyung

Jae: Yeah?

Zelo: how d’u spell konkoeodeu……??

Jae: You mean ‘concord’?

Zelo: yeah!
Zelo: thank u hyungie

Jae: No problem
Jae: What are you doing, though?

Zelo: we r writing
Zelo: uppie hyung project

Jae: I see
Jae: Well, have fun

Zelo: we will
Zelo: thanks hyung!

Upp: hyung
Upp: do u like anyone

Dae: me

Upp: yeah
Upp: so do u like anyone

Dae: yeah 
Dae: me

Upp: oh

> [Jae (Yoo Youngjae) has left the conversation]

Upp: anyone else?

Dae: yeah

Upp: …

Dae: what

Upp: nvm
Upp: thanks hyung

Dae: np

Upp: channie hyung
Upp: hyung?

Chan: waddsup

Upp: i’m turning nineteen right
Upp: so that means i’m already legal?

Chan: no youre not!

Upp: yeah i am

Chan: no

Upp: …aren’t i?

Chan: you are only legal when i say so

Upp: but hyung

Chan: no buts!!

Upp: hyung

Chan: no moon jongup

Upp: okay 
Upp: i’ll only buy them for gukie hyung then

Chan: buy what?
Chan: buy what???
Chan: BUY WHAT?!??

Zelo: hyung will u open the door
Zelo: we are about to get out of the cab
Zelo: and we won’t have hands to even press the elevator button

Bang: Why?
Bang: What are you carrying?

Zelo: bubble tea!

Upp: junhee noona paid for all of us
Upp: she said to bring some back for you too
Upp: but i guess you’ll have drink two
Upp: himchan hyung doesn’t want any

Zelo: hey hyung
Zelo: i think i just saw youngjae hyung
Zelo: in a cab with a girl
Zelo: he just drove by us

Bang: What?

Dae: What??