Episode 007: Love confession (Chanyeol and maybe bits of Kris’s at the end…. OTL)

 

 

 

Keuriseu hyungie

Online

 

 

You

Hyungie~<3

 

Keuriseu hyungie

….

 

You

:DDDD

 

Keuriseu hyungie

That smile is disgusting.

It makes me question your uality.

You’re gay

 

You

That’s offensive =3=

Meanie pants!

 

Keuriseu hyungie

You’re welcome

And thank you.

I take it as my achievement for my bucket list of things to offend you

 

You

T^T

And there I thought I could need your help

 

Keuriseu hyungie

No thank you if you want me to be your guinea pig

 

You

Wha – No, hyungie! You are higher than being a low pig! That doesn’t suit your high status! You are better than that! You are my friend! How could I do that?!

 

 

Keuriseu hyungie

Why Chanyeol, you’ve become someone considerable for today

 

You

You are my experimental dinosaur!

 

Keuriseu hyungie

I take it back. You’re an imp who had been born with infortunes and mind of a retarded seal. Why are you in my contact list again?

 

You

Cause I am your favorite dongsaeng! :D

 

Keuriseu hyungie

It’s Zhitao

 

You

Cause I am your favorite best friend! :D

 

Keuriseu hyungie

Yixing took the title

 

You

Cause I am your favorite fellow band member! :D

 

Keuriseu hyungie

I prefer Joonmyun thank you very much.

 

You

FINE =3=

But I need your help any way.

 

Keuriseu hyungie

I said no

 

You

You aren’t even talking to me right now, you sissy pant.

 

Keuriseu hyungie

-___________-

Fine. What is it that you want me to help?

 

You

How do you confess your respect, love and admiration to someone?

 

Keuriseu hyung

….

…

… ooooh so my little Chanlie finally got some balls to confess!

 

 

You

Hey I do have balls! >.>//

Besides, it’s Valentine’s Day!

 

Keuriseu hyung

So who is the lucky person?

 

You

Someone particular ~(6.6~)

 

Keuriseu hyung

Hmmm… so you want me to help you confess to her?

 

You

*nods*

^________^

 

Keuriseu hyung

Well… If I were you, I would just tell it straight to the point.

Just confess to her immediately.

There, job done.

Oh maybe add some romantic cheesy pick-up lines to make her smile

 

You

How?

 

Keuriseu hyung

Like…

“Hey are you my bb creams? Cause you make me so damn lively with your presence today ;)”

 

You

:O woah, that’s good!

 

 

Keuriseu hyung

Haha, I am the best gege you will ever have, Chanyeol.

 

You

I hearteu you, gege, hyungie <3

 

THANK YOU, MWAH!

 

 

 

 

Later….

 

 

 

 

 

LSM Sajang-nim

Online

 

 

You

 

Hey are you my bb creams? Cause you make me so damn lively with your presence today ;) I love you by the way

 

LSM Hwejang-nim

Jesus, who taught you that, Park Chanyeol!

 

You

Kris hyung :)

 

LSM Hwejang-nim

Tell him to meet me in my office. NOW.

 

 

Keuriseu hyungie

Online

 

 

You

Hyungie~<3

 

Keuriseu hyungie

What is it now, Park Chanyeol -_-

 

You

Sooman hwejang-nim wants you in his office now :D

 

 

Keuriseu hyungie

Why?

 

You

I think he likes the pick-up line you suggested me! ^w^v

 

 

Keuriseu hyungie

….

WHY

WHY WERE YOU CONFESSING YOUR LOVE TO A LEE FREAKING SOOMAN NOT A LEE FREAKING SOOWOMAN ON VALENTINE’S DAY.

 

You

Because I admire him! Now I’m going to confess my admiration and love for TVXQ’s Yunho next >w<

 

Keuriseu hyungie

WHY

 

 

 

CHANFREAKINGYEOL

Online

 

 

Are you sure you want to block this contact?

OK Cancel

 

And our good old Duizhang clicked the holy ‘OK’ button.

 

 

 

 

Author’s Note:

: So I apologize for my behavior for the lack of updates in this fiction and my many other almost-in-the-edge-to-be-abandoned fictions.

: LOL… It’s Kris and Chanyeol special chapter

: Because I ship it

: I like to torment their bromance

: And I like the ruin Kris

: And I like their character here. I enjoy it so for my comeback, I give you this awkward twin towers of EXO.

: MULTIPLES UPDATES FOR TODAY!

 

PS; Happy late Valentine tho I don’t celebrate it but hey, I love you readers every day.

Pps; I heart my soul-mate, partner-in-crime and bestie Aya for inspired me to make lame pick-up lines. I forever sarang you.

Pps; Yes our fearless duizhang in here is still traumatized with dinosaurs. Next for my bucket list is Barbie dolls.