Dae: hey you ~ you
Dae: you ~ you ~~~

Jae: It's Youngjae to you

Dae: yeah but…
Dae: i am
Dae: starting
Dae: to think

Jae: Well done
Jae: Your brain finally works
Jae: Although 20 years late

Dae: omg shut up you

Jae: Youngjae
Jae: It's Youngjae

Dae: omg i know shut up
Dae: i just had a feeling that
Dae: you're annoyed with
Dae: me calling your name
Dae: all the damn time
Dae: so

Jae: … Sorry but
Jae: Since when do you start to care?

Dae: jae i'm trying to be considerate here

Jae: And the fact that you need to even TRY to be considerate for other beings on this planet speaks so much for itself.

Dae: i know right
Dae: wait
Dae: was that an insult?

> [Jae (Yoo Youngjae) has left the conversation]

Dae: you can't just leave like that

Jae: I can when it's a group conversation

Dae: oh
Dae: was that a group convo??

> [Jae (Yoo Youngjae) has left the conversation]

Dae: wth…
Dae: is this a group convo?

Upp: hyung
Upp: you made youngjae hyung leave two of our convos

Dae: how is this my fault??

> [Chan (Kim Himchan) has left the conversation]

Dae: what is this convo?

Bang: Rice

Dae: so manager hyung is in here?

> [Kang (Manager Kang) has left the conversation]

Dae: yoo youngjae ~

Jae: Jung Daehyun

Dae: hi

Jae: You're sitting beside me. Say it to my face.

Dae: but i thought
Dae: you were annoyed
Dae: of my voice

Jae: I never said that

Dae: you never said you weren't either

Jae: Exactly

Dae: …
Dae: what does that mean?

Jae: My fingers are getting cramps
Jae: Please stop messaging me

Dae: that's because you need more exercise
Dae: hey check your phone
Dae: jae stop reading
Dae: check your phone or i'll sit on you
Dae: okay you're seriously asking for it

Dae: so i have this thing
Dae: on my right hipbone
Dae: like
Dae: close to it
Dae: i don't know
Dae: it's more like on the front
Dae: of my hips

Jae: That's your pelvis, Dae.
Jae: But why are you telling me this?
Jae: So random.

Dae: it's not random!
Dae: just the other day
Dae: like remember when i sat on you
Dae: and you threw me off the couch
Dae: by the way that hurt

Jae: I doubt it

Dae: okay fine
Dae: so it hurt my feelings

Jae: What do you even know about feelings?
Jae: Why don't just continue talking about your body parts

Dae: it did
Dae: but anyways
Dae: don't leave the convo
Dae: this is important

Jae: I can't leave. This is 1:1 conversation.

Dae: oh
Dae: okay good
Dae: it's a bit personal

Jae: Hang on!
Jae: Is this still about your pelvis?
Jae: Oh gods, can I not know?

Dae: k wait
Dae: i'm coming to your room

Jae: NO DON'T

Jae: Idiot

Dae: Oh yay zzzzzzzz i'm such an idiot i left my phone at the dorm because i'm too much of a pig and dashed out when manager kang mentioned mini-mart ice cream jajjangmyun and milk
Dae: i also sleep like a pig and i snore so loud that my best friend youngjae has become sleep deprived zzzzzzz
Dae: i also like to message him weird things like how i recently discover my sweet spot on my pelvis after my best friend threw
Dae: me off the couch and threw a book in my pimply face because i think it's fun to sit on him and try to break his arms!!!! zzzzz
Dae: btw i think i might be in love with him because no matter how much he insults me i can never zzz detach my annoying self from him
Dae: i also will never understand how youngjae needs his space and peace and i will always annoy the life out of him because i'm an attention deprived overgrown kid zzz
Dae: oh zzzzz i can hear the door!! it means i am back from the mini-mart!! yayyy now it's time to pig on trashy food like a

> [Dae (Jung Daehyun) has left the conversation]

Chan: …
Chan: I can hear youngjae calling dae right now

Upp: hyung i'm in the kitchen with them
Upp: youngjae hyung just gave the phone back to dae hyung

Chan: …

Zelo: dae hyung is checking his phone
Zelo: but he still doesn't see anything wrong with it…

Upp: youngjae hyung probably deleted the chat

> [Dae (Jung Daehyun) has joined the conversation]

Upp: and the history

Dae: HELLO GUYS ~

Upp: hi

Dae: what history?

Chan: hi

Zelo: hi

Bang: Hi

Jae: Hi