Chapter 13

The Dorky Us
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CH13: Counter Strike

 

“Yoong!” Yul called out for the younger girl’s name but the latter didn’t hear her. She came closer to her and noticed that Yoong was doing something. “Baby?” Yoong was startled. She turned around and smiled at the older one. “Unnie!” “What are you doing, Yoong ah~?” Yul asked as she settled down in front of her dongsaeng. When Yoong has finished whatever she was doing, she leaned against her unnie’s flat until Yul’s back was napping against the ground. “Y–Yoong?”

 

“Unnie~” Yoong called with a mix of aegyo and soothing tone. “Y–Yes?” Yul gulped and felt that her face was getting red. Yoong grinned and bit her unnie’s earlobe before getting off from her. “Did Yoong melted unnie?” Yoong smirked as Yul was still as red as a tomato. “W–Wae you d-d–do tha–at?” The surprised Yul asked unconfidently. “Yoong wanted to see if unnie will melt!” Yoong explained as she entwined her fingers with her unnie. “Unnie did melt...” Yul shyly admitted as she gave Yoong a slow peck on the cheek.

 

“Yoong glad that unnie melted!” Yoong giggled which made her unnie smiled. “What were you doing earlier, Yoong?” Yul asked. “Oh! Yoong made a slingshot!” Yoong showed her handmade weapon. “Uwah! How did Yoong made that?” Yul asked, feeling amazed at her dongsaeng’s ability. Yoong smiled for a moment before grabbing a thick stick. “Let Yoong teach unnie how to do it. Make sure unnie listen very carefully, arasso?” Yul nodded. “Ne, arasso!”

 

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“Oh my Gaaaah!” Yul chirped happily as she hugged her handmade slingshot. Yoong only giggled at her unnie and saw her other friends were running towards them. “Oh oh! Hi everyone!” Yoong greeted as Yul was still jumping around at the background. “What are you two doing?” Sica asked. “Unnies, look! I made a slingshot! Yul unnie made one too!” Yoong said as she gave her Sunbun unnie to look at it. “Uwah! How did Yoong made this? Sunbun wants one too!” “Miyoung wants one too!”

 

“Taetae wants one too!” Taetae chirped happily as she tighten the bear hug which made Hyo choked a little. “B–Ba–a–b-byyy!” Hyo hit Taetae’s hands and Sica immediately kicked Taetae which made the two couple parted. “HYO! ARE YOU OTAY?” Sica asked as she lightly patted her friend’s back. Hyo only coughed in respond and Sica turned to Taetae, giving her the iciest glare that she ever gave to anyone. “Taetae.....”

 

“IT’S THE ‘YOU DIEEE’ GLARE!” Yoong and Yul screamed. Both of them immediately hid themselves behind Youngie and Hyunnie. “WAAAH! TAETAE DIDN’T MEAN TO! MIANHAE MY LOOOOVE! SICA SSI, JEONGMAL MIANHAE!” Taetae panicked as she noticed the glare. Before Sica could pounce on the dork, Hyo immediately held her wrist and smiled. “Hyoraengi gwenchana, Sica yah.” Hyo said as Sica let out a sigh of relief. “Okay!” Sica turned back into a happy princess and hugged the speechless Youngie.

 

“As for you, stop crying! Hyo is okay and Sica was just panicking.” Hyo chuckled as she hugged her partner. “The glare is creepy, my love...” Taetae sobbed as Hyo laughed some more. “C’mon, let’s make slingshot now!” Miyoung tried to reduce the awkward atmosphere after a few minutes later. The others agreed and Yoong teaches her unnies to make slingshots. She was having trouble teaching her Sica unnie though. “U–Unnie...” Yoong poked on Sica’s hand.

 

“What?” Sica accidentally shot a glare to the frighten choding. Yoong’s began to teary as she tried to help her unnie. “Aish, Sica yah. Yoong is only trying to help you.” Hyo explained as Sica transformed back into her soft side. “Uhm, otay Yoong can help Sica.” Sica said as Yoong nodded her head. “Yooooong!” Youngie called out her friend. “Wae?” Yoong replied as she was still helping the focused Sica. “Youngie is stuck.” Youngie pouted. “Ask Yul unnie for help.” Yoong replied back. Youngie took a good look at the busy rolling on the ground Yul before whining again. “But she’s so weird!!” Yoong sighed as Sica giggled at her Youngie’s behaviour. “Yoong will help you in a bit, my prince.”

 

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“All done!” Hyunnie said and all of the girls cheered for themselves. “Now....” Yoong broke the cheering and bluntly looked at her slingshot. “What should we do with it?” Everyone went silent. Sica and Hyo looked at together. They smiled and stepped in front of their friends. “Guys! We can play Counter Strike with these slingshots!” Hyo said. The girls nodded in agreement and soon became clueless again. “How to play it?” Yoong asked.

 

“Hmm....” Sica hummed for awhile and looked at her friend. “Hyo, you explain to them!” Hyo smiled at her whining friend. “Okay. It is just the same game as slipper strike.” Hyo said as Miyoung’s face brightens up. “Slipper strike?” Sica only looked at Miyoung with a sulking expression. Hyo nodded. “But it will be a bit different!” Youngie scratches her head. “What is slipper strike?” All of them look at her. “Joohyun doesn’t know slipper strike too...” Hyunnie pouted.

 

“That’s because Hyunnie was absent when Miyoung and Sica were having a slipper strike fight!” Taetae explained and looked at her shikshin friend. “And as for you, Taetae remembers that Youngie was busy chasing Yoong’s umma just for a burger!” “But Yoong got it before you did anyway.” Yoong grinned as all of them broke into laughter. “Oh, that time!” Youngie said and joined the laugh. “Remember when Youngie was barking like a dog when Yoong’s umma was on top of that tree over there?” Sunbun said as all of them nodded while still laughing. “And the kishy kish CPR Sica gave to Youngie!”

 

“HAHAHA that was the funniest CPR Yul had ever witness!” Yul said before ROFL-ing on the floor. “What CPR?!” Youngie asked as she looked at the laughing Yul. “This.” Sica pounced on her partner and gave her a kiss and even

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lightfuryeji
#1
Chapter 100: I was confused reading the chatroom. I thought my username is mentioned. Hahaha
stoodoverdaline #2
Chapter 70: I'M FINALLY BACK ASASAJDSGSFHAGCSDGMDHSKFH

I'm loving every cheesiness pouring over their private chats ;v; what a great chapter to comeback to OHMYGAH they're all so cute and not solo and cute and not solo and cute and--ok pardon me I'm just bitter about loneliness suddenly

yonghwa, man that's what you get for dating the maknae of eight gangsta unnies :') kinda felt sorry for you but on second thought nahhh you're lucky to have seobb I WILL HUNT YOU IF YOU HURT HER SO MAKE THAT NINE GANGSTA UNNIES

*clears throat*

my fingers were curling the most during soosica's part, I just--I can't--every time they exchanged a 'chu' my cheese ratio jumped nine hundred scales. most fluff goals is awarded to sunbun and ppany because =u= ahahahahaha I don't even know I just really can see myself doing this kind of fluff. most relatable fluff is none because me ish a lone potato.

*hugs my physics book* I still have ya.

......did that sound too desperate?

*wipes sweat* alright. I'm back now sooo! I'll try to comment a chapter each day :) see you in the next comment!
stoodoverdaline #3
Chapter 69: LMAOOOOOOOOOO TAENG YOU'RE SOOOOO LUCKY IT'S SICA AND NOT JOOHYUN. I don't even want to imagine what would happen if it was joohyun, she'd ban you from entering the dorm for at least a month and you'll have to sneak in ninja-style just to meet hyohyo. cue Titanic OST to emphasize how tragic your love story would be for that whole month.

(you seem elated imagining my sufferings...)

who me? what are you saying of course I'm not elated c:

(...riiiiiiiiight.)

anyways, my midterm exams started yesterday and will be going on 'till the next two weeks so if I temporarily disappeared from this comment section you'll know why ^^ I'll come back though! I've already written 'continue to comment TDU' in my to-do list with bolded, highlighted, underlined caps letters.
so see you later~ :D
stoodoverdaline #4
Chapter 67: poor joohyun, she has to endure this kind of happenings everyday. may God graces you with patience and sense of humor matching that of your unnies, so at least you can enjoy things they found hilarious--

(are you saying that I don't have a good sense of humor?)

--now now, I know a dangerous question when I see one so I'll just refuse to dignify that with a response other than this one to confirm my action.

so at the end of the day, the successful smooth talkers are yul and youngie, huh? :)))))

(I don't know, youngie just has to slip once and pick up line sica as a cucumber--)

(YUL YOU TOTALLY DON'T SUGGEST THAT)

(WHAT IF I DO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

*blinks*

sooo... while we wait for those two to finish wrestling... did miyoung really give tae five cans of redbull?

(*nods*)

to reiterate sica: good gracious, miyoung.

anyways, I want to say that I actually had commented on chapter 68 a whiiiiiiile back, so next comment would be for chapter 69! :D
see you in the next comment, author~~~
stoodoverdaline #5
Chapter 66: LMAO IS THIS TAE'S BIRTHDAY OR IS THIS 'LET'S BULLY TAE BY SAYING I LOVE YOU TO HYO'-DAY???? these mischievous bunch :)))))))

though they're right taeyeon really does look like she's aging backwards how is it even possible... does she find the fountain of youth? me is envious beyond words, hmphhh =n=

although today isn't really taeyeon's birthday, still~ wish you much, much happiness, you dork <3 sometimes when I feel down or questioning life and my purpose to keep going towards tomorrow, I listen to 'I' and gain strength :) thank you for singing, thank you for being in my life!

(*hyo glowers slowly*)

what? teh paragraph up there is written in a purely platonic adoration, hyo.

(oh phew. a'right. carry on.)

*carries a bunch of tasks*

well would you see that, real life responsibilites! HAH. bye for now, everyone :3 *waves waves*
stoodoverdaline #6
Chapter 65: is Kissing Day really exist???

(what is it to you.)

well, I need the confirmation so I could sleep the day away, since--

(since you're a solo. *nods* I see.)

joohyun, could you not confirm my single life with such unsymphatetic expression?

(*is looking at you with obvious pity*)

I... okay I'm... I don't know whether to feel better or...

*blocks joohyun from my view*

SO.

the sarang nom nom is making a comeback! so cute. them all so cute. CRIES. why do you guys have to be so cute. EVEN YOU, JOOHYUN. you and your misfortunes to witness your unnies' gayness. NO WAIT THAT'S A FORTUNE. AND NO, JOOHYUN, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BEG TO DIFFER--

*is blocked by joohyun for strangling her freedom of expression*

thank you for writing this chapte! :D
stoodoverdaline #7
Chapter 64: ............

*is suddenly conscious of mah own * D:

no but have you ever wondered once in your life if SNSD is the pioneer of members'--loving girl group? I mean, they even passed the torch to Joohyun (not Joohyun YOU, Joohyun, but the other Joohyun, the Bae one--THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT A BAE YOURSELF, just that--ARGH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT).

*scrolls back up a bit*

oh, Joohyun blocked most of them. serve you right y unnies!

*is then blocked by the five*

............

(I'm sorry. Unnies' egos are fragile things.)

I could see that, yeah.

But well,

you do have a nice --

*is blocked by Joohyun*

--wow, great weather outside, what a nice world we live in. look, that clouds resemble a fish eye, don't you th--

*is blocked by xolovestephi*

--holy Hell damn.

I better shut up now before youngie and hyo block me too. *swallows* alright, see you in the next comment ^^;

*is blocked by forever_young24 and watashiwahyo*

WHUT

WHAT DID I DO WRONG

UNFAIR

*sulks off to real life D:*
stoodoverdaline #8
Chapter 63: first of all, /poop emoji/.

second of all, /poop emoji/.

(IT WAS REALLY BAD OKAY)

oh, I didn't say anything about it being bad or not :>

(I HATE YOU.)

love you too, hyo. /poop emoji/ HA. on the other hand, I quite understand when your bowel's activity is causing your life to be thrown off balance, for I have experienced it several times before. though, I'm not on the dramatic side, and so never caused a national-scale of panic to spread around my friends when my stomach is acting up--

(it WAS NOT a national scale panic--)

--taetae's reaction said otherwise, hyo. you can't fight me on this. look at tae's face and tell me she's not about to call the President and urge for a national troops to be sent for a searching.

(...I hate you.)

love you too. /poop emoji/. :>

(no pork bellies for you.)

I'm quite alright with that, for I myself don't consume anything containing pork, so--

(NO LOVE FOR YOU.)

--hyo, is that really necessary?

(unnie, the commenter is right, that was totally unnecessary. apologize.)

I'm... I'm okay, Joohyun... I'm just... reminded of my loneliness, I guess... and...

(SORRY. I don't know you're that depressing! D:)

it's /poop emoji/ okay /poop emoji/ hyo /poop emoji/. :'>

(...............)

(NO UNNIE DONT DO IT AGAIN)

alright, before you curse me with anything worse than love, I'll excuse myself for I have assignments to do.
laters, everyone!
/poop emoji/ :D
stoodoverdaline #9
Chapter 62: I'm very, very, thoroughly surprised that the cake in YoonYul's room wasn't befallen by some sort of... erm... 'accident'. Like, being eaten by Yoong, for example.

Actually no, I'm more surprised by the fact that you guys didn't try hard enough to hide the cake in a place completely unknown to Youngie--

(YAH. Don't you know that Youngie knows every corner of our dorm???)

Well, there's always the neighbor's house--

(AND HOW DO WE MAKE SURE THAT NO 'ACCIDENTS' WILL BEFALL THE CAKE OVER THERE?)

Well, it's not like you put the non-decoy cake in a completely safe place, either--

(*Yoong glares*)

--or maybe I should just shut up. Yeah, maybe I will do that.

Um.

Sunny, is your credit card healthy?

(Uncle asked me why I haven't grown taller with all the cakes I bought with my credit card.)

...............

(YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW I FELT--)

OH WHAT, I think my lecturer calls my name, time to go, buhbye!!!

*runs away*
stoodoverdaline #10
Chapter 61: T____________T

taetae, you wounded me. you wounded me because you made this loneliness in me even more obvious than before.

Jk.

WHY IS HYOTAE'S MISUNDERSTANDING SO CUTE.

not even an ounce of drama. well, other than taetae's earlier monologue, but sick person tends to think negatively of the world. I do, at least. BUT YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE. the only person I've ever given post it memos was my tablemate and it was to request her to ask some questions to our Bio teacher, because I temporarily lost my voice that day. sigh.

*squishes taetae* AND YAH. DON'T EVER THINK OF HYO LEAVING YOU. and don't be sad because then hyo will be sad too. do you want hyo to be sad?? EXACTLY. so don't.

*squishes hyo* AND YOU.

MAKE ME A CUP OF COFFEE, PLEASE. I need teh caffeine to keep me awake ;v; sigh. *releases hyotae* STAY CUTE.

(also, sica, I really, really want to hug you because you're such a sweet frenemies to taetae.)

*is getting a glare from youngie*

(...right, I need to go back to my assignment so, on second thought, no hugs.)

(see you in the next comment!)