Effects of Living with Morons.

Description


In which Luhan cross-dresses for fun, Sehun is enjoying it a bit too much, Yixing is forgetful as always, Suho seems the only sane one (kind of) and Kyungsoo tries to seduce a fool in the name of Jongin.

With the added idiots, the crack couple as well as fanfic maniac Chen with his unwilling lover Xiumin; Kris with his tumblr obsession and Tao’s Gucci paradise,

Hell is bound to break loose.

Foreword


Characters }}

Kyungsoo (16) –

A teenager with ual preference on rather than s. Found out he was rather attracted to the tanned boy named Jongin and that’s when he decided, he will win Jongin’s heart.

Jongin(16) – 

Dim-witted fool that doesn’t the know the damn difference between muffin and cupcake. His best friend Sehun thinks Jongin should be locked up. In an aslyum. In another country. In another continent. Probably in Antarctic.

Suho (18) – 

Compared to the others, he is quite normal… most of the times. Looking after ten kids plus one newcomer doesn’t really make anyone normal.

Lay (17) – 

A forgetful fool with a hatred for unicorns. Unfortunately, it’s a perfect way for Luhan to about. He has about ten stuffed unicorns because of a certain someone who is a Satan in disguise. Sometimes so forgetful, you'd think he woke up from 1950 and never been into the 21st century.

Luhan(19) – 

Sometimes called Lulu by those that sees him as a female because of his undying passion for cross-dressing. Oh and dancing to girl group dances.

Sehun (16) – 

Emotionless unless its Luhan, this kid might not show feelings but the things that goes on his head would probably make the m-rated writers feel innocent.

Chen (17) – 

A vivid fanfic writer and reader with an interest to actually test the things that are written. And what better way than to do it to your lover.

Xiumin (19) – 

This boy doesn’t really know why he’s stuck with Chen and his crazy obsession. But all Xiumin thinks about is getting rid of his baozi nickname that Luhan made up in high school that haunts him till now. Even if he does look like a baozi

Tao (16) – 

A y diva with an attitude no one wants to mess with since they will probably be beaten to death by his wushu. Unless they have Gucci.

Kris (19) – 

You think he is a big bad gangster filled with guns and ruthless tactics. But in fact, he likes pink, stuffed toys (even attempting to steal Yixing’s) and probably the biggest softie ever.

Chanyeol (18) – 

Crack, what better way to describe him, he’s basically on crack.

Baekhyun (18) – 

Less insane than Chanyeol his lover but dude’s crazier when he spots the next edition of American’s next top model and their cosmetics.

 


 

--FortuneCookie's Note}}

Here's is another one of my fanfic idea which I hope you enjoy reading! Written in Suho perspective.

Other Stories: Straight as Cooked Spaghetti | Effects of Living with Morons | Crimson | No Need for Introduction

 Story Info}}

Title: Effects of Living with Morons.

Author: --FortuneCookie

Genre: Comedy/Crack/Hint of Romance

Main Pairing/Side Pairing: Kaisoo/Hunhan/Sulay/Taoris/Chenmin/Baekyeol

Date started: 16/12/2012

Date finished: N/A

Credits:  For the most fantastic Poster @ Baboracoon Graphic Shop

Disclaimer and Warnings: I do not own any EXO characters but I do own the plot so no plagiarizing.

Warning for swear words and ual jokes.

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Demitria_Teague #1
Chapter 4: I laughed hard so many times. Like laugh until you can't read anymore hard. I loved every chapter. :)
Ichihanabi
#2
Chapter 4: Bhuahahahahahahaha...... congratulations coz its so hilarious:))
JNekoCY
#3
I know its late but i just had to comment XD.Every little things on here is funny as hell and i almost choked from laughing.Still curious as to when and how kaisoo happened lol
pystacyo
#4
Chapter 4: This is so funny! I hope this last longer but yeah... Hahaha it's okay tho, but I'm curious how about sulay romance lol okay it's okayy :(((
exos_got7
#5
Chapter 4: This hasn't been updated in ages o: im really in love with this fic too ;-;
awkward366 #6
Chapter 4: i love it <3 hahaha
thethumpthump
#7
Chapter 4: this. is. AMAZINGGGGGGGG~~~~~
youngforever #8
Chapter 4: I can't get to your other fanfic link you give there >.<