Chapter 30

The Dorky Us
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CH30: Counter Striker II

 

“AAAAND HERE COMES A GIANT FI–”

*insert chibi Sica punching chibi Taetae surprisingly scene here* “NO.”

 

Hyo shook her head at the two friends who were darting flame eyes to each other. “Joohyun, let’s go read our books somewhere far away from them.” She whispered to the maknae who was clueless at the sudden scene. Hyunnie nodded approvingly and accepted Hyo’s offering hand. They secretly walked away from the two friends and found their spot that was peace and quiet. “I think this will do.” Hyo smiled and sat down under the peaceful tree. Hyunnie quickly joined her unnie and soon, both of them started to read their storybooks quietly next to each other.

 

Back with Sica and Taetae, they both were now laying down on the ground, trying to catch their breaths with all the mini fight they had. Taetae soon realized the absence of her partner when noticing how quiet the surrounding where she was now. She began panic and ran in circles around Sica while yelling, “HYOHYO IS MISSING! ANIYO! HYOHYO IS MISSING! ANIYO!” Hyo who was really far from them surprisingly could hear the screaming dork. She just smiled and continued back with her book, not wanting her partner’s presence at the moment.

 

Sica was getting annoyed at the lousy dork. She angrily take off her slippers and threw it to Taetae with full of her anger. The dork was hit on the head and at her stomach. Ooooh, double ‘kill’ for her. Taetae became quiet as she was now on the ground again, trying to reduce the pain. Sica huffed at the dork before standing up. “Don’t come near me or else I will throw you with all of my almighty anger!” The princess-like girl started to walk away from the dork afterwards. Taetae sat up and yelled back at Sica.

 

“WHUTEVA, SISHTA!”

“IT’S WHATEVER, SISTER!” Sica took a chance to correct the dork while on the progress of walking away.

 

“I NEVER ASK FOR YOU TO CORRECT ME!” Taetae yelled one last time before walking away on the opposite direction. She mumbled angrily before taking out her action figure again. When her eyes met with the ‘fornever-broken’ action figure of hers, she smiled happily. “It’s time to play!” Taetae chirped and lifted up the action figure up on the sky. She was ready to yell that favourite line of hers before running away but unfortunately, before she even gets to yell it, she felt a hard force pushing her from behind. It was Sica’s feet giving Taetae a power kick from behind, (Just think it like an anime show please lol and yes, Sica came out from nowhere ran to the dork!).

 

“I KNEW IT! I KNEW THAT YOU’RE GOING TO YELL THAT STUPID LINE AGAIN!”

Taetae lifted her head and revealed that she had mud-dirt all over her face. She glared at the princess before spitting out some grasses from . It was a pretty hard kick you know. “THIS ISN’T OVER!” She rolled her body away from the sleepyhead while screeching victoriously. “OLULULULULU!!!!!”

 

“YAH! WHERE ARE YOU ROLLING?!” Sica asked angrily as she chased the dork but she was walking though. “Come back here you pathetic dork!” She said while walking slowly. She looked at you and gave a glare. “Never run no matter how late you are. What’s the difference anyway? Pch.”

 

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“OLULULULULU!!!” The dork rolled passes the two shikshins who were eating peacefully in a shady spot. Their heads craned in one motion when Taetae was yelling while rolling away. The way they chewed their food was also motioning in unison. Youngie was the first one to break the stare before looking down at the jar. She widened her eyes in shock when seeing the jar that was filled with heavenly cookies earlier was now left with only one. Youngie glanced at Yoong who was still looking at Taetae. She carefully took the last cookie while eyes paying attention to Yoong.

 

When she successfully grabbed the cookie and was about to shove it inside , Yoong quickly slapped her hand and had a disappointed expression written on her face. “Hey! I thought we’ve promised to share when it’s time for the last cookie!” She said, making Youngie slowly smiled innocently to her. Youngie pouted afterwards when dividing the cookie. She gave Yoong the half while she took the other half. Yoong sigh a smile and gladly accepting the half cookie. “Thank you, Youngie.”

 

Youngie observed Yoong’s cookie for a moment. She quickly ate hers before stealing Yoong’s cookie and eats it immediately before Yoong could even put it inside . “Delicious!” Youngie munched happily while leaving Yoong staring at her with a disbelief face. When she had swallowed it, Youngie looked over at her friend and noticed the flaming eyes of the Im Yoona. “Uh-oh....” Youngie slowly backed away while trying hard not to scream first.

 

“Yoooong, I’m sorr–”

“YOU PATHETIC TWERP!!!!!”

 

Yoong chased the runaway Youngie like a hungry cheetah afterwards.

 

-

 

“Hello!” Yul finally arrived at the park with a big smile on her face. She walked over to Sunbun and Miyoung who were the first couple she saw as she got closer to the group’s usual spot. “Where’s everyone?” She took a seat next to Sunbun who was busy braiding her girlfriend’s hair. Miyoung broke her attention from her phone screen and started to point each of their friends.

 

“Hyo and Joohyun are at that tree over there reading their books. Sica is chasing the rolling while screeching crazily Taetae and your girlfriend is chasing my best friend.” Miyoung explained before she looked at Yul with a smiling face of hers. Yul nodded in understood as she looked at all of her friends before turning back to the two couple. “Well! I have water guns! Wanna play with it?”

 

“Yul, we don’t want to wet our clothes.” Miyoung pouted but Sunbun was nodding excitedly behind her. Yul chuckled and stood up. “No worries! I have brought big garbage plastics with me today!” The two couple looked at her in disgust and Yul knew why. “YAH! Clean and new garbage plastics okay! Pch. I’m not that dirty.”

 

“Why did you brought them with you? How did you even manage to bring water guns and garbage plastics with you on your bicycle?” Sunbun asked. Miyoung looked around the parking lot and tried to look for something. “Where is your bicycle anyway, Yul?”

 

Yul rolled her eyes and pointed at a woman who was busy eating an ice cream. “Umma brought me here.” Sunbun and Miyoung locked their views on Mrs Kwon. They say “Ahh” in one quick motion together. “C’mon guys.” Yul walked over to her mother with the two couple trailing behind, hand-in-hand. Mrs Kwon noticed the three girls were heading towards so she quickly finished her ice cream as she thought they wanted her food.

 

“Umma, can I go and take the water guns now?” Yul asked cutely. Mrs Kwon released a sigh of relief and gave her car keys. “Don’t forget to bring the garbage plastics too or else you’ll get wet.” Yul only nodded and went to her mother’s car with the couple. They brought the things that they wanted and went back to their spot after Yul gave back her mother’s car keys.

 

“What should we do with these garbage plastics?” Sunbun asked as she sat on it. Yul took one of the plastics and tear the bottom of it. She wore it and showed to her friends. “Ta-da! You have a plastic protecting your clothes from being dirty or wet!” She said. Sunbun quickly went to get the others while Yul helped Miyoung to wear one. Sunbun went to the nearest friends first. It was Hyo and Hyunnie of course since they weren’t running here and there.

 

Sunbun crept behind them and gave a warm bear-hug from behind to Hyo. Hyo almost threw her book away when feeling a sudden pair of arms hugging loosely around her neck. “Taetae!” Hyo whined as she tried to calm her surprised heart. Sunbun chuckled and planted a soft kiss on her friend’s cheek. “O–oh! Sunbun yah!” Hyo blushed in embarrassment and pinched Sunbun’s cheek. “Why did you do that huh?”

 

“Hehehe, Yul suggested a game for us to play. Wanna join?” Sunbun rested her chin on her friend’s shoulder while she looked over at Hyunnie who also stopped reading. Hyo nodded instantly since she loves playing games with the others. Hyunnie nodded too after having a long thought. “Joohyun will join as long as the game doesn’t include violence.” Sunbun only nodded awkwardly before asking them both to gather at the place where Miyoung and Yul were. She went to the running friends of her next.

 

“OLULULULULU!!!!” Sunbun stared at the dork that was still screeching victoriously yet so crazily. She took off her slippers and threw it to the dork. Surprisingly, the dork stopped rolling and was groaning at her pain on her head. “YAH! WHO THREW THAT?!” She lifted up her head angrily and Sica came along calmly. Sunbun looked at her American friend confusingly when the girl started to pinching Taetae here and there.

 

“OW! OW! OW! SICAAAAA!” Taetae whined even louder while Sica was pinching her harder. Sunbun noticed the intense situation and quickly parted the two. “Yah! Stop it you two!” She yelled at them. Sica yawned heavily and rested her head on Sunbun’s shoulder as her arms slowly hugged with Sunbun’s left arm. Sunbun only sighed and side-hugged her friend while pulling Taetae’s ear. “Come on you two.” She brought of them to the group of friends afterwards when noticing that the shikshins have already gathered with Yul and the others.

 

-

 

“Why are we wearing our old coconut helmets and these garbage plastics?” Sica asked in annoyed when Yul placed a coconut helmet on her head. Taetae thought of something for a moment and chirped happily even before Yul could open to speak. “OOOOOH! WE’RE GOING TO PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?!?!?!” The dork asked excitedly and jumped her way to beside Yoong. “WHERE IS OUR SLING SHOTS?!”

 

Yoong pushed the dork’s face away when noticed how near their faces were. “I didn’t bring them. Yul, why didn’t you s

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lightfuryeji
#1
Chapter 100: I was confused reading the chatroom. I thought my username is mentioned. Hahaha
stoodoverdaline #2
Chapter 70: I'M FINALLY BACK ASASAJDSGSFHAGCSDGMDHSKFH

I'm loving every cheesiness pouring over their private chats ;v; what a great chapter to comeback to OHMYGAH they're all so cute and not solo and cute and not solo and cute and--ok pardon me I'm just bitter about loneliness suddenly

yonghwa, man that's what you get for dating the maknae of eight gangsta unnies :') kinda felt sorry for you but on second thought nahhh you're lucky to have seobb I WILL HUNT YOU IF YOU HURT HER SO MAKE THAT NINE GANGSTA UNNIES

*clears throat*

my fingers were curling the most during soosica's part, I just--I can't--every time they exchanged a 'chu' my cheese ratio jumped nine hundred scales. most fluff goals is awarded to sunbun and ppany because =u= ahahahahaha I don't even know I just really can see myself doing this kind of fluff. most relatable fluff is none because me ish a lone potato.

*hugs my physics book* I still have ya.

......did that sound too desperate?

*wipes sweat* alright. I'm back now sooo! I'll try to comment a chapter each day :) see you in the next comment!
stoodoverdaline #3
Chapter 69: LMAOOOOOOOOOO TAENG YOU'RE SOOOOO LUCKY IT'S SICA AND NOT JOOHYUN. I don't even want to imagine what would happen if it was joohyun, she'd ban you from entering the dorm for at least a month and you'll have to sneak in ninja-style just to meet hyohyo. cue Titanic OST to emphasize how tragic your love story would be for that whole month.

(you seem elated imagining my sufferings...)

who me? what are you saying of course I'm not elated c:

(...riiiiiiiiight.)

anyways, my midterm exams started yesterday and will be going on 'till the next two weeks so if I temporarily disappeared from this comment section you'll know why ^^ I'll come back though! I've already written 'continue to comment TDU' in my to-do list with bolded, highlighted, underlined caps letters.
so see you later~ :D
stoodoverdaline #4
Chapter 67: poor joohyun, she has to endure this kind of happenings everyday. may God graces you with patience and sense of humor matching that of your unnies, so at least you can enjoy things they found hilarious--

(are you saying that I don't have a good sense of humor?)

--now now, I know a dangerous question when I see one so I'll just refuse to dignify that with a response other than this one to confirm my action.

so at the end of the day, the successful smooth talkers are yul and youngie, huh? :)))))

(I don't know, youngie just has to slip once and pick up line sica as a cucumber--)

(YUL YOU TOTALLY DON'T SUGGEST THAT)

(WHAT IF I DO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

*blinks*

sooo... while we wait for those two to finish wrestling... did miyoung really give tae five cans of redbull?

(*nods*)

to reiterate sica: good gracious, miyoung.

anyways, I want to say that I actually had commented on chapter 68 a whiiiiiiile back, so next comment would be for chapter 69! :D
see you in the next comment, author~~~
stoodoverdaline #5
Chapter 66: LMAO IS THIS TAE'S BIRTHDAY OR IS THIS 'LET'S BULLY TAE BY SAYING I LOVE YOU TO HYO'-DAY???? these mischievous bunch :)))))))

though they're right taeyeon really does look like she's aging backwards how is it even possible... does she find the fountain of youth? me is envious beyond words, hmphhh =n=

although today isn't really taeyeon's birthday, still~ wish you much, much happiness, you dork <3 sometimes when I feel down or questioning life and my purpose to keep going towards tomorrow, I listen to 'I' and gain strength :) thank you for singing, thank you for being in my life!

(*hyo glowers slowly*)

what? teh paragraph up there is written in a purely platonic adoration, hyo.

(oh phew. a'right. carry on.)

*carries a bunch of tasks*

well would you see that, real life responsibilites! HAH. bye for now, everyone :3 *waves waves*
stoodoverdaline #6
Chapter 65: is Kissing Day really exist???

(what is it to you.)

well, I need the confirmation so I could sleep the day away, since--

(since you're a solo. *nods* I see.)

joohyun, could you not confirm my single life with such unsymphatetic expression?

(*is looking at you with obvious pity*)

I... okay I'm... I don't know whether to feel better or...

*blocks joohyun from my view*

SO.

the sarang nom nom is making a comeback! so cute. them all so cute. CRIES. why do you guys have to be so cute. EVEN YOU, JOOHYUN. you and your misfortunes to witness your unnies' gayness. NO WAIT THAT'S A FORTUNE. AND NO, JOOHYUN, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BEG TO DIFFER--

*is blocked by joohyun for strangling her freedom of expression*

thank you for writing this chapte! :D
stoodoverdaline #7
Chapter 64: ............

*is suddenly conscious of mah own * D:

no but have you ever wondered once in your life if SNSD is the pioneer of members'--loving girl group? I mean, they even passed the torch to Joohyun (not Joohyun YOU, Joohyun, but the other Joohyun, the Bae one--THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT A BAE YOURSELF, just that--ARGH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT).

*scrolls back up a bit*

oh, Joohyun blocked most of them. serve you right y unnies!

*is then blocked by the five*

............

(I'm sorry. Unnies' egos are fragile things.)

I could see that, yeah.

But well,

you do have a nice --

*is blocked by Joohyun*

--wow, great weather outside, what a nice world we live in. look, that clouds resemble a fish eye, don't you th--

*is blocked by xolovestephi*

--holy Hell damn.

I better shut up now before youngie and hyo block me too. *swallows* alright, see you in the next comment ^^;

*is blocked by forever_young24 and watashiwahyo*

WHUT

WHAT DID I DO WRONG

UNFAIR

*sulks off to real life D:*
stoodoverdaline #8
Chapter 63: first of all, /poop emoji/.

second of all, /poop emoji/.

(IT WAS REALLY BAD OKAY)

oh, I didn't say anything about it being bad or not :>

(I HATE YOU.)

love you too, hyo. /poop emoji/ HA. on the other hand, I quite understand when your bowel's activity is causing your life to be thrown off balance, for I have experienced it several times before. though, I'm not on the dramatic side, and so never caused a national-scale of panic to spread around my friends when my stomach is acting up--

(it WAS NOT a national scale panic--)

--taetae's reaction said otherwise, hyo. you can't fight me on this. look at tae's face and tell me she's not about to call the President and urge for a national troops to be sent for a searching.

(...I hate you.)

love you too. /poop emoji/. :>

(no pork bellies for you.)

I'm quite alright with that, for I myself don't consume anything containing pork, so--

(NO LOVE FOR YOU.)

--hyo, is that really necessary?

(unnie, the commenter is right, that was totally unnecessary. apologize.)

I'm... I'm okay, Joohyun... I'm just... reminded of my loneliness, I guess... and...

(SORRY. I don't know you're that depressing! D:)

it's /poop emoji/ okay /poop emoji/ hyo /poop emoji/. :'>

(...............)

(NO UNNIE DONT DO IT AGAIN)

alright, before you curse me with anything worse than love, I'll excuse myself for I have assignments to do.
laters, everyone!
/poop emoji/ :D
stoodoverdaline #9
Chapter 62: I'm very, very, thoroughly surprised that the cake in YoonYul's room wasn't befallen by some sort of... erm... 'accident'. Like, being eaten by Yoong, for example.

Actually no, I'm more surprised by the fact that you guys didn't try hard enough to hide the cake in a place completely unknown to Youngie--

(YAH. Don't you know that Youngie knows every corner of our dorm???)

Well, there's always the neighbor's house--

(AND HOW DO WE MAKE SURE THAT NO 'ACCIDENTS' WILL BEFALL THE CAKE OVER THERE?)

Well, it's not like you put the non-decoy cake in a completely safe place, either--

(*Yoong glares*)

--or maybe I should just shut up. Yeah, maybe I will do that.

Um.

Sunny, is your credit card healthy?

(Uncle asked me why I haven't grown taller with all the cakes I bought with my credit card.)

...............

(YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW I FELT--)

OH WHAT, I think my lecturer calls my name, time to go, buhbye!!!

*runs away*
stoodoverdaline #10
Chapter 61: T____________T

taetae, you wounded me. you wounded me because you made this loneliness in me even more obvious than before.

Jk.

WHY IS HYOTAE'S MISUNDERSTANDING SO CUTE.

not even an ounce of drama. well, other than taetae's earlier monologue, but sick person tends to think negatively of the world. I do, at least. BUT YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE. the only person I've ever given post it memos was my tablemate and it was to request her to ask some questions to our Bio teacher, because I temporarily lost my voice that day. sigh.

*squishes taetae* AND YAH. DON'T EVER THINK OF HYO LEAVING YOU. and don't be sad because then hyo will be sad too. do you want hyo to be sad?? EXACTLY. so don't.

*squishes hyo* AND YOU.

MAKE ME A CUP OF COFFEE, PLEASE. I need teh caffeine to keep me awake ;v; sigh. *releases hyotae* STAY CUTE.

(also, sica, I really, really want to hug you because you're such a sweet frenemies to taetae.)

*is getting a glare from youngie*

(...right, I need to go back to my assignment so, on second thought, no hugs.)

(see you in the next comment!)