Chapter 29

The Dorky Us
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CH29: What a Day!

 

“Taetae yah, I need to go.”

Taetae pouted as she stretched her whole body on the long sofa. “So fast?”

“*giggles* I’ll come to your house later before Sunset.”

“Promise?” The dork huffed and heard another nervous giggling from her lover.

“Promise. I love you.”

Taetae smiled and kissed her phone screen. “I love you most! See you later.”

“Okay, bye!” And the line went dead.

 

Taetae lazily put down her phone on the floor and her puppy, Ginger quickly went to on its owner’s hand. “Ugh, Ginger baby. No when I’m lazy, remember?” The puppy continued to anyway. Taetae slowly let out a giggle and she carried the doll-like black puppy, lifting it up in the air with her hands. The puppy barked and on the dork’s face when it was put down on the chest. Taetae laughed since it was ticklish. Her cheeks were ticklish when feeling her puppy her happily. When seeing her puppy was starting to bite her fingers, she knew the pet was hungry.

 

“Alright, snack time.” Taetae brought the puppy in her embrace to the kitchen. She put down Ginger on the floor and gave its snack. Knowing Ginger’s habit of bringing its food to the kennel, Taetae went back to the living room and continued watch TV since she was totally bored. She flipped through channel to channel and ended up watching cartoons. She yawned a few times but couldn’t sleep at all. Parents are at work and Jiwoong oppa still on his Taekwondo practise. The house was empty; no one is at home except for her. Taetae was happy that it’s the holidays but she was unhappy that Hyo couldn’t be with her always. But Taetae wanted to give Hyo some space too so she understand.

 

“BAHAHAHA PATRICK WAE SO DUMB!” Taetae laughed her heart out every time when it comes to Spongebob Squarepants show. Her favourite show of all time. The show could brighten up her day quickly but Taetae would changed back to emotional when it’s finished. She loved that show so much and it’s all thanks to Sica for telling her about it.

 

“Oh my gahd, you’re so pathetic.” Sica kicked the dork’s bottom that was blocking her view. “You’re as pathetic as Patrick Star from Spongebob Squarepants show!”

“Seponjebobue Skuahpantsue?”

 

Yup. Thank you, Sica. When the show was finished, that smile disappeared in instant from Taetae’s lips. She sighed blankly and turned off the TV. “What to do now?” Taetae asked herself as she tried to figure out something. Suddenly her mother came home and it surprised Taetae since the woman would always come home late. Mrs Kim noticed her daughter was looking at her without any expression. She flashed a smile and a playful wink to her daughter, making the youngster to roll her eyes at her very own mother.

 

“Yo homie. Whatchu doooin’?” Mrs Kim closed the door behind her while she placed her shoes in the shoe rack. Taetae huffed and slammed her face on the cushion. “Are you bored? Have you done all the chores I asked you to do?” Her daughter nodded while face still hidden on the cushion. As expected, a responsible daughter of hers. Mrs Kim smiled and went to sit on the single sofa that was next to the long sofa. “Wanna have some umma and aegi bonding?”

 

“Can we?” Taetae lifted up her head as she looked at her mother with a pleading face. “Taetae is bored and Hyo won’t be here until evening before sunset.” Mrs Kim nodded in understood. She threw a cushion to her daughter afterwards. “Imma gonna change first. Go get the ironing board.” The woman went upstairs to change into casual clothes while Taetae sped off to take the ironing board, though, she didn’t know why her mother wants it.

 

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“Umma, why are you home early?” Taetae decided to ask while holding the ironing board. “Because pregnant women work half day, dear.” Mrs Kim went to turn on the music player and maxed the volume. “NOW LET’S HAVE SOME FUN!” She yelled, in case her daughter who was at upstairs in front of the stairs didn’t hear her. Taetae completely forgot that her mother was one week pregnant of her upcoming dongsaeng. She shrugged it off and gave the ironing board to her mother when she came up the stairs.

 

“What are we doing?” Taetae asked. Mrs Kim didn’t answer her daughter as she was busy adjusting the ironing board on the stairs. Taetae began to panic when seeing her mother gone up to stand on the board. “YAH UMMA! ARE YOU CRAZY?” Mrs Kim nodded and stomped her feet, causing the ironing board to surf down the stairs. It’s a pretty long way down for a mansion stairs. Taetae covered her eyes while her mother was surfing and screaming happily. When Mrs Kim reached downstairs, Taetae screamed at her. “WOMAN! YOU CRAZY AY!?”

 

“YA TURN HOMIE!” Mrs Kim said as she ran up the stairs to give her daughter the ironing board. When it’s all set up again, Mrs Kim hold the ironing board as her daughter climbed up on it. Taetae has to. Her mother threatened her, el oh el. “Just have your arms spread wide so you can balance okay?” Mrs Kim said and Taetae began to feel shaky when seeing the scary stairs in front of her. She never thought she would end her life like this, she thought. Taetae quickly sat down on the board when her mother was about to push her down.

 

“Umma! Where did you get this crazy idea?!” Taetae asked with a frustration pout. Mrs Kim suddenly blushed while smiling sheepishly and it crept the hell out of her daughter. Her mother’s shy face is worse than a nightmare should be. It was like; “(O__O||)” face. “Your appa and I used to play surfing on the stairs when we first moved into this house. Trust umma, it’s fun. Now up on your feet!” Mrs Kim ordered and Taetae stood again in defeat. She prayed before Mrs Kim pushed her down. Taetae copied Sica’s dolphin scream though she failed to imitate it perfectly. When the board reached downstairs, Taetae was teary. Well, it was scary for her. How can a mother push you down the stairs on an ironing board?!

 

“Up for second round?” Mrs Kim asked. Taetae slowly craned up her head to the woman upstairs. She screamed in horror and ran to the toilet since she couldn’t hold her pee any longer after the scary surf. Mrs Kim shrugged as if nothing happened. She sang along the music that was playing at the background as she went downstairs to take the ironing board. It’s been awhile since she had done this so she’s up for more of it. She gets to surf down the stairs for 15 times until her daughter came out from the bathroom, wanting to do something than the surfing thing. Mrs Kim agreed after she got another 7 times of surfing from her daughter’s permission.

 

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“Okay, let’s play something safer.” Mrs Kim said after she kept the ironing board in the closet, downstairs. Taetae thanked the Heaven when hearing her mother’s words. Who knows the woman might want to play knives with her daughter? Pch. Taetae rolled her eyes when seeing her mother went inside Mr Kim’s and Jiwoong’s gym. The woman returned back with a blue Swiss ball as she slid the glass door of the gym behind her, using a leg to do so. Taetae continued to look at her mother with a puzzled face. What on Earth is her mother thinking now? “C’mon, to the backyard.” Mrs Kim led the way as Taetae only followed without a word came out from . She’s scared yet excited for it.

 

“Wait here.” Mrs Kim said as she placed the big bouncy ball beside her ‘small’ daughter /insert Taetae tossing TDU author bricks here/. Taetae sat quietly while waiting for her mother to return. Out of all the sudden, her phone started to ring. She quickly fished it out from her pocket and answered it without looking at the caller’s ID. “Hold on.” Taetae said as she placed her palm on the screen. She let out a long yawn before she went back to the caller. “Speak.”

 

“Hey, dwarf! What’s up?!?!”

Taetae groaned inside when knowing the voice of the caller. “What do you want, flat chest?”

“Eish, that nickname.” The dork grinned in success. “Are you busy? Let’s hangout!”

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lightfuryeji
#1
Chapter 100: I was confused reading the chatroom. I thought my username is mentioned. Hahaha
stoodoverdaline #2
Chapter 70: I'M FINALLY BACK ASASAJDSGSFHAGCSDGMDHSKFH

I'm loving every cheesiness pouring over their private chats ;v; what a great chapter to comeback to OHMYGAH they're all so cute and not solo and cute and not solo and cute and--ok pardon me I'm just bitter about loneliness suddenly

yonghwa, man that's what you get for dating the maknae of eight gangsta unnies :') kinda felt sorry for you but on second thought nahhh you're lucky to have seobb I WILL HUNT YOU IF YOU HURT HER SO MAKE THAT NINE GANGSTA UNNIES

*clears throat*

my fingers were curling the most during soosica's part, I just--I can't--every time they exchanged a 'chu' my cheese ratio jumped nine hundred scales. most fluff goals is awarded to sunbun and ppany because =u= ahahahahaha I don't even know I just really can see myself doing this kind of fluff. most relatable fluff is none because me ish a lone potato.

*hugs my physics book* I still have ya.

......did that sound too desperate?

*wipes sweat* alright. I'm back now sooo! I'll try to comment a chapter each day :) see you in the next comment!
stoodoverdaline #3
Chapter 69: LMAOOOOOOOOOO TAENG YOU'RE SOOOOO LUCKY IT'S SICA AND NOT JOOHYUN. I don't even want to imagine what would happen if it was joohyun, she'd ban you from entering the dorm for at least a month and you'll have to sneak in ninja-style just to meet hyohyo. cue Titanic OST to emphasize how tragic your love story would be for that whole month.

(you seem elated imagining my sufferings...)

who me? what are you saying of course I'm not elated c:

(...riiiiiiiiight.)

anyways, my midterm exams started yesterday and will be going on 'till the next two weeks so if I temporarily disappeared from this comment section you'll know why ^^ I'll come back though! I've already written 'continue to comment TDU' in my to-do list with bolded, highlighted, underlined caps letters.
so see you later~ :D
stoodoverdaline #4
Chapter 67: poor joohyun, she has to endure this kind of happenings everyday. may God graces you with patience and sense of humor matching that of your unnies, so at least you can enjoy things they found hilarious--

(are you saying that I don't have a good sense of humor?)

--now now, I know a dangerous question when I see one so I'll just refuse to dignify that with a response other than this one to confirm my action.

so at the end of the day, the successful smooth talkers are yul and youngie, huh? :)))))

(I don't know, youngie just has to slip once and pick up line sica as a cucumber--)

(YUL YOU TOTALLY DON'T SUGGEST THAT)

(WHAT IF I DO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

*blinks*

sooo... while we wait for those two to finish wrestling... did miyoung really give tae five cans of redbull?

(*nods*)

to reiterate sica: good gracious, miyoung.

anyways, I want to say that I actually had commented on chapter 68 a whiiiiiiile back, so next comment would be for chapter 69! :D
see you in the next comment, author~~~
stoodoverdaline #5
Chapter 66: LMAO IS THIS TAE'S BIRTHDAY OR IS THIS 'LET'S BULLY TAE BY SAYING I LOVE YOU TO HYO'-DAY???? these mischievous bunch :)))))))

though they're right taeyeon really does look like she's aging backwards how is it even possible... does she find the fountain of youth? me is envious beyond words, hmphhh =n=

although today isn't really taeyeon's birthday, still~ wish you much, much happiness, you dork <3 sometimes when I feel down or questioning life and my purpose to keep going towards tomorrow, I listen to 'I' and gain strength :) thank you for singing, thank you for being in my life!

(*hyo glowers slowly*)

what? teh paragraph up there is written in a purely platonic adoration, hyo.

(oh phew. a'right. carry on.)

*carries a bunch of tasks*

well would you see that, real life responsibilites! HAH. bye for now, everyone :3 *waves waves*
stoodoverdaline #6
Chapter 65: is Kissing Day really exist???

(what is it to you.)

well, I need the confirmation so I could sleep the day away, since--

(since you're a solo. *nods* I see.)

joohyun, could you not confirm my single life with such unsymphatetic expression?

(*is looking at you with obvious pity*)

I... okay I'm... I don't know whether to feel better or...

*blocks joohyun from my view*

SO.

the sarang nom nom is making a comeback! so cute. them all so cute. CRIES. why do you guys have to be so cute. EVEN YOU, JOOHYUN. you and your misfortunes to witness your unnies' gayness. NO WAIT THAT'S A FORTUNE. AND NO, JOOHYUN, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BEG TO DIFFER--

*is blocked by joohyun for strangling her freedom of expression*

thank you for writing this chapte! :D
stoodoverdaline #7
Chapter 64: ............

*is suddenly conscious of mah own * D:

no but have you ever wondered once in your life if SNSD is the pioneer of members'--loving girl group? I mean, they even passed the torch to Joohyun (not Joohyun YOU, Joohyun, but the other Joohyun, the Bae one--THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT A BAE YOURSELF, just that--ARGH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT).

*scrolls back up a bit*

oh, Joohyun blocked most of them. serve you right y unnies!

*is then blocked by the five*

............

(I'm sorry. Unnies' egos are fragile things.)

I could see that, yeah.

But well,

you do have a nice --

*is blocked by Joohyun*

--wow, great weather outside, what a nice world we live in. look, that clouds resemble a fish eye, don't you th--

*is blocked by xolovestephi*

--holy Hell damn.

I better shut up now before youngie and hyo block me too. *swallows* alright, see you in the next comment ^^;

*is blocked by forever_young24 and watashiwahyo*

WHUT

WHAT DID I DO WRONG

UNFAIR

*sulks off to real life D:*
stoodoverdaline #8
Chapter 63: first of all, /poop emoji/.

second of all, /poop emoji/.

(IT WAS REALLY BAD OKAY)

oh, I didn't say anything about it being bad or not :>

(I HATE YOU.)

love you too, hyo. /poop emoji/ HA. on the other hand, I quite understand when your bowel's activity is causing your life to be thrown off balance, for I have experienced it several times before. though, I'm not on the dramatic side, and so never caused a national-scale of panic to spread around my friends when my stomach is acting up--

(it WAS NOT a national scale panic--)

--taetae's reaction said otherwise, hyo. you can't fight me on this. look at tae's face and tell me she's not about to call the President and urge for a national troops to be sent for a searching.

(...I hate you.)

love you too. /poop emoji/. :>

(no pork bellies for you.)

I'm quite alright with that, for I myself don't consume anything containing pork, so--

(NO LOVE FOR YOU.)

--hyo, is that really necessary?

(unnie, the commenter is right, that was totally unnecessary. apologize.)

I'm... I'm okay, Joohyun... I'm just... reminded of my loneliness, I guess... and...

(SORRY. I don't know you're that depressing! D:)

it's /poop emoji/ okay /poop emoji/ hyo /poop emoji/. :'>

(...............)

(NO UNNIE DONT DO IT AGAIN)

alright, before you curse me with anything worse than love, I'll excuse myself for I have assignments to do.
laters, everyone!
/poop emoji/ :D
stoodoverdaline #9
Chapter 62: I'm very, very, thoroughly surprised that the cake in YoonYul's room wasn't befallen by some sort of... erm... 'accident'. Like, being eaten by Yoong, for example.

Actually no, I'm more surprised by the fact that you guys didn't try hard enough to hide the cake in a place completely unknown to Youngie--

(YAH. Don't you know that Youngie knows every corner of our dorm???)

Well, there's always the neighbor's house--

(AND HOW DO WE MAKE SURE THAT NO 'ACCIDENTS' WILL BEFALL THE CAKE OVER THERE?)

Well, it's not like you put the non-decoy cake in a completely safe place, either--

(*Yoong glares*)

--or maybe I should just shut up. Yeah, maybe I will do that.

Um.

Sunny, is your credit card healthy?

(Uncle asked me why I haven't grown taller with all the cakes I bought with my credit card.)

...............

(YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW I FELT--)

OH WHAT, I think my lecturer calls my name, time to go, buhbye!!!

*runs away*
stoodoverdaline #10
Chapter 61: T____________T

taetae, you wounded me. you wounded me because you made this loneliness in me even more obvious than before.

Jk.

WHY IS HYOTAE'S MISUNDERSTANDING SO CUTE.

not even an ounce of drama. well, other than taetae's earlier monologue, but sick person tends to think negatively of the world. I do, at least. BUT YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE. the only person I've ever given post it memos was my tablemate and it was to request her to ask some questions to our Bio teacher, because I temporarily lost my voice that day. sigh.

*squishes taetae* AND YAH. DON'T EVER THINK OF HYO LEAVING YOU. and don't be sad because then hyo will be sad too. do you want hyo to be sad?? EXACTLY. so don't.

*squishes hyo* AND YOU.

MAKE ME A CUP OF COFFEE, PLEASE. I need teh caffeine to keep me awake ;v; sigh. *releases hyotae* STAY CUTE.

(also, sica, I really, really want to hug you because you're such a sweet frenemies to taetae.)

*is getting a glare from youngie*

(...right, I need to go back to my assignment so, on second thought, no hugs.)

(see you in the next comment!)