Chapter 90

The Dorky Us
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CH90: Much Love, Yul!

A/N: We’ve reached 90th Chapter fasdshasjk and it’s for Yuri’s birthday, Yay! When was the last time we have an actual chapter for TDU? I’m sorry for getting carried away with the chatroom thing otl. There will be none until ch98 because I wanna write paragraph chapters for everyone/myself. Enjoy and thanks for still sticking around silently. It’s almost over, don’t worry. ^^b

 

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“Unnie, unnie! I want that one!”

 

Yoona pointed at a meat that was on the grill using her chopsticks. As expected from a shikshin aside Sooyoung, Yoona would picked the biggest piece of meat on the grill. Hyoyeon beamed a smile to the younger one when Yoona looked at her with an innocent smile. But soon that smile faded when Yoona attempted to do that irritating aegyo again after she gave the meat to them.

 

“Mmm~ Gomawoyo unniechuu~”

 

A squealing sound was heard from behind them. It was none other than Tiffany who hated to listen to that freaking aegyo of Yoona’s. Even if her dongsaeng was cute, she couldn’t help but to not throwing tantrums whenever Yoona does an aegyo. She came running towards the two and back-hugged Hyoyeon who was equally frustrated as hers.

 

“Are you trying to kill your Hyo unnie?!” Tiffany groaned as she poked the shikshin’s forehead repeatedly until her finger was slapped away. “Go and eat your meat before I eat it!”

 

“Hey! That’s usually my line and Youngie’s line!” Yoona said with a grumpy face. “Pig unnie!” She said and went to one of the two picnic table to eat her meat.

 

Tiffany wanted to go and strangle her dongsaeng for calling her that nickname but Hyoyeon grasped her hugging arms. “Hyohyo, Yoong is very mean to me.” Hyoyeon only nodded understandingly and offered a meat to her friend. Tiffany happily ate it and even gave a kiss on the cheek to the latter in which she was being yelled at instantly.

 

“MIYOUNG AH!” Taeyeon came running to the backyard while pointing at the two cuddling friends. “I SAW THAT! HOW DARE YOU!” She stomped her feet whiningly while continuing to point at the mischievous Tiffany who only stuck out her tongue in return.

 

Hyoyeon chuckled lightly and served the grilled meats to Tiffany afterwards. “Go and eat with Yoona.” She said after planting a kiss for her friend. Taeyeon only huffed at that scene and waited until Tiffany let go of her girlfriend. Once Tiffany did parted herself from Hyoyeon after giving another kiss on the cheek, Taeyeon quickly went to replace Tiffany and buried her face on Hyoyeon’s neck.

 

“My love.”

 

“Yes, I’m your love.” Hyoyeon used her free hand to pat the dork’s bottom and continued to grill the meat. “Would you like a piece?”

 

“Mouth to mouth offer, please?”

 

“Taetae!”

 

Tiffany who was still near to them couldn’t help but to shake her head at her friend’s behaviour. She went to sit next to Yoona afterwards and ate her food with the shikshin who was no longer getting all sulky with her. “Yoong, have you figured out what you should give to your Yul unnie for her birthday?”

 

“Mmm? Give her what, unnie?” Yoona blinked innocently as she was chewing on her food. She then suspiciously eyed at her unnie. “And why is unnie asking? Did Yul send unnie to me?”

 

“Yah, I’m just asking!” Tiffany said as she took a bite on her food. “Don’t tell me that you don’t have anything to give to your Yul unnie.”

 

Yoona attempted to do her unnie’s eye-smile. “Don’t be silly, unnie! I have it all planned for tonight. It contains handcuffs and blindfolds too!”

 

Tiffany swore she almost choked on her meat. “W–What?!” Her face was getting red as what Yoona observed but a grin appeared almost immediately afterwards. “Wow, you naughty shikshin. You wanted to give your Yul unnie the time of her life?”

 

“Yeshu!” Yoona nodded in excitement. “Right now, I’m energizing myself! Wooo!” She cheered happily and started to eat her food again. But then, something inside her mind made her to feel uneasy and Tiffany instantly noticed of this. “But…”

 

“Hmm? What is it, Yoong?”

 

Yoona was rubbing her chin while chewing on her food when Tiffany asked her. She was taking time to reply that Jessica and Seohyun managed to join them at the table before she answered Tiffany’s curiosity. “Aha!” She made both Jessica and Seohyun to startle at her sudden outburst.

 

“What the? Are you okay, Yoong?” Jessica asked as she let out a yawn.

 

Tiffany only smiled at it. “Already figured it out?” She asked.

 

“Yes!” Yoona smiled. “I was planning to give Yul unnie a little prank before giving her the time of her life. But I can’t do pranks perfectly without her as I don’t usually do it alone.” She huffed a pout and continued before the girls could speak. “But I really want to do this little prank I had in mind. Ah! But it will never be as good as all the pranks we have done combined!”

 

Seohyun hummed as she was thinking something for a short while. “How about we help you, unnie?” The three girls looked at her in surprise. “What?”

 

“You’re volunteering to do a prank.” Jessica stated. “This is super new.”

 

“But maknae’s right.” Tiffany said as she turned away from looking at the pouty maknae. “We can help you, Yoong.” She beamed an eye-smile to Yoona.

 

Yoona’s expression brightened. “Really, guys? Yay! I’ll share you the plan and you will do it, okay?”

 

“Hmm? You don’t want to do it?” Tiffany was puzzled.

 

“I want to but I’m really hungry right now and Yul unnie is coming back in a few minutes from now!” Yoona said as she ate a piece. “Do you want to hear it or not?”

 

“Woohoo! My love can grill delicious meat, right?!” Taeyeon joined in the group of girls at the table and took a seat next to Yoona. “What are you girls talking about? Is it about how cute I am?”

 

Yoona lightly knocked her head against Taeyeon’s own and groaned with the older one. “Ow! Unnie! Your head is like a rock!”

 

“Why did you even do that?!” Taeyeon whined as she rubbed her head.

 

“Because unnie thinks unnie’s that cute which is not true! I’m cuter!” Yoona fought back and turned serious when she faced back the confused three sitting across her. “Okay, the four of you will help me with this.”

 

Taeyeon leaned closer to join the sudden whispering conversation. “What’s this

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lightfuryeji
#1
Chapter 100: I was confused reading the chatroom. I thought my username is mentioned. Hahaha
stoodoverdaline #2
Chapter 70: I'M FINALLY BACK ASASAJDSGSFHAGCSDGMDHSKFH

I'm loving every cheesiness pouring over their private chats ;v; what a great chapter to comeback to OHMYGAH they're all so cute and not solo and cute and not solo and cute and--ok pardon me I'm just bitter about loneliness suddenly

yonghwa, man that's what you get for dating the maknae of eight gangsta unnies :') kinda felt sorry for you but on second thought nahhh you're lucky to have seobb I WILL HUNT YOU IF YOU HURT HER SO MAKE THAT NINE GANGSTA UNNIES

*clears throat*

my fingers were curling the most during soosica's part, I just--I can't--every time they exchanged a 'chu' my cheese ratio jumped nine hundred scales. most fluff goals is awarded to sunbun and ppany because =u= ahahahahaha I don't even know I just really can see myself doing this kind of fluff. most relatable fluff is none because me ish a lone potato.

*hugs my physics book* I still have ya.

......did that sound too desperate?

*wipes sweat* alright. I'm back now sooo! I'll try to comment a chapter each day :) see you in the next comment!
stoodoverdaline #3
Chapter 69: LMAOOOOOOOOOO TAENG YOU'RE SOOOOO LUCKY IT'S SICA AND NOT JOOHYUN. I don't even want to imagine what would happen if it was joohyun, she'd ban you from entering the dorm for at least a month and you'll have to sneak in ninja-style just to meet hyohyo. cue Titanic OST to emphasize how tragic your love story would be for that whole month.

(you seem elated imagining my sufferings...)

who me? what are you saying of course I'm not elated c:

(...riiiiiiiiight.)

anyways, my midterm exams started yesterday and will be going on 'till the next two weeks so if I temporarily disappeared from this comment section you'll know why ^^ I'll come back though! I've already written 'continue to comment TDU' in my to-do list with bolded, highlighted, underlined caps letters.
so see you later~ :D
stoodoverdaline #4
Chapter 67: poor joohyun, she has to endure this kind of happenings everyday. may God graces you with patience and sense of humor matching that of your unnies, so at least you can enjoy things they found hilarious--

(are you saying that I don't have a good sense of humor?)

--now now, I know a dangerous question when I see one so I'll just refuse to dignify that with a response other than this one to confirm my action.

so at the end of the day, the successful smooth talkers are yul and youngie, huh? :)))))

(I don't know, youngie just has to slip once and pick up line sica as a cucumber--)

(YUL YOU TOTALLY DON'T SUGGEST THAT)

(WHAT IF I DO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

*blinks*

sooo... while we wait for those two to finish wrestling... did miyoung really give tae five cans of redbull?

(*nods*)

to reiterate sica: good gracious, miyoung.

anyways, I want to say that I actually had commented on chapter 68 a whiiiiiiile back, so next comment would be for chapter 69! :D
see you in the next comment, author~~~
stoodoverdaline #5
Chapter 66: LMAO IS THIS TAE'S BIRTHDAY OR IS THIS 'LET'S BULLY TAE BY SAYING I LOVE YOU TO HYO'-DAY???? these mischievous bunch :)))))))

though they're right taeyeon really does look like she's aging backwards how is it even possible... does she find the fountain of youth? me is envious beyond words, hmphhh =n=

although today isn't really taeyeon's birthday, still~ wish you much, much happiness, you dork <3 sometimes when I feel down or questioning life and my purpose to keep going towards tomorrow, I listen to 'I' and gain strength :) thank you for singing, thank you for being in my life!

(*hyo glowers slowly*)

what? teh paragraph up there is written in a purely platonic adoration, hyo.

(oh phew. a'right. carry on.)

*carries a bunch of tasks*

well would you see that, real life responsibilites! HAH. bye for now, everyone :3 *waves waves*
stoodoverdaline #6
Chapter 65: is Kissing Day really exist???

(what is it to you.)

well, I need the confirmation so I could sleep the day away, since--

(since you're a solo. *nods* I see.)

joohyun, could you not confirm my single life with such unsymphatetic expression?

(*is looking at you with obvious pity*)

I... okay I'm... I don't know whether to feel better or...

*blocks joohyun from my view*

SO.

the sarang nom nom is making a comeback! so cute. them all so cute. CRIES. why do you guys have to be so cute. EVEN YOU, JOOHYUN. you and your misfortunes to witness your unnies' gayness. NO WAIT THAT'S A FORTUNE. AND NO, JOOHYUN, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BEG TO DIFFER--

*is blocked by joohyun for strangling her freedom of expression*

thank you for writing this chapte! :D
stoodoverdaline #7
Chapter 64: ............

*is suddenly conscious of mah own * D:

no but have you ever wondered once in your life if SNSD is the pioneer of members'--loving girl group? I mean, they even passed the torch to Joohyun (not Joohyun YOU, Joohyun, but the other Joohyun, the Bae one--THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT A BAE YOURSELF, just that--ARGH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT).

*scrolls back up a bit*

oh, Joohyun blocked most of them. serve you right y unnies!

*is then blocked by the five*

............

(I'm sorry. Unnies' egos are fragile things.)

I could see that, yeah.

But well,

you do have a nice --

*is blocked by Joohyun*

--wow, great weather outside, what a nice world we live in. look, that clouds resemble a fish eye, don't you th--

*is blocked by xolovestephi*

--holy Hell damn.

I better shut up now before youngie and hyo block me too. *swallows* alright, see you in the next comment ^^;

*is blocked by forever_young24 and watashiwahyo*

WHUT

WHAT DID I DO WRONG

UNFAIR

*sulks off to real life D:*
stoodoverdaline #8
Chapter 63: first of all, /poop emoji/.

second of all, /poop emoji/.

(IT WAS REALLY BAD OKAY)

oh, I didn't say anything about it being bad or not :>

(I HATE YOU.)

love you too, hyo. /poop emoji/ HA. on the other hand, I quite understand when your bowel's activity is causing your life to be thrown off balance, for I have experienced it several times before. though, I'm not on the dramatic side, and so never caused a national-scale of panic to spread around my friends when my stomach is acting up--

(it WAS NOT a national scale panic--)

--taetae's reaction said otherwise, hyo. you can't fight me on this. look at tae's face and tell me she's not about to call the President and urge for a national troops to be sent for a searching.

(...I hate you.)

love you too. /poop emoji/. :>

(no pork bellies for you.)

I'm quite alright with that, for I myself don't consume anything containing pork, so--

(NO LOVE FOR YOU.)

--hyo, is that really necessary?

(unnie, the commenter is right, that was totally unnecessary. apologize.)

I'm... I'm okay, Joohyun... I'm just... reminded of my loneliness, I guess... and...

(SORRY. I don't know you're that depressing! D:)

it's /poop emoji/ okay /poop emoji/ hyo /poop emoji/. :'>

(...............)

(NO UNNIE DONT DO IT AGAIN)

alright, before you curse me with anything worse than love, I'll excuse myself for I have assignments to do.
laters, everyone!
/poop emoji/ :D
stoodoverdaline #9
Chapter 62: I'm very, very, thoroughly surprised that the cake in YoonYul's room wasn't befallen by some sort of... erm... 'accident'. Like, being eaten by Yoong, for example.

Actually no, I'm more surprised by the fact that you guys didn't try hard enough to hide the cake in a place completely unknown to Youngie--

(YAH. Don't you know that Youngie knows every corner of our dorm???)

Well, there's always the neighbor's house--

(AND HOW DO WE MAKE SURE THAT NO 'ACCIDENTS' WILL BEFALL THE CAKE OVER THERE?)

Well, it's not like you put the non-decoy cake in a completely safe place, either--

(*Yoong glares*)

--or maybe I should just shut up. Yeah, maybe I will do that.

Um.

Sunny, is your credit card healthy?

(Uncle asked me why I haven't grown taller with all the cakes I bought with my credit card.)

...............

(YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW I FELT--)

OH WHAT, I think my lecturer calls my name, time to go, buhbye!!!

*runs away*
stoodoverdaline #10
Chapter 61: T____________T

taetae, you wounded me. you wounded me because you made this loneliness in me even more obvious than before.

Jk.

WHY IS HYOTAE'S MISUNDERSTANDING SO CUTE.

not even an ounce of drama. well, other than taetae's earlier monologue, but sick person tends to think negatively of the world. I do, at least. BUT YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE. the only person I've ever given post it memos was my tablemate and it was to request her to ask some questions to our Bio teacher, because I temporarily lost my voice that day. sigh.

*squishes taetae* AND YAH. DON'T EVER THINK OF HYO LEAVING YOU. and don't be sad because then hyo will be sad too. do you want hyo to be sad?? EXACTLY. so don't.

*squishes hyo* AND YOU.

MAKE ME A CUP OF COFFEE, PLEASE. I need teh caffeine to keep me awake ;v; sigh. *releases hyotae* STAY CUTE.

(also, sica, I really, really want to hug you because you're such a sweet frenemies to taetae.)

*is getting a glare from youngie*

(...right, I need to go back to my assignment so, on second thought, no hugs.)

(see you in the next comment!)