Chapter 44

The Dorky Us
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CH44: Joohyun ah! Pt. 1

 

(6 years later)

 

“Hyo unnie! Tell your dork to stop poking me!” Yoona whined as she was focused with the game that she was currently playing with Sunny. Hyoyeon changed her attention from her novel to her girlfriend who was loosely hugging her from behind. “Cuddle me, Taengo. I’m cold.” Taeyeon poked Yoona one last time before she quickly embraced Hyoyeon using their couple blanket.

 

Taeyeon planted a kiss on Hyoyeon’s cheek before they exchanged smiles to one another. “Better?” Hyoyeon nodded in respond and leaned comfortably on Taeyeon’s flat as she continued back to reading her novel. At first, Taeyeon was reading the novel that Hyoyeon was reading until she fell asleep on Hyoyeon’s shoulder. She buried her face on Hyoyeon’s neck but still in the cuddling bear position. The living room was all peaceful with only the background music of the game that Yoona and Sunny were playing until Tiffany arrived with Jessica and Sooyoung.

 

“Guys! We bought Chinese food!” Tiffany chirped happily as she exchanged kisses on cheeks with Sunny before she went to the kitchen. “FINALLY!” Yoona put down the PlayStation 4’s joystick and ran to the kitchen. Sunny began to panic when Yoona left her. “Yah! Yah! The gaaaame! Someone!” Jessica excitedly sat on the floor next to Sunny. “Let me play!” The gamer quickly passed the joystick that Yoona used earlier to Jessica and both of them ended up continuing the game happily.

 

Sooyoung slapped Yoona’s arm when seeing the shikshin junior was about to take her favorite chopsticks. “This is mine!” Yoona only pouted and accepted the chopstick that the chortling Tiffany offered her. Hyoyeon came to the kitchen after succeeding on releasing herself from Taeyeon’s embrace. She let the dork rested on the couch afterwards. “I’m hungry. Where’s mine?”

 

“Here,” Tiffany handed Hyoyeon’s meal and they sat on the kitchen counter’s stools together with the shikshins in front of them. “Taetae isn’t hungry?” Hyoyeon only shook her head and ate her meal. “Sicachu! Don’t you want to eaaaat?” Sooyoung yelled. “I’ll eat with Sunbun later, Youngie chu! This game is awesome!!” Jessica yelled in reply from the living room. Sooyoung only shrugged and continued to eat with the other three. The dorm’s atmosphere went back to peaceful with just the background music of the game again.

 

“When will Yul and Hyunnie return?” Tiffany asked Yoona during their lunchtime. “They might take awhile. Yul baby called earlier and said that Hyunnie’s class was extended for another hour.” Yoona replied as she passed the orange juice to Sooyoung who asked her for a drink. “Bummer. Yul must have been hungry by now.” Yoona only nodded worryingly at Hyoyeon’s reply.

 

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“Guys! We’re home!” Yuri yelled from the front door and marched straight to the kitchen, meeting with Jessica and Sunny who were eating their meals together. “Where’s mine?” Jessica passed Yuri’s meal and the red chopsticks. Random fun fact in SoShi Apartment: everyone has their own chopsticks. They labeled their names on it and have their own colored chopsticks. “Thanks, Sica!” Yuri happily sat next to Sunny and the three of them ate their meals together with a light conversation happening between them.

 

Seohyun had just entered the living room area after arranging all of her unnies’ shoes that were scattered at the front door. She sighed heavily and planted a smile when seeing most of her unnies were spending time at the living room except for Yuri, Sunny and Jessica. “Unnies! I’m home!” The girls at the living room greeted their maknae before the caring Tiffany brought Seohyun to the kitchen. “You must be hungry, Joohyun ah. I hope you like Chinese food!”

 

“I do, unnie. Thank you for the meal!” Seohyun happily hugged Tiffany. Tiffany only returned back a kiss on the cheek for the maknae and decided to sit down with the others at the kitchen. “I wonder why your classes are always extended to another hour, Joohyun ah.” Jessica started a new topic since Tiffany and Seohyun were joining them. Hearing her unnie’s words made Seohyun to suddenly turn red. “Uhm…I…d–don’t know…too…” Everyone was silent then until Seohyun couldn’t take it anymore that she brought her food to her room.

 

“Something is not right.” Sunny put down her chopsticks, making the three girls to look at her. “Joohyun just stuttered and whenever she stutters,” Sunny looked at Tiffany and her girlfriend quickly captured what she was trying to say. “She’s hiding something from us!” Tiffany said. Yuri looked at the couple in confusion. “Joohyun rarely hides something from us. I wonder what she’s hiding now…?”

 

Jessica quickly linked arms with Tiffany when she thought of something. “What if she’s dating someone?” The three girls looked as surprised as Jessica when she asked the question. They began to feel uneasy until Yuri had to call for the others that were at the living room. “Unnies group talk!” Yuri heard Yoona and Sooyoung whined from the living room and it made her smile. “Unnies group talk that includes the semi-unnies!” And the shikshins came running to the kitchen with HyoTae couple following from behind.

 

“What’s up?” Taeyeon sat on the empty stool next to Yuri and wrapped an arm around Hyoyeon’s lower waist, not wanting her girlfriend to part from her. “Are we going to continue the discussion of Joohyun’s lecture about junk food again?” Yuri shook her head at Taeyeon’s prediction. “Joohyun just stuttered before she went to her room.” Yoona snapped her fingers when she knew what her partner was saying. “Joohyun is hiding something!” Yuri nodded and shared a high-five with her girlfriend as an approval of what her girlfriend said.

 

“I wonder what is it she’s hiding.” Taeyeon rested her cheek behind Hyoyeon as she looked at Sunny. Jessica kept on whispering to Tiffany something until Hyoyeon noticed her. “Sica? Do you know anything about Joohyun’s secret?” Jessica huffed a pout as she shook her head in denial to her friend. Hyoyeon arched a brow in confusion. “Then what were you whispering with Tiffany about?

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lightfuryeji
#1
Chapter 100: I was confused reading the chatroom. I thought my username is mentioned. Hahaha
stoodoverdaline #2
Chapter 70: I'M FINALLY BACK ASASAJDSGSFHAGCSDGMDHSKFH

I'm loving every cheesiness pouring over their private chats ;v; what a great chapter to comeback to OHMYGAH they're all so cute and not solo and cute and not solo and cute and--ok pardon me I'm just bitter about loneliness suddenly

yonghwa, man that's what you get for dating the maknae of eight gangsta unnies :') kinda felt sorry for you but on second thought nahhh you're lucky to have seobb I WILL HUNT YOU IF YOU HURT HER SO MAKE THAT NINE GANGSTA UNNIES

*clears throat*

my fingers were curling the most during soosica's part, I just--I can't--every time they exchanged a 'chu' my cheese ratio jumped nine hundred scales. most fluff goals is awarded to sunbun and ppany because =u= ahahahahaha I don't even know I just really can see myself doing this kind of fluff. most relatable fluff is none because me ish a lone potato.

*hugs my physics book* I still have ya.

......did that sound too desperate?

*wipes sweat* alright. I'm back now sooo! I'll try to comment a chapter each day :) see you in the next comment!
stoodoverdaline #3
Chapter 69: LMAOOOOOOOOOO TAENG YOU'RE SOOOOO LUCKY IT'S SICA AND NOT JOOHYUN. I don't even want to imagine what would happen if it was joohyun, she'd ban you from entering the dorm for at least a month and you'll have to sneak in ninja-style just to meet hyohyo. cue Titanic OST to emphasize how tragic your love story would be for that whole month.

(you seem elated imagining my sufferings...)

who me? what are you saying of course I'm not elated c:

(...riiiiiiiiight.)

anyways, my midterm exams started yesterday and will be going on 'till the next two weeks so if I temporarily disappeared from this comment section you'll know why ^^ I'll come back though! I've already written 'continue to comment TDU' in my to-do list with bolded, highlighted, underlined caps letters.
so see you later~ :D
stoodoverdaline #4
Chapter 67: poor joohyun, she has to endure this kind of happenings everyday. may God graces you with patience and sense of humor matching that of your unnies, so at least you can enjoy things they found hilarious--

(are you saying that I don't have a good sense of humor?)

--now now, I know a dangerous question when I see one so I'll just refuse to dignify that with a response other than this one to confirm my action.

so at the end of the day, the successful smooth talkers are yul and youngie, huh? :)))))

(I don't know, youngie just has to slip once and pick up line sica as a cucumber--)

(YUL YOU TOTALLY DON'T SUGGEST THAT)

(WHAT IF I DO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

*blinks*

sooo... while we wait for those two to finish wrestling... did miyoung really give tae five cans of redbull?

(*nods*)

to reiterate sica: good gracious, miyoung.

anyways, I want to say that I actually had commented on chapter 68 a whiiiiiiile back, so next comment would be for chapter 69! :D
see you in the next comment, author~~~
stoodoverdaline #5
Chapter 66: LMAO IS THIS TAE'S BIRTHDAY OR IS THIS 'LET'S BULLY TAE BY SAYING I LOVE YOU TO HYO'-DAY???? these mischievous bunch :)))))))

though they're right taeyeon really does look like she's aging backwards how is it even possible... does she find the fountain of youth? me is envious beyond words, hmphhh =n=

although today isn't really taeyeon's birthday, still~ wish you much, much happiness, you dork <3 sometimes when I feel down or questioning life and my purpose to keep going towards tomorrow, I listen to 'I' and gain strength :) thank you for singing, thank you for being in my life!

(*hyo glowers slowly*)

what? teh paragraph up there is written in a purely platonic adoration, hyo.

(oh phew. a'right. carry on.)

*carries a bunch of tasks*

well would you see that, real life responsibilites! HAH. bye for now, everyone :3 *waves waves*
stoodoverdaline #6
Chapter 65: is Kissing Day really exist???

(what is it to you.)

well, I need the confirmation so I could sleep the day away, since--

(since you're a solo. *nods* I see.)

joohyun, could you not confirm my single life with such unsymphatetic expression?

(*is looking at you with obvious pity*)

I... okay I'm... I don't know whether to feel better or...

*blocks joohyun from my view*

SO.

the sarang nom nom is making a comeback! so cute. them all so cute. CRIES. why do you guys have to be so cute. EVEN YOU, JOOHYUN. you and your misfortunes to witness your unnies' gayness. NO WAIT THAT'S A FORTUNE. AND NO, JOOHYUN, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BEG TO DIFFER--

*is blocked by joohyun for strangling her freedom of expression*

thank you for writing this chapte! :D
stoodoverdaline #7
Chapter 64: ............

*is suddenly conscious of mah own * D:

no but have you ever wondered once in your life if SNSD is the pioneer of members'--loving girl group? I mean, they even passed the torch to Joohyun (not Joohyun YOU, Joohyun, but the other Joohyun, the Bae one--THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT A BAE YOURSELF, just that--ARGH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT).

*scrolls back up a bit*

oh, Joohyun blocked most of them. serve you right y unnies!

*is then blocked by the five*

............

(I'm sorry. Unnies' egos are fragile things.)

I could see that, yeah.

But well,

you do have a nice --

*is blocked by Joohyun*

--wow, great weather outside, what a nice world we live in. look, that clouds resemble a fish eye, don't you th--

*is blocked by xolovestephi*

--holy Hell damn.

I better shut up now before youngie and hyo block me too. *swallows* alright, see you in the next comment ^^;

*is blocked by forever_young24 and watashiwahyo*

WHUT

WHAT DID I DO WRONG

UNFAIR

*sulks off to real life D:*
stoodoverdaline #8
Chapter 63: first of all, /poop emoji/.

second of all, /poop emoji/.

(IT WAS REALLY BAD OKAY)

oh, I didn't say anything about it being bad or not :>

(I HATE YOU.)

love you too, hyo. /poop emoji/ HA. on the other hand, I quite understand when your bowel's activity is causing your life to be thrown off balance, for I have experienced it several times before. though, I'm not on the dramatic side, and so never caused a national-scale of panic to spread around my friends when my stomach is acting up--

(it WAS NOT a national scale panic--)

--taetae's reaction said otherwise, hyo. you can't fight me on this. look at tae's face and tell me she's not about to call the President and urge for a national troops to be sent for a searching.

(...I hate you.)

love you too. /poop emoji/. :>

(no pork bellies for you.)

I'm quite alright with that, for I myself don't consume anything containing pork, so--

(NO LOVE FOR YOU.)

--hyo, is that really necessary?

(unnie, the commenter is right, that was totally unnecessary. apologize.)

I'm... I'm okay, Joohyun... I'm just... reminded of my loneliness, I guess... and...

(SORRY. I don't know you're that depressing! D:)

it's /poop emoji/ okay /poop emoji/ hyo /poop emoji/. :'>

(...............)

(NO UNNIE DONT DO IT AGAIN)

alright, before you curse me with anything worse than love, I'll excuse myself for I have assignments to do.
laters, everyone!
/poop emoji/ :D
stoodoverdaline #9
Chapter 62: I'm very, very, thoroughly surprised that the cake in YoonYul's room wasn't befallen by some sort of... erm... 'accident'. Like, being eaten by Yoong, for example.

Actually no, I'm more surprised by the fact that you guys didn't try hard enough to hide the cake in a place completely unknown to Youngie--

(YAH. Don't you know that Youngie knows every corner of our dorm???)

Well, there's always the neighbor's house--

(AND HOW DO WE MAKE SURE THAT NO 'ACCIDENTS' WILL BEFALL THE CAKE OVER THERE?)

Well, it's not like you put the non-decoy cake in a completely safe place, either--

(*Yoong glares*)

--or maybe I should just shut up. Yeah, maybe I will do that.

Um.

Sunny, is your credit card healthy?

(Uncle asked me why I haven't grown taller with all the cakes I bought with my credit card.)

...............

(YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW I FELT--)

OH WHAT, I think my lecturer calls my name, time to go, buhbye!!!

*runs away*
stoodoverdaline #10
Chapter 61: T____________T

taetae, you wounded me. you wounded me because you made this loneliness in me even more obvious than before.

Jk.

WHY IS HYOTAE'S MISUNDERSTANDING SO CUTE.

not even an ounce of drama. well, other than taetae's earlier monologue, but sick person tends to think negatively of the world. I do, at least. BUT YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE. the only person I've ever given post it memos was my tablemate and it was to request her to ask some questions to our Bio teacher, because I temporarily lost my voice that day. sigh.

*squishes taetae* AND YAH. DON'T EVER THINK OF HYO LEAVING YOU. and don't be sad because then hyo will be sad too. do you want hyo to be sad?? EXACTLY. so don't.

*squishes hyo* AND YOU.

MAKE ME A CUP OF COFFEE, PLEASE. I need teh caffeine to keep me awake ;v; sigh. *releases hyotae* STAY CUTE.

(also, sica, I really, really want to hug you because you're such a sweet frenemies to taetae.)

*is getting a glare from youngie*

(...right, I need to go back to my assignment so, on second thought, no hugs.)

(see you in the next comment!)