“Goddammit, Yongguk! I said to take a right!”

“You ing told me that two seconds ago! You can't expect me to crash several cars just so I can take that exit!” Yongguk argued back, glaring at Himchan because they were on the left most lane, and the idiot told him a second too late to take a right on an expressway filled with cars running at 90 miles per hour. 90 miles, mind you.

“Whatever, whatever!” Himchan waved his hand dismissively, going back to reading the map. His feet were propped up in the air and he had his sombrero placed on his head because it shielded his eyes from the sun. He studied all the squiggly lines and intersections, looking up to see if the street names matched the one on the map. Oddly enough, they didn’t. Shrugging his shoulders, the black-haired male looked out the window every now and then, watching some of the cars drive by. “Oh, he’s a cutie.”

“Are you really going to do this when I’m here.”

“Well, duh. The next exit isn’t until-Take a left here!”

“What?!”

“Take a ing left!”

Yongguk groaned in disapproval, striking the steering wheel with his palm when they finally came to a construction site and had to slow down . “If it wasn’t your grandma we were visiting right now, I would have left you at that last intersection.”

“The last intersection was ten miles ago.”

“Exactly.”

“Hmph,” Himchan turned away, nose in the air as he sent Yongguk the bird. “Not my damn fault that my grandma likes a bastard like you.”

“Well, you’re dating me, aren’t you?”

“Yeah. And I don’t know why the hell-Green light.”

The elder stepped on the gas, driving smoothly for a while, waiting for the time Himchan screamed out ‘take a ing left!’ again for, probably, the millionth time that day.

“Why does your grandma live so far away, anyway? I mean, Toronto? Really? Did it really have to be Canada? Why couldn’t it be China or Japan or even the Philip-”

“You’re going to make a right soon so stay in the outermost lane. And, I don’t know, okay? She just left one day and called us the next saying that she was in Toronto. Not my fault my grandma’s got a few loose screws. She’s still nice, though.”

They stayed silent for a bit, just watching the seemingly never-ending road ahead of them. The sun shone on their faces, well on Yongguk’s face since Himchan had his super special and awesome handmade sombrero, and the birds chirped in the air as the couple cruised through the area. The trees blocked the sunshine every now and then, but all in all, today was a pretty nice day. The breeze was just perfect, not too hot and not too cold, and the clouds made great coverage when it grew too hot. Yongguk smiled, clearly enjoying the silence when-

“Yongguk?”

“Mhm?”

“I think you’re going to have to make a U-Turn.”

“And why the hell will I want to do that?”

“Because I’ve been holding the map upside down.”

Hello there~ Here's a quick BangHim one for you all! This was based on my mom's and aunt's trip to Florida. They weren't swearing at each other (I think), but my aunt did have a huge sombrero on so....Yeah. xD

Word Vomit Count: 524
Genre: Fail humor
Pairing: BangHim